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Papa Jesus



Joined: 17 Sep 2003
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Location: Jesusville, Heaven

PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2003 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello my children, it's your good pal Jesus here once again after a long weekend off the coast of Chicago, Japan trying to figure out the fate of the world with "The Seven Holy Friends", a top secret religious organization headed by my father God, myself, and of course Dustin "Screech" Diamond, star of the hit NBC TV show, Saved by the Bell. Good news my friends, we've decided to let you all live, so... you're welcome. The bad news is the Mexican's get to stay too, so you can't win 'em all. During our annual conference to decide the fate of the world, we came up with a new, updated version of the Ten Commandments and I figured now would be as good of a time as any to get the word of your lord and savior, Jesus Herbert Christ, out. So here we go, write these down.

10. Thou Shalt not rape Jesus or his Holy friends
9. Thou Shalt not set Mexicans on fire, even if they deserve it
8. Thou Shalt not lecture Jesus on the dangers of using Crystal Meth, PCP, Crack Cocain or Heroin
7. Thou Shalt not lose more then two objects up one's rectum at a time.
6. Thou Shalt not kill, unless the person is Canadian, Eskimo, or Chinese
5. Thou Shalt not purchase any Pauly Shore video's or DVD's
4. Thou Shalt not wipe one's butthole more then twice per month
3. Thou Shalt not have one's nipple, tongue, belly button, or wiener pierced if you are a man, for that is extremely gay looking, and people will make fun of you.
2. Thou Shalt not refuse Jesus' sexual advances if you are a female. Thou shall give Jesus hand release, oral sex, vaginal intercourse, anal access, rim jobs or any other sexual act Jesus desires.
1. Thou Shalt not use lube!!!



Okay my friends, that about does it for now. Remember, follow our holy commandments and you'll spend your afterlife in paradise. Beautiful downtown Detroit! Come on folks, give Jesus an amen!!!

Rami741-

Well, my child, I've got a couple difficult answers for you that are probably going to be hard to hear my son. First off, babies come from seminal fluid entering a woman's moist vagina hole. Except Asians, the come from a scientific method called "The TransSlanted Process". As far as taking your Jeep away, all Jesus can say is sorry my son. If you want the honest to goodness truth, Jesus thought you were Mexican and believed you must have stolen the thing. My bad! Ya see, that's the kind of crazy stuff that happens when Jesus does too much Tar Heroin. Jesus has kicked that habit though and to show his deepest regret, he's sent you out an autographed photo of the late Mr. Steve Gutenberg, star of such zany blockbusters as "Police Academy", "Short Circuit", and "Three Men and a Baby". So buck up my child, your welcome for the Escalade!


Dest-

First off, Jesus would like to thank you for the warm invite you so graciously offered. Jesus would love to stop by and will, as Jesus pointed out previously, within the next three weeks. So be ready! Ya know, you and good ole Jesus here have something in common, we both believe in the right to have a gun in the home for protection. Sure, a couple of times a follower of mine has woken up from a deep slumber only to find a masked Jesus standing in front of them with his pants down while smelling their underwear, and has ended up shooting Jesus.. but as we all know, Jesus is bullet proof, so no harm no foul. Smile
Anyhow, I'll be there shortly my precious cupcake, so be ready. Jesus is going to show you a party the only way Jesus knows how, pimp church style.


Bob-

Your damn right Jesus is a good man.. I mean Jesus created so many things that man takes for granted... he created this world and life on earth, he created such popular breakfast cereals as "Cap'n Crunch" and "Count Chocula", Jesus created low budget porn, and the hit TV show "Charles in Charge"... Jesus created the tasty low fat spread "I Can't Believe it's not Butter", as well as Canada... oh, damn, wait.. sorry.. well okay, so Canada was sort of a drunken mistake. So sue Jesus, he's not perfect. Sure, Canadians talk funny and are led by former "Growing Pains" star Alan Thicke, but we have to learn to treat them like our retarded step nephews ya know, give 'em some applesauce, lock 'em in a closet and go about our business. Jesus would also like to say he had a fun time fishing with ole Bob a few days ago. However, one thing good ole Jesus here didn't appreciate was Bob sneaking into Jesus' room half drunk in the middle of the night, trying to convince Jesus it was ok to have gay sex as long as we were under the influence of alcohol. Sure, during the 70's Jesus tinkered around with a few wieners while in a coked up haze, but that was a different time then. So be warned, if you ever try any homo stuff with Jesus again, he'll magically take away your pooping ability, and trust Jesus when he says that you don't want to end up like Carrot Top.


