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Thumb the Toad
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:39 am    Post subject: Wow, this place died Reply with quote

Crying or Very sad
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Big Ole Badass Bob



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thumb - Son, don't go crying and getting your tears all over the place. Razz

If you're gonna cry, at least cry on some of Bob's busty bitches. That's the man way to do things. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BAWB!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well... winter's here. Time to hibernate...
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Big Ole Badass Bob



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thumb - It took you two weeks to reply? You been into Bob's stash of Hooch™ again, son? Confused

Slyder - Is that so? Bob would have thought you already were. You sneaky Mormons.. don't trust you. Rolling Eyes

If Bob could find where your cave was, he'd stop the hibernating process. That way.. you couldn't go into your evil cocoon, and emerge an even more powerful being. Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, Booty-Obsessed Bob, you should know plenty about caves being that thats' about the only place your Neaderthal self would be allowed to stay what with your caveman-IQ and penchant for buggering -- women or men, doesn't make much of a difference, no?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jack - Uh, son.. the Whore Mansion™ is not a cave. Shame on you

It's only located by a set of them, in which the Whoremobile™ emerges from when this ole man fights crime at night. Shhh

Or, was it when he comes out to buy another case or 17 of Hooch™? Think That's not the point. The point is, you're not invited now for Thanksgiving. Not talking

Aww.. hell, you know Bob never stays mad at you. You a good man. I'll tell you what, I'll let you take home some leftover whores we never get to. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big Ole Badass Bob wrote:
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The point is, ... Not talking



That's pointS ...if you're lucky.


So you're behind this cold front!


Udderly clever.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

smrtpants - Yes, Bob is the mastermind behind this cold front. Twisted Evil

Are you snowed in? If so, Bob will come and dig you out. Let me grab my tools, and I'll be right over, sugar pants. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big Ole Badass Bob wrote:
smrtpants - Yes, Bob is the mastermind behind this cold front. Twisted Evil

Are you snowed in? If so, Bob will come and dig you out. Let me grab my tools, and I'll be right over, sugar pants. Very Happy


Hmmm...
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"Come"

"Grab 'my' tools"
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...in that order?
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henrinaiara



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah... nobody posting here... where the hell everybody?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bob cannot believe that nobody has posted here yet this year. Shocked

Well, at least when Bob goes into one of his drunken comas.. he won't miss much when he comes back. Razz
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Jack Sommersby
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't guys in general who have drunken comas have really small tallywackers, Booty-Obsessed Bob?

Razz

(By the way, your Oriental babes have been sneaking over to my place while you're dozing away. I asked them if I could possibly measure up to you, and they said as long as a peanut shell could serve for protection, I'm A-OK on that front.)

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jack - Son, now how the hell should Bob know? Eh?
Look, just cause you gotta shower with other guys in prison.. that doesn't mean you check out a Dookie Pounder™.

Uh, Bob doesn't have any Oriental babes. He's got Mexican whores. What the hell is the matter with you? Evil or Very Mad

Anyway, you might want to check those "babes" for tiny Asian wieners. Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:02 am    Post subject: 3 MACHINES AND HOW MANY YEARS AFTER NAT BAILEY? Reply with quote

FFS, somebody finally 'turned me on to':

http://xhamster.com/

>>>

Pls don't banish me now, after everything else (from me) you've put up with...

However, if necessary, I will post a re-cant and official apology (after everyone's copied the url, that is...)

>>>

My work here is done.
(Arms akimbo, legs apart, cape flapping in the breeze.)
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am here and will make this place alive once again
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