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monsterchupacabra



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:19 pm    Post subject: just wanted to... Reply with quote

Hello Everyone!

I'm Mike. I just signed up and wanted to introduce myself.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome aboard!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello, sir.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

how do you do?

(not a rhetorical question)
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numb_elmo210



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hi mike. my name is Lisa. i enjoy longs walks on the beach and soft music. in my spare time i knit and play with my 17 cats.....Let's be friends.
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Big Ole Badass Bob



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Lisa, my name is Bob. I've got a nice spot for you.. in the trunk of my car. Twisted Evil

That goes for Mike too, if he tries to stop ole Bob. Evil or Very Mad Uh, err.. Bob meant hi?? Welcome? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh! When Bob says welcome, it really means welcome to zenith-level depravity that he's chock-full of like peanut butter in a Reese's cup.

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Big Ole Badass Bob



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jack - Son, now why you gotta go and say something like that? Confused

Here Bob was, all ready to invite you down to the Whore Mansion™ for the weekend. A few fine Mexican whores, some Hooch™, a little fishing.. and you basically give me a shot to the God Staff™. Dirty son-o-bitch. Evil or Very Mad

I know where you live.. and Bob ain't afraid to send a couple magic-eyed Oriental bitches to take you out. Twisted Evil Damn it, you know I can't stay mad at you. You a good man.. so, after they beat on your rubbery meat sack for a while.. you can bang them broads. Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, thanks, Bobster. For any babes you've previously had will be as disease-ridden as a scientist in a P-4 lab with no suit on. Nah, I'll take my chances with Boxcar Bertha instead, thanks.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jack - You trying to get cute with me? It's like they always say.." if whatever Bob gives you, don't kill you.. it'll make you stronger." No, wait.. that's not how it goes, is it? Damn it, son-o-bitch! d'oh!

Son, Bob's beginning to wonder about you. Have you even listened to this ole man over the years? Confused Bob does not do magic-eyed Oriental assassin broads. At least, not sober. Come to think of it.. when isn't Bob drunk off a case or 17 of Hooch™? Think Anyway, nevermind that part.

Point is, Bob's offering you a chance to go on the hunt with him for fresh meat, not the same ole bitches he has locked up in the Whore Dungeon™. Twisted Evil If you turn that down.. something is wrong with you. Rolling Eyes Either your Dookie Pounder™ ain't working any more.. which is easy to fix. Just pop some of that Viagra of yours. Or, you just like guys now. Which is fine.. cause Bob don't mind going on a dude hunt with you if that's what you're into. Razz Just don't expect me to join in on the spoils of your victory. I've been to prison as you know.. and that shit hurts.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No problem, Bobster. One thing, though: I'll take the ones who've had their rabies shots first!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

shots or not, dogs prefer bones with meat on them...
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