Daddy Plaid-

Well, Jesus would be lying if he said he wasn't a little hurt at your making fun of Jesus being anally invaded, but all is forgiven my son. To be honest though, Jesus doesn't drive any one particular car.. for I am Jesus, and I can drive any kind I want, whenever I want. But, Jesus does have a soft spot for one masterpiece of automotive machinery that has always been a chick magnet for good ole Papa Jesus here.. and that's Jesus' very own ''84 Chevy Blazer. Nothing says pimp style for Jesus then driving down Heaven Boulevard with 5 or 8 hot naked women then the Chevy Blazer. That bad boy can go 0 to 50 in a smooth 23 and a half seconds, EASY!
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Rami741



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:32 pm    Post subject: Dear lord Reply with quote

Dear Lord

I seek answers for what i am about to ask you !

I had an idea to for a little project . i want to show kids horror movies because i want know what they think of it dest and oz think i am crazy but dear jesus i want to do it soo bad i really want to

how can thou learn if experiments are not done i could have chimps instead of children but they cannot answer my questions

Lord ohh dear lord show me the light ,guide me to that light for i am your sheep and you are my sheaperd !

And for your recent post

Can i burn indians for my nieghbour is one and he is annoying me soo much !
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Papa Jesus



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well hello again my precious children, it's your good buddy Christ here again, coming at you from sunny downtown Salt Lake City for the 75th Annual Mormon Awards. Jesus is here with his good friend Tony Danza of "Who's the Boss" fame to talk to you about something very important to our hearts. Something that the Mormon Awards are all about. You guessed it, Leaky Anus Syndrome. We're out here raising money to find a cure, so hop on your phones and dial 1-900-LEAKYASS and pledge as much as you can. Ya know, 4 out of every 5 americans suffer from the daily humiliation that a leaky anus can bring them.. and incase you didn't know, Jesus is one of 'em. Thats right, even your Lord and Savior can't cure his own leaky rectum, so this has to be our top priority in terms of finding a cure. As you all know, Leaky Anus Syndome first showed it's ugly puckered curse in 1904 when a group of Mexican immigrants snuck into Texas USA and began raping chickens and sheep. The animals were sold as food, not knowing they had been raped. Once consumed, the disease spread like hot cakes and soon American was consumed by this horrible infliction. We need your help folks, and so does 13 year old Guy Anderson of Tucson Arizona. Guy writes:

"My butthole is leaky, and that ain't no lie, I wish it'd stop dripping, 'cause my name is Guy."

Even Jesus couldn't have said it better folks, so come on, let's help cure Guy's leaky rectal cavity so he can make some friends. We're all in this together folks, so let's take care of our buttholes my children! Hooray!


Rami741-

Well, my child, first off, Jesus has no problem with you showing kids horror movies. Jesus likes to think kids are like little monkeys you know, feed 'em, scare the crap out of 'em, and have them tell their little school friends of the great low prices Jesus sales his weed and heroin for. This day in age, word of mouth is very important to Jesus' little side business and drugs and prostitution pay the bills. Sure, Jesus' hos left a few months ago and Jesus has had to resort to dressing up like a sexy European broad and take a shot or two in the mouth for the team, but that's all in a day's work.
As for the second part of your question, OF COURSE you can burn Indians my son, how silly to ask. Indians are nothing but retarded Mexican's anyhow, sure, they make a mean blanket and can cook some fried bread, but with an odor like that, one can't help but want to burn 'em. So go ahead my child, and if somehow the cops do catch on to you, tell 'em Jesus told you it was ok. That will get ya off the hook for sure!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
Thank you PJ for forgiving me.

