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Jennifer Garner Hot? NOT!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*sarcasm*

You'd rather do an ancient relic?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:00 pm    Post subject: Re: ------------ Reply with quote

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Kyle,

I'm serious, dude! She looks like a transvestite. I'd do 63-year-old Angie Dickinson instead in a heartbeat.


I'd rather do Carrie-Anne Moss. Shocked

Hey, I have a thing for brunettes, chicks with short hair, and leather, alright?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Anyone who doesn't listen to Howard Stern won't know what the hell I'm talking about, but Missy Elliot reminds me of Beetlejuice.

Am I wrong?


Beetlejuice? Yeah, kind of! Flava Flav..DEFINITELY!

YEAH BOOYYYYY!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 3:33 pm    Post subject: ------------- Reply with quote

Naomi Watts, Naomi Watts, Naomi Watts!!!

Now that babe hasn't got big breasts, she's 4 years older, yet she's ten times as talented and a hundred times hotter than linebacker-necked Garner!!!

Razz

(If Heath Ledger idiotically screws around on her, I propose we give this guy, who's bagged Watts and Heather Graham -- who mind you, he cheated on -- a first-class FoolSlap!)

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, too bad she's starting to do piece of shite movies with the likes of Kate Hudson, the rom-com sellout whore. I knew Watts would be big after Mulholland Drive, but I bet we start seeing her in more crappy movies now.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

y2mckay wrote:
yeah, too bad she's starting to do piece of shite movies with the likes of Kate Hudson, the rom-com sellout whore. I knew Watts would be big after Mulholland Drive, but I bet we start seeing her in more crappy movies now.


She has always been the light in crappy movies until her big breakout role in MD. Take Children of the Corn in My Crap 4 for example. The Ring and Mulholland Dr. were great though. Plus, she is going to be in The Ring 2. If that movie sucks I'll tear my hair out.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:53 am    Post subject: ----------- Reply with quote

I'm definitely in the minority, because I thought The Ring sucked. Boring and pleasureless. fear dot com was far more entertaining.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 1:06 pm    Post subject: Re: ------------ Reply with quote

Kyle wrote:
Jack Sommersby wrote:
Kyle,

I'm serious, dude! She looks like a transvestite. I'd do 63-year-old Angie Dickinson instead in a heartbeat.


I'd rather do Carrie-Anne Moss. Shocked

Hey, I have a thing for brunettes, chicks with short hair, and leather, alright?

And I'll take Kate Moss.

but...still the Olsen Twins sounds better.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 4:53 pm    Post subject: Re: ----------- Reply with quote

Jack Sommersby wrote:
I'm definitely in the minority, because I thought The Ring sucked. Boring and pleasureless. fear dot com was far more entertaining.


I agree with Jack, the Ring totally sucked. The japanese original also sucked, but had the virtue of being much much creepier, especially the videotape and the girl coming out of the tv at the end. The Japanese really know how to mess with my head. But as a whole, the film was dull....
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 5:34 pm    Post subject: Re: ------------ Reply with quote

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but...still the Olsen Twins sounds better.


They look like 8-year-old girls' faces slapped onto teenaged bodies.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everytime I see Garner my brain screams, "That's a man, baby!"

I vote no.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once again, I could care less. Jennifer Garner is still hot enough for me.

You don't like her? Tough shit.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2003 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tough shit it is then. She's a stallion.

The Olsens = Ew.

Amy Smart. There is no substitute.

Oh, and FearDotCom sucked so hard, my front door flew off it's hinges and slammed into the TV screen.

the Ring wasn't great either though. What the hell were the population on about calling that scary? Dickie Roberts - now THAT is scary.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2003 2:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If she's a stallion, then I wanna ride bareback Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2003 8:15 am    Post subject: ----------- Reply with quote

Oz,

I agree: Amy Smart is a babe. I'd give up your life if I could have her.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2003 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We should rename this thread to "Chicks Us Pathetic Horny Bastards Often Think About While Masturbating".

...anyone mention Kate Beckinsale yet???
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sure, no problem with her.

How bout Jamie Pressly? Sure, she can't act worth a damn, but man, I'd do anything to be with her for one night.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2003 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, Beckinsale is hotter than sin. She was naked a lot in this made-for-cable shitty ghost story movie called "Haunted" with Aidan Quinn. Lame flick, but she was topless in like every third scene. Too bad it's not on DVD Mad

I'm really looking forward to her in Underworld with those leathers. Yum. Although I think the creators of the game Nocturne should sue the ass off of the filmmakers, since a lot of the ideas seem lifted right from the game (civil war with vampires and werewolves, A hot vampire chick in tight leather, etc).
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2003 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

y2mckay wrote:
Although I think the creators of the game Nocturne should sue the ass off of the filmmakers, since a lot of the ideas seem lifted right from the game (civil war with vampires and werewolves, A hot vampire chick in tight leather, etc).


I'm not up on RPG and card gaming. Did White Wolf do Nocturne? If so, then they're suing. How timely.

(link is a .pdf file of the complaint, by the way)

edit: changed Wizards O' The Coast to White Wolf. 'cause I'm dumb.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2003 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, white wolf does role playing games. Nocturne was a PC game. Hell, maybe nocturne ripped white wolf off. But underworld looks like it rips all of em off, mostly Blade.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2003 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Loved Beckinsale in Laurel Canyon. Cute as a button, as is the wonderful Amy Adams, who deserves to get a few more quality roles in future (and get her kit off in the process Embarassed ).
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2003 8:38 am    Post subject: ---------- Reply with quote

I agree, Slyder, on Jamie Pressly. That babe is the very definition of "hot babe". I mean, she's damn near perfection, and her awesome Playboy spread was one of the ages. Whoa!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2003 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Olsen Twins? Who? I forgot my name....

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2003 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gardner needs to eat an f'ing meal. Alias should be Ali no Ass.

Give me Dark Angel anyday as far as overrated shows feat. TNA go.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2003 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uch. Jamie Pressly looks like she'd give you five disease by breathing on you.

Let's make fun of Jennifer Garner some more!

http://jen-garner.net/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/public/2003/creative-emmys03/creative-emmys03-001.jpg

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