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Evolution in a nutshell. Or peanut butter jar to be exact.

 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:07 pm    Post subject: Evolution in a nutshell. Or peanut butter jar to be exact. Reply with quote

Hehe
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And this is the perfect answer to that.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm only watching the beginning of the YouTube clip you just posted... and I already recognize the dude... he's from Kirk Cameron's team, eeks!

And already I've got a response:
1) first off, spontaneous generation is not evolution and has been disproven
2) even if it were true, you'd have to wait billions and billions of years to check into the peanut butter jar... not look at a billion different peanut butter jars

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's even better Kirk Cameron stuff out there, but of course without the nice balance of text that counters its nonsense...

an example, Kirk Cameron has lunch with a monkey and the monkey's animalistic behavior obviously means we didn't evolve from monkeys.

1) We DIDN'T evolve from monkeys, we evolved from the same ancestor
2) ASODKJFLSJFLSDKJFLSDJFLSFJSK my brain just exploded.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oddly enough, I have always considered the mere existence of the vile yellow peril known as the banana to be irrefutable proof that there was no God.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The late GG Allin used to shove bananas up his ass, pull them out, and eat them.

I have no idea what that proves.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My point
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like to hear the banana lovers explain why God created cancer.

"It fits perfectly in your lungs, like it was designed to be there, and... uh... shut up!"
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

People get cancer because they touch themselves at night.

I myself am fighting off seven different kinds of cancer right now...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And, of course, by 'fighting off' you mean 'gently encouraging while watching Shannon Tweed movies'.

I feel your pain.
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