I'm really happy you & your dad updated the 10 commandments!
AMEN! Very Happy
Finally a set I can obey! I'm particuliarly fond of #6.... Wink
....now if only the government would update theirs and
legalize pot & prostitution Very Happy
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Big Ole Badass Bob



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

God damn it, Bob is back.. have had one hell of a time smuggling my whores back into Texas. Mad

Why is it, that smuggling dirty Mexican whores into the United States is illegal? Bob don't see nothing wrong with it. The way I see, I'm being prohibited from running my business. I need to sue somebody for that. Bob's angry, and when he's angry like this.. some filthy whore's turd maker is gonna get stuffed full of my meaty Dookie Pounder™. Twisted Evil

Jesus - Sorry about that, Bob gets that way when he's had a bit too much Hooch to drink. Embarassed Sometimes its hard to break those prison habits.. you know how it goes? Razz But with the long hair, and it being dark.. I mistook you for one of my broads. The hairy nut sack should of tipped me off when I felt you up.. but err.. anyway.. I only have one question though.. why'd you make Bob snuggle and spoon with you the rest of the night, anyway? Confused Not that I'm complaining.. Jesus' arms are soft, and he smells like cinnamon. Very Happy

Daddy Plaid - Although Jesus is mighty and powerful, he can't do everything. That's why Bob is here. As you know, when Bob gets into office, the legalization of marijuana and prostitution will be some of the first things he takes care of. Smile Next time you vote, make sure its for ole Bob Johnson, son. And if my name ain't on the ballot.. just scribble it on there, cause they must of did it wrong. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2003 3:01 pm    Post subject: dear jesus Reply with quote

Jesus - Some muslims at work told me the jesus is not real and he is fake ! Shocked Shocked Shocked

Those bloody camel Fuckers are gonne die ,i am gonna kill them all DIE U MUSLIMS DIE !!! asjkfhjkfhasdhf........1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

ok ok ok I am calm again

Dear lord should i set them on fire or should i wait for judgment day ???

I realy wanna kill that Mohd Salah person at work

Bob - Will u legalize the killing of mexicans and indians aswell ?
I hope u do because that way the world can be happy place
No indians ,no Mexicans and lots of pot and whores ,i'd like that !!
U have my vote bob
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Big Ole Badass Bob



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2003 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rami - Bob will see what he can do, providing that he gets into office. Wink But there is one thing you have to understand.. we can't kill off all Mexicans, only the men, cause I still need the women to be my dirty whores. Indians though.. sure thing. Very Happy Bob never cared too much for them anyway. Mad Plus, one time this naked fella, I think his name was Indian Joe.. well, he was hopped up on Firewater, and fucked my dog in his little tight poop tank. Poor Skip.. he's never been the same after that.. always has the runs now. Sad

But, like my Uncle Frank always used to say:

"Letting an Indian get away with raping your dog, is like squirting a tube of toothpaste up your shitter. Sure, it feels great, but its not like the feeling you get when a hot man's love juice shoots up it.."

Damn it Uncle Frank.. why do I always quote you..? Bob has to go now. *shakes head* Embarassed
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2003 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aliens, Cloning and now this! Rolling Eyes JHC having a convo with a horny, ole' hillbilly schmo Twisted Evil and talks of fake-American invaders about the non-existance of our lord & savior? Rolling Eyes (((Slapping forehead EXTREMELY hard!!!)))) Shocked

OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Shocked Shocked Shocked

I(sniff Crying or Very sad ) never thought I'd see...

(sniff) I can't speak Crying or Very sad .


Excuse me. Arrow


Dest
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:13 am    Post subject: ----- Reply with quote

Dest, baby, baby -- it appears you need some cheering up, hon. And 'ol Jack's got the remedy, babe. I'm a gentleman, and I know how to treat a lady, so allow me to recite a poem that expresses my deep-seated adoration for your kind-hearted self. Now, a lot of heart and soul has gone into this, so please accept that I'm pouring my feelings out for you, baby, so please accept the emotional sacrifice Jack is making here. I'm putting myself on the line, honey bear:

"Upon the sight of your beautiful self,
My feelings explode like a bouncing betty.
You make my heart flutter and weak,
So can I bust a nut in your butt already?
"

Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww Jackster!

In return for such a sweet, sincere poem, I myself have one for YOU. Ready? Cool

Though your words are sincere
and candy sweet
my virgin ass
I choose to keep.

smooches

Dest Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah such sweet poems indeed!

