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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:47 pm    Post subject: Maddox updated! Reply with quote

Since I know a lot of folks have "blogs," etc, this particular rant might give you a good laugh. And seeing as how I kind of feel the exact same way about blogs, so much so I even kind of hint at it in my OWN blog, I just wanted to share this.

The guy's a GENIUS!
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha! Loved it.

I think I'll post a link to that on my blog.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a Republican. If Bill O'Reilly is a conservative, I'm a Democrat. I liked this rant, though, it's amusing.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hilarious. Maddox never disappoints.

"TOO MUCH BULLSHIT" - HA. The internet in a nutshell
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Used to read this guy all the time till my work blocked access. He has a review of Daredevil that has to be seen to be believed, surpassing even the brilliant Michael Clarke Duncan as drugged silverback gorilla comment from gone but not forgotten Hamlet3K's review of the same film. God, the illustration of basic rules of story and plot through use of cartoons should be handed out to every scriptwriter in the business today.

I always wondered if anybody here read up on his site. This guy's got the reviews to beat in my book.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow. In fact, everyone immediately read his review of SW Episode III. This pretty much encapsulates every problem both large and small with this film in such a way as to leave you wondering why you didn't just slit your throat with the edge of the popcorn bucket for watching it to completion, while still giving you some good belly laughs for your trouble. Great stuff.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Wow. In fact, everyone immediately read his review of SW Episode III. This pretty much encapsulates every problem both large and small with this film in such a way as to leave you wondering why you didn't just slit your throat with the edge of the popcorn bucket for watching it to completion, while still giving you some good belly laughs for your trouble. Great stuff.
I did and I felt my brain expand. Cool Good stuff.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So my roommate gets a new book. The cover looks pretty amusing. I read the first couple pages, and the prose sounds familiar....

Holy FUCK NUT. It's Maddox!



Funny shit, people.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He sure does take up a lot of space to say that bloggers take up too much space. Other than that, yeah, calling other people morons is certainly my idea of humor.

(If you don't like blogs, don't read them. Is that so hard to understand?)
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