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For those who can't...they become critics.

 
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czechmeout
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:29 pm    Post subject: For those who can't...they become critics. Reply with quote

After reading some of the ridiculous reviews on this site, I am wondering if these people are:
1-ILL
2-Watching foreign movies in a language they do not know.
3- End up missing the movie trying to get some.
4-Are morons.
5-Don't have a clue..and think that Porky's and Jackass Rules.

This was my first and last visit to this site..and unfortunately I wasted ten minutes reading the posts...I could have been removing a hairball from the drain and learned more than I did on this site. Never again.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't let the door hit you in the ass. Or do. What do I give a fuck.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2003 10:09 am    Post subject: ---------- Reply with quote

Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

I take it he read my 1-star Memento review. And, hey, I don't think reason #3 is so unreasonable!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2003 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a Czech-Off!!!! Very Happy

Obviously, he learned something if he was able to post.

Hopefully, he forgets to look both ways
before crossing the street. Shocked Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2003 9:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If those who can't become critics, then what about critics who criticize critics? Czech, drop us a link when your better reviews, or your first film's website, are somewhere online.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 3:36 pm    Post subject: Re: For those who can't...they become critics. Reply with quote

czechmeout wrote:
After reading some of the ridiculous reviews on this site, I am wondering if these people are:
1-ILL
2-Watching foreign movies in a language they do not know.
3- End up missing the movie trying to get some.
4-Are morons.
5-Don't have a clue..and think that Porky's and Jackass Rules.

This was my first and last visit to this site..and unfortunately I wasted ten minutes reading the posts...I could have been removing a hairball from the drain and learned more than I did on this site. Never again.


1. Some of us ARE known to have a history of mental problems. Dr. Isaksson comes around every once in a while to keep us in order, and monitor his patients.

2. Yes, which is why we are able to give details such as the plot, what's going on, and who's fucking who.

3. Like you can honestly say that's never happened to y- after re-reading your post, I retract that statement.

4. I'm not a reviewer, but I AM a moron.

5. Porky's is so much goddamned fun.... makes me wish I was alive in the 80s. Or was smart enough to make holes in the girls locker room at gym. Shocked
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