BoBB- killing of Indians as in people from India with the 3rd eye....
or Native Americans?
I'd rather keep the latter because of their casinos nearby.... Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daddy Plaid - Well, that's a good question son. Now Bob don't care much for Hindu people either.. not because they did anything wrong.. just the whole red dot thing on the head. Creeps me out, gives me a mean case of the caca's in the pants. Sad Not that I mind.. I mean they are MY pants, I can shit in them if I want. Very Happy But that's not the point here. The point is Hindu's need to be taken out! Razz

As far as our funny Native American friends.. that's primarily who Bob was talking about. Sure, they've got casinos.. but we can just take them away from them. We took their land, so why not just take their casinos as well? Twisted Evil Then we can ship them off to Europe, cause besides being good targets for shooting practice.. they ain't doing this ole man any good. Can't even fuck 'em.. Bob's meat stick won't go near them. Except for that one time when I was really drunk back in '65. That don't count though. Rolling Eyes

Like my Uncle Frank always used to say:

"Fucking an Indian, is like sticking your girlfriend's curling iron up your poop cave. Sure, it feels great.. but nothing sets your puckered up sausage holder on fire, like the way a man's ass ramer does when its buried deep within you.."

No wait.. you son-o-bitch, Uncle frank..!! *shakes fist in the air* All Bob can say about this is oops. Embarassed
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:35 am    Post subject: ---------------- Reply with quote

Sure, it feels great.. but nothing sets your puckered up sausage holder on fire, like the way a man's ass ramer does when its buried deep within you.."

You should know, Booty Bob.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jack - Son, Bob's told you he was in prison. Let me tell you something.. that shit hurts. Sad And if you keep up with those type of posts, I'm gonna hunt you down, beat you with my wooden leg, then I'm gonna ship you off to the Evil Empire of Canada. Razz Those savage sons-o-bitches will fuck your slippery ass cave until its raw, bloody, and you're begging for them to stop it, and just slit your damn throat already. Trust me on that.. Bob knows first hand about that. Sent my ex-wife, Jill The Dirty Whore.. up there after she divorced me and wanted half of my shit. There are things that Bob can tolerate, but one thing he can't.. is greedy ass bitches, who try and cash in on my fame and fortune. Mad

You still a good man, not getting any smarter, but you still good. Very Happy

Next weekend you and me are gonna go down to the Gulf of México, drink a case or 3 of Hooch, do a lot of my dirty Mexican bitches, fish a whole hell of a lot, and then we're gonna go to Sizzler.. for all you can eat Sunday. Now.. are you game, son? Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 1:19 pm    Post subject: ------------ Reply with quote

Now.. are you game, son?

Heh! That's like asking if you prefer vaginal or anal intercourse. Hell, yeah, I'm in. Think we can find a really reamed-out one whom we can both butt-slam at the same time?

Twisted Evil Shocked Twisted Evil Shocked Twisted Evil Shocked

(Sorry, Delectable Dest, if you're offended. 'ol Bob just brings out the devil in me. Hell, he's got me so infested with his quintessential sickness that the other day when the bartender asked me if I wanted my vodka neat or on the rocks, I involuntarily replied, "Dry.")

Surprised
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jack - Son, did you just ask me to double team a dirty broad's stink cave with you? Confused That sounds like you want to do a porno. Sorry, but Bob works alone, he don't need some guy's Dookie Pounder™ near his battering ram when he's at "work". Razz

But, like my Uncle Frank always used to say:

"Double teaming a dirty Mexican whore's caca factory feels so good, but not as good as when two sweaty, beefed up hunks, are forcing their meat rods up your manly tool box and in your mouth.."

Ah, shit.. my mistake. Embarassed No wonder nobody ever liked Uncle Frank. *shakes head*

Anyway, if you're looking for good porn, then I suggest you get The Best of Bob's Bitches®. Very Happy And that's volumes 1-1009. All of 'em jam packed with hours upon hours of anal passage lovin'. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2003 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bob hasn't posted in a little while. And he can't let his little slice of heaven, his paradise, die out and fade away. That's almost like giving in and letting evil Canadians come into our great country. Sad

How can you sons-o-bitches just sit back and not post anything? Confused You're all lucky that I don't cross you off my Christmas list this year. Mad If I did, then that means no free meals at Red Lobster, and no Mexican whores.. and for one of you.. no magic-eyed Oriental lovin'. Bob's a prick, but he still loves all you people, and he's not gonna do something that cruel to all of you. Razz Well.. not yet at least. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2003 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please don't take my magic-eyed orientals away, Unka Bobb Crying or Very sad
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I offered to learn from The Master (meaning you, Booty Bob) by engaging in a threesome with you and a chosen Mexican whore, and you went and got high and mighty with me. So may your brown-stained prick snap off in an Eskimo babe's frostbitten ass.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2003 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

y2mckay - I dunno.. Bob will have to think this one over. Okay, made up my mind.. I'm gonna keep letting you have your magic-eyed Oriental bitches. I'm in a damn good mood today, son. Very Happy

