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Danielle Ophelia



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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 1:26 pm    Post subject: This Thing On? Reply with quote

God, ghost town much?

Testing, testing...
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hi!
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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 1:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woman, had Bob known you'd of posted this.. he'd of been here sooner trying to feel you up. Very Happy

But, he was down in ole México, rounding up some new bitches.. bitches without the swine flu. Razz

So, why don't you sit that little candy ass of yours on ole Bob's lap? Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The thought of that should probably go in this thread.
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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, why don't you sit that little candy ass of yours on ole Bob's lap?

Which lap, you quintessential lardass?

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Danielle Ophelia



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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG, BOB! Well hello, stranger. I'm surprised a seat on your lap would still be in play, I've been MIA for so long.

Hope you've put whoring out of business South of the Border; you've earned it.

*Bites nails*
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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jack - Son, you is a silly son-o-bitch if you think you can hurt the Bobster's™ feelings. What the hell is the matter with you? Evil or Very Mad You know better. Shame on you

I can't stay mad at you though, girl pants.. you a good man. Still dumb as a rock.. but, I like you.

I'll tell you what, after I take Ms. Danielle out on a romantic date.. to Wendy's®, I'll swing by and let you take a stab or two at one of my Mexican whores. How's that sound? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oops, you weren't supposed to hear about our date yet, woman! Embarassed
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Danielle Ophelia



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PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2009 4:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, we'll have to do Wendy's, Bob, and the dollar menu at that...I'm about fifteen dollars away from being broke as a joke.

To compensate, I'll dress up as one of the bitches from this show: http://www.loony-archivist.com/jem/primer/index.htm (Don't front, you know you used to love it.) I'll even let you pick which one, but you have to do it by name.

It shames me how well I know you.



Oh, yeah--hi Ben!
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PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2009 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Danielle - Woman, you know damn well Bob doesn't know what the hell that is. But, if you wanna play dress up.. Bob wouldn't mind wearing your panties on his head. Wink

That's right, sweet tits.. Bob goes all out for you with the dollar menu. You a good woman, I like you. I can't wait to clear out my Whore Dungeon™ and have you all to myself. Twisted Evil

Uh-oh.. speaking of my bitches, one of them has managed to escape and.. no, wait.. my bad. Bob forgot he put piranhas in the Whore Moat™ that she jumped into.

Damn it.. now that's gonna leave the water all murky, with chunks of dead whore. Son-o-bitch! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big Ole Badass Bob wrote:
Danielle - Woman, you know damn well Bob doesn't know what the hell that is. But, if you wanna play dress up.. Bob wouldn't mind wearing your panties on his head. Wink


Dirty or clean?
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Define... dirty, woman.

Damn it... you good! You really know how to push this ole man's buttons. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's the difference between Booty-Obsessed Bob and a disgusting pervert to end all perverts?

Nothing.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jack Sommersby wrote:
What's the difference between Booty-Obsessed Bob and a disgusting pervert to end all perverts?

Nothing.

Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now what the hell is this? Shocked

You guys teaming up on ole Bob?

Jarkata - Bob don't even know you.. but, he's already willing to feed your kooky ass to his Tiger Sharks. Mad

But, this ole man is kind of forgiving.. so, you got one more chance to make a better impression on me. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bob's gonna take peeer's head and ram it up Usdvdsale's damn Chocolaty Poop Cave™. Evil or Very Mad

God damned trolling, spamming, douchebag assholes.

What the hell happened to our paradise?

Did Bob miss the part where it became the norm for them to come here and peddle their shit? Think
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What boggles my mind is the fact that there are presently about three, count 'em three people who constitute "regulars" that bother to post here. Three. Yet this is like Las Vegas for shills arriving in droves to aggressively hock their wares... To. three. people. And for the past what three, four years of this activity, has it resulted in one sale? One? No. I do believe I can say with absolute confidence that no shill has ever gotten someone here to purchase anything. Its setting up a lemonade stand in a graveyard. So fucking pointless. I think that bugs the shit out of me as much as the shills posting in the first place. How is this even effective advertising in a world with Facebook and pop-up ads?
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