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cry



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 6:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the chihuahua song is very repetitive... why is this song a summer hit in france?
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Charles Tatum



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This may be generic, but I cannot stand road construction. Since North Dakota only has five months of above freezing temps (or so it seems), my hometown has taken it upon themselves to completely rip up the giant main four lane thoroughfare known as Broadway, sending Minotians scattering down side streets rigged with detour signs and temporary traffic lights. People up here drive like idiots anyway, so accidents are up.
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Daddy Plaid



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha.....
Try living in OKC Razz
ODOT has been working on the SAME roads doing shitty
repair jobs INSTEAD of just replacing the decrepid old fucker.
And ODOT's been doing so
SINCE I was born!

I wish the OKC Crosstown Expressway would just crumble
& fall!!! Screw tornadoes!!!!
WE need an earthquake!!!!!!!!!! Shocked
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Thom



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ben N is a hot little Jew bitch.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey guys, how 'bout people who ask, "Do you know what I'm saying"? If YOU know what the hell you mean, why the fuk do you need reiteration? And if you have to ask me that after every freakin sentence, maybe it's time to talk about something we can BOTH understand.


know what i'm saying?
Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, no kidding. I remember when Howard Stern played an interview of Ol' Dirty Bastard or ODB or Dirt McGirt or whatever the fuck he's calling himself nowadays. Literally every sentence was finished off with "know what I'm sayin?" EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE. Then he kept insisting people start calling him Dirt McGirt, but when someone asked him to spell it, he couldnt. He couldn't spell the name that he himself had made up. And all I could think is "This illiterate motherfucker is a millionaire? What the FUCK?"

Know what I'm sayin'? Mad Evil or Very Mad Exclamation
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Daddy Plaid



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2003 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even worse is the homie version:

"Naw awna mean?" WTF ebonics?!?!?!

Every time I hear that, My KKK side comes out Shocked Get me a rope!!!!
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!!!!!!!!!! Shocked Cool

Time to masturbate......
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Destinee



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Location: Upstate NY...WAY upstate( no, not prison)

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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My biggest bitch on an everyday basis would be just as I'm sitting down to eat, the phone rings, "...is the man of the house in?" Yes""blah blah blah""get to the fucking point man!!!!!!!!" you trying to sell me somethin or what?!?!?! if so FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ditto, baby. I have learned to use the "Jerry Seinfeld method" of dealing with telemarketers and such and it goes a little sumpin like this...
telemarketer:" Hello, is this ..... ......?

Me: "yes it is, what can I do for you?"

Telemarketer: "I'd like to discuss ........with you."

Me: "Now is not a good time but I'll tell you how we can do this, give ME your home number and I'll call you back."

Telemarketer: " Uh, er, I...er...can't...do..."

Me: "What's wrong? Don't want me disturbing you at home?"

telemarketer: " Well er...no"

Me: " Now you know how the fuck I feel!"

CLICK!!!!!


Dest
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Kyle



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Destinee wrote:
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My biggest bitch on an everyday basis would be just as I'm sitting down to eat, the phone rings, "...is the man of the house in?" Yes""blah blah blah""get to the fucking point man!!!!!!!!" you trying to sell me somethin or what?!?!?! if so FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ditto, baby. I have learned to use the "Jerry Seinfeld method" of dealing with telemarketers and such and it goes a little sumpin like this...
telemarketer:" Hello, is this ..... ......?

Me: "yes it is, what can I do for you?"

Telemarketer: "I'd like to discuss ........with you."

Me: "Now is not a good time but I'll tell you how we can do this, give ME your home number and I'll call you back."

Telemarketer: " Uh, er, I...er...can't...do..."

Me: "What's wrong? Don't want me disturbing you at home?"

telemarketer: " Well er...no"

Me: " Now you know how the fuck I feel!"

CLICK!!!!!


Dest


This one's my favorite.

Telemarketer: 'Would you be interested in a subscription to the New York Times?'

Jerry (enthusiasticly): 'Yes.'

*Hangs up*
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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yeah, no kidding. I remember when Howard Stern played an interview of Ol' Dirty Bastard or ODB or Dirt McGirt or whatever the fuck he's calling himself nowadays. Literally every sentence was finished off with "know what I'm sayin?" EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE. Then he kept insisting people start calling him Dirt McGirt, but when someone asked him to spell it, he couldnt. He couldn't spell the name that he himself had made up. And all I could think is "This illiterate motherfucker is a millionaire? What the FUCK?"


You have to forgive him. I think he is borderline retarded. Seriously. He'll always be an old dirty bastard to me. He can't put together a sentence to save his useless life.

p.daddy- Wha da fuk is that KKK thingy about? Guess I am on your sheet list then, huh? I break every rule imaginable. Guess we can't play anymore. Crying or Very sad

Dest Twisted Evil
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Daddy Plaid



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Destinee wrote:
p.daddy- Wha da fuk is that KKK thingy about? Guess I am on your sheet list then, huh? I break every rule imaginable. Guess we can't play anymore. Crying or Very sad

Cute girls sayin it are okay by me.
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Destinee



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't worry daddy(sounds funny calling a man that ISN'T my lover)"Daddy"... Anyhoo, not to worry, that term is so NOT in my vocabulary.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Destinee wrote:
Don't worry daddy(sounds funny calling a man that ISN'T my lover)"Daddy"... Anyhoo, not to worry, that term is so NOT in my vocabulary.
Dest Wink

Shocked
Now I'm turned on!
...pictures Dest wearing a plaid school girl
uniform .....''f*** me daddy...plaid, f*** me Hard daddy..plaid!'' Twisted Evil
Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so I go to the store tonight and buy some stuff for dinner, and I buy one of those "Salad in a bag" things. I get it home and dump everything into the salad tossin' bowl, only when I pick out all the little packets of croutons and toppings, there's no dresssing. No dressing, you say? surely there must be a mistake. So I read the bag and lo and behold, in small print across the front, it says "Everything but the dressing". Well, my response to that is "WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT?" So I look all over the kitchen and find no dressing anywhere. Of course there isn't, that's why I bought the salad in a bag in the first place - SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BUY A WHOLE BOTTLE OF DRESSING JUST TO HAVE ONE DAMN SALAD.

Salad in a bag should ALWAYS have dressing, man. That just ain't right . . .
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