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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:02 am    Post subject: Jennifer Garner Hot? NOT! Reply with quote

I'd been keeping my cool, but when I saw yet another damn picture of Jennifer Garner this morning (in relation, mind you, to some dumbass idea about using her as a recruitment tool for the CIA) I had to openly profess that this overemployed and untalented so-called actress is just so medicore to look at!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030828/161/53jaz.html


Gives me the fucking creeps -- plus, she ain't got no tits. I recall being aghast at the Leonardo Di Caprio character in Spielberg's fine Catch Me If You Can shelling out $1000 to sleep with Garner's call-girl character. Puuuuuuuuulease!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Different strokes for different folks, Jack. And I'm sure more people than not will admit to stroking it for Garner.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:28 pm    Post subject: ------------ Reply with quote

I'll take the Olsen twins instead.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't fantasize about anyone who could beat my ass in a fight.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And that applies to the Olsen Twins too.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I disagree. She doesn't look the best in that photo, but she's still fairly hot.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pick your poison



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I think the choice is clear! Screw you, Michael Vartan!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can I vote for sticking forks in my eyes as a third option?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 1:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And as usual, Jack, you are outta your goddamn mind . . .
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone who doesn't listen to Howard Stern won't know what the hell I'm talking about, but Missy Elliot reminds me of Beetlejuice.

Am I wrong?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 3:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys can have the overrated Garner.

Me likey Keira Knightley. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheAngryJew wrote:
You guys can have the overrated Garner.

Me likey Keira Knightley. Smile


It was the corsets, wasn't it?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You guys can have the overrated Garner.

Me likey Keira Knightley


Hmmm, actually, they're both vastly overrated in the acting department.

But both of them are shit-hot babes.

So okay, you can have Keira - then we swap
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Anyone who doesn't listen to Howard Stern won't know what the hell I'm talking about, but Missy Elliot reminds me of Beetlejuice.

Am I wrong?


A more sober version of Beetlejuice . . . but yeah, I see the similarities.

Her and Madonna just need to draw up a murder-suicide pact. If I have to see any more of those mother&%$# Gap commercials with those two, somebody gonna have to die.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 8:32 am    Post subject: Re: Jennifer Garner Hot? NOT! Reply with quote

Jack Sommersby wrote:
Gives me the fucking creeps -- plus, she ain't got no tits. I recall being aghast at the Leonardo Di Caprio character in Spielberg's fine Catch Me If You Can shelling out $1000 to sleep with Garner's call-girl character. Puuuuuuuuulease!

Mad


If I recall correctly, didn't good ol' Frank Abagnale Jr. con Ms.Garner's hooker into giving him four hundred bucks with a forged cheque?

I like the look of the girl, if only for a short while until I go back to Catherine Bell. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 10:58 am    Post subject: Re: Jennifer Garner Hot? NOT! Reply with quote

Jack Sommersby wrote:
I'd been keeping my cool, but when I saw yet another damn picture of Jennifer Garner this morning (in relation, mind you, to some dumbass idea about using her as a recruitment tool for the CIA) I had to openly profess that this overemployed and untalented so-called actress is just so medicore to look at!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030828/161/53jaz.html


Gives me the fucking creeps -- plus, she ain't got no tits. I recall being aghast at the Leonardo Di Caprio character in Spielberg's fine Catch Me If You Can shelling out $1000 to sleep with Garner's call-girl character. Puuuuuuuuulease!


Mad


I could care less. I'd still do her. A hot girl doesn't necesarily have to have huge breasts.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...or a chin that doesn't make her look like her dad was The Thing, or muscles that slightly resemble a dude who works out too much, or...

feh, I got nothin'.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:22 pm    Post subject: -------------- Reply with quote

You guys can have the overrated Garner.

Thank you, Scott! When I win the Texas Lotto, I'm coming to Philly and the Big Macs are one me! (Though if you want a Coke or something with that, you're going to have to pay for it out of your own damn pocket.)

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My basic gripe with Garner is this:

A lame-o prime-time tv series has turned her into a star, even though she's mediocre in looks and talent. If she'd done nothing but film thus far she'd be toiling away in direct-to-video fare by now. Another example is Helen Hunt? Where the hell is she now? When such underrated and beautiful actresses like Amy Locane and Marisa Coughlin are ignored, the stardom of a Garner or a Hunt makes want ot hurl.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 4:31 pm    Post subject: clearl a breast man Reply with quote

oh no! her tits are proportional to her 2% bodyfat. how unattractive!

clearly you've never seen the numerous jogging scenes on alias. that girl has the finest ass this side of whitgirlville.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jack, you'd still do her in a heartbeat, and you know it . . . primarily because she has a heartbeat Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speaking of girls who need a steak dinner, has anyone seen Garofalo lately? I fear she may be upchucking. Girl got WAY skinny and it just doesn't suit.

Let's hear it for girls with a little junk in the trunk.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 7:12 pm    Post subject: ----------- Reply with quote

Brian, I resent your slanderous stereotyping of me as some kind of I'll-do-anything walking hormone. Just because you're, well, right, still doesn't mean you have to make it widely known. (Geez!)

And even if Garner has a good ass, just have 'ol Badass Bob himself have a crack (no pun intended) at her and she'll be minus one in the morning.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheAngryJew wrote:
Me likey Keira Knightley. Smile


You sick old man. You're old enough to be her great-grandfather. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 12:19 am    Post subject: Re: Jennifer Garner Hot? NOT! Reply with quote



GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 1:17 pm    Post subject: ------------ Reply with quote

Kyle,

I'm serious, dude! She looks like a transvestite. I'd do 63-year-old Angie Dickinson instead in a heartbeat.
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