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Not going to China...

 
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Ever paid for sex?
Yes
40%
 40%  [ 2 ]
No
40%
 40%  [ 2 ]
Got my money back out of pity
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Too much saki, I can't remember
20%
 20%  [ 1 ]
I'm BoBB, They pay me
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
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Daddy Plaid



Joined: 11 Feb 2003
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Location: Plaididia

PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 9:31 pm    Post subject: Not going to China... Reply with quote

But I'm sure I'll see em all in Vegas... Very Happy Shocked

Tomorrow night, leaving to go see my aunt
in phoenix for a couple of days and then hop skip and jump
to vegas for the weekend....so I'll be postless for awhile. Crying or Very sad

Might see if I can huntdown BoBB while in Phoenix and go on a
all night whorefest and break in my DookiePounder if possible. Laughing

That would be awesome, since I'm getting weary & very cautious of the sex for hire in Vegas. But I do have an invitation from a girl I met last year out there to see her again soon. Cool Woohoo, I'm gettin laid! Very Happy

So even if I come back broke, it'll be worth it.

But hopefully, I'll win the MegaBucks thingamajigee and come
back even happier. Very Happy ...and then donate a small contribution
to the 'Help HBS Admin Upgrade The Site' fund. Very Happy Wink
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Kyle



Joined: 12 Jul 2002
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Location: Chicago

PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have fun in Vegas! And if you do in fact see Bob, have him send me a whore in a crate.
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Thumb the Toad
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Joined: 02 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 6:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kyle wrote:
Have fun in Vegas! And if you do in fact see Bob, have him send me a whore in a crate.


Same here.
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Daddy Plaid



Joined: 11 Feb 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a trip.

Phoenix was fun. Didn't see BoBB, but I think I saw a few of
his escaped whores and I did my best to round em up.
Found a new beer I like. Fat Tire. Can't get it here in my sorry
state that opposes anything over 3.2% alcohol.
Was also really friggin hot!!!

Vegas was a blast. My whore stood me up and that got me
angry. So I furiously masturbated to the cheap B movie porn on
PPV. Afterwards I played video poker at the bar for 7 hours straight
and went thru about every amber ale available.
Bastards to bothsides of me hitting royal flushes and I was stuck
holding a pair.
...and then....

It happened.

I ralphed. I ralphed good. A messy ralph indeed. Almost
turned into a barf-a-rama. My sick made one guy toss his cookies
too. His sick was nastier than mine and I hurled again....

Pints of puke covered the bar.

Lost all my dinero too.
But a fun trip it was.
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Destinee



Joined: 13 Jun 2003
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Location: Upstate NY...WAY upstate( no, not prison)

PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

EVER PAY FOR SEX? Every man living(or dead) has paid for it. If you have/had a wife...you paid. If you have ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend...you've paid for it. See, there IS a such thing as "legal prostitution" only it's called...significant other dating or better known as S.O.D. Should have been "S.O.B" 'cause that's how you feel if it doesn't work out.

Dest Rolling Eyes
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Daddy Plaid



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, technically speaking..... Embarassed

um, er....what you're trying to say is.... Confused

Is that you are a hooker! Shocked

WOOHOO!!!
SADDLE UP A PHILLIE PARDNER!!!!
SHE"S READY TO RIDE!!!!! Twisted Evil

Don't feel bad, I'm a pimp and a ho. Wink
Where's BoBB when you need him most?!?
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Jack Sommersby
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 8:20 am    Post subject: ------------ Reply with quote

-- Is that you are a hooker! Shocked --

Hey, try treating Delectable Dest with a little fucking respect, Daddy-O! Who the hell do you think you're referring to? Some run-of-the-mill hussy you can spew your sexist innuendo at? Of all the damn nerve!

So, Dest, after having taken the time to defend your lovely self in this valiant manner...

...now are you willing to offer me up some anal?

Twisted Evil Razz Razz Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Razz
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Daddy Plaid



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

anal.... Laughing Laughing Laughing

I wasn't calling her a hooker. But provided her response, all girlfriends, wives, mistresses and hookers....are essentially all in all hookers.

Okay, after reading that, being that she is someones girlfriend....
Falling into that category makes her a hooker.
One could also assume that all men that are johns.

If most weebles are feebles and all weebles are plaid, then some feebles
are pink...true or false? Wink

Forgive me Dest. I too, seek anal. Twisted Evil
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