Jack - Son, I never said I wouldn't teach you. You must have corncobs between your ears, or something. Confused You still a good man though. But if you're gonna be doing some dirty Mexican broad with Bob, then I suggest that you do it when I ain't drunk. Cause when Bob's drunk.. he's liable to throw a fuckin' on whatever hole his Dookie Pounder™ is near. You know how it goes. Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 8:00 am    Post subject: ------ Reply with quote

Thanks for the (no pun intended) heads-up, Booty Bob. I think I'll observe your mastery with reaming an ass via remote video as far away as, say, Transylvania?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jack - That's quite far, but whatever floats your boat, son. Razz You're safe from Bob, when he's drunk. But once I get my big-rig fitted with wings, I'll be able to fly over there. Not to go near your shit hole, but to kill me some damn vampires. Evil or Very Mad This reminds me of something that happened a while back.

Back in '79, Bob had flown over to Transylvania, deciding to vacation there, instead of sunny San Diego, California. As usual.. I brought some of my whores with me. One night, me and my favorite whore at the time.. Mexican Betty were out in the alley.. she always liked getting banged up her dook cavern while being pressed against a wall. Twisted Evil Even though she always yelled "No Senior Bob, stop it, noooooo... aiiiii.. my poopie cave hurts", I knew she wanted it. Yes means yes, and no means yes to Bob.. so its all good. Very Happy Then, all of a sudden.. this naked guy came running out of nowhere, screaming "I vant to bite your neck", so Bob reacted the only way he could.. he threw Betty into that crazed son-o-bitch, and ran the fuck off. He bit the hell outta her neck, leaving her a bloody mess, then ran off into the night. Confused

Bob came back and held his beloved whore in his arms, and listened to her last words, spitting and gurgling up blood, she replied.. "How you say.. burn in hell.. aiiiii.. burrito.. taco.. die you puto.." After fucking her limp, lifeless body.. I buried her in some field. Crying or Very sad Two days later, that dirty bitch was resurrected and came after me. Bob didn't know what to do, then it came to him.. drive a stake through that undead whore's heart. So I dropped my pants, and threw that woman down, and tried pounding my beef stick through her heart. Hey, Bob had "wood", so he thought he'd give it a try? Rolling Eyes All that did though, was bend my meat rod, thus spraining it badly. Realizing that wasn't working, I broke up a chair, and shoved one of the legs deep into her black, dead heart. Once again.. Bob was deeply saddened, for that was now twice he had lost his bitch. Sad

So you see.. if there's one thing I hate more than Canadians.. its pissed off, undead, vampire Mexican whores. Evil or Very Mad Bob vows to go back there one day and kill the son-o-bitch who bit his Betty, and took away one of the filthiest, dirtiest, nastiest whores, who Bob has ever had the privilege of banging. *shakes fist*
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bobby, is NO WOMAN safe from you? Is NO anal cave safe? Does this stem from some deep rooted problemo suffered during adolescence? Did the school bullies enter the "No enter" zone belonging to our very own mountain dweller? Poor Booby er, I mean Bobby. C'mom hon. You can tell us. We won't tell nobody...else.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think he suffers from the same thing as me.

Oz is up his ass. Twisted Evil
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Big Ole Badass Bob



Joined: 28 Mar 2003
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Location: Seattle, Texas

PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dest - You're right.. no woman, nor her lovely Poop Palace™ are safe from ole Bob. Twisted Evil And how many times do I gotta tell you, that Bob was in prison? Do you even read any of my posts? Confused Apparently not, cause I have to keep explaining things to you. You still a good woman though. Wink

Daddy Plaid - Hey now, Bob don't want you bringing any of your personal/political issues/problems with others into his magical Ass Kingdom™. That's definitely the way to lose your whore privileges, son. Razz You know how it goes. Very Happy

If you guys can't lighten up and stick to keeping that shit in another forum.. then Bob will be forced to his stick boots up each and every one of your asses. Evil or Very Mad I don't use lube, as you know.. so its gonna tear you apart, and you'll not be able to hold your poops in.. not with a gaping anal cavity you won't. Rolling Eyes
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