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Daddy Plaid



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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2003 1:18 pm    Post subject: Links to kill some time before 24 Reply with quote

Been looking for this for a year, finally found yesterday.
http://www.405themovie.com

Want to leave a message for your next of next of next of next....of kin?
http://www.KEO.org

This really kills time. Go to constructor to make your own.
http://www.sodaplay.com/zoo/index.htm
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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2003 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or, I could just smoke a bowl and fire up the Xbox while waiting for 24 to start. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2003 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did it work?

What'd ya think of that episode? Is Sherry up to no good?
Will Jack shoot her? Will our blood pressures ever return to normal?
Will they make a movie about Kim & her misadventures?
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2003 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

****SPOILERS*****



1)I'm glad that Palmer bitch got shivved, that treasonous ho.

2)Jack telling Kim to shoot that fucker was HARD-core. Damn.

3)That Kim is a fucking lightning rod for trouble. Good thing she's got the looks to make up for it.
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2003 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YUP!
Kim is hot!

Can you believe she's the same tomboy lookin cutie
from Popular Mechanics for Kids?!?!?!?!?!?!

My life won't be complete until I see Sherry raped by
a pack of blood thirsty pack of wolves and ran over by a
mac truck.

Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2003 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't even ask how I came to find this. Pay particular attention to the comments at the end from readers of the website. I don't know whether I find it comical or scary that the 12 year olds make more sense than the adults....

http://www.christiananswers.net/spotlight/movies/2002/scoobydoo.html
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2003 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've gone to that website a lot in the last couppala years for pure comedic value. At least it is not as bigoted as CAPAlert, another hilarious Christian website. Thomas Carder of CAP is truly nutty. Check CAP out if you want an even better scared laugh.

And I find it comical and scary that the 12-year-olds sound more sensical that the adults, but when was the last time you found a religiously maniacal kid that is my age.

And on The Matrix Reloaded part of Christian Answers they quote some nut from Focus On The Family that The Matrix is "blinding [teens] from reality". Hahahahah. The only people who it is blinding from reality is that guy. No teen is getting blinded from reality from those films.
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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2003 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mind-boggling indeed. I've come across both those sites before, and I think my biggest argument about those sites are those who review with such negative remarks are being hippocrates.
It's a hardcore christian site and such remarks shouldn't be coming
from those whose mission is supposedly
"Judge not Les ye be Judged".

That one review was like a book long, on and on and on about him trying to force his values upon you in a review. He should've just wrote
"I didn't enjoy the movie, I'm pretty sure my kids didn't enjoy it but they could be lying, and if so, they're going to hell."

And my biggest gripe with those sites are the requests for donations...
DUDE!!! GET SOME ADVERTISERS!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2003 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am Hipocrates.

Okay, so this website (this one) has been taking up a silly amount of my time of late.
Baseball fans take note - it's free. Yet I enjoyed it so much I paid for the deluxe version. And I never pay for ANYTHING.
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2003 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, I'M Hippocrates!

I think Christians are so irate at the Matrix for "blinding teens to reality" because that's Christianity's job! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2003 2:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm Hippocrates and so's my wife.

Or should that be doctor?

I forgot what I was just going to post.

25th Hour fucking cranks ass.
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2003 3:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am the Hippopotamus.

Baseball Sims?
Whats next?.......Simulated Investing?
oh, wait there is...but can't recall link.
I'm like in 900th place.

I'd rather build my baseball team thru my cards, which when not on this site, i'm on ebay spending my 401k.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2003 6:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As part of Spike & Mike's Sick and Twisted Animation Fest Oz and I were introduced to....

The Happy Tree Friends!

A little off putting at first, but they just get more funny with every view.
If you need a time waster, go there...


Note: Cartoon Violence:: not for Small Children or Big Babies.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2003 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I remember some of those Happy Tree Friends cartoons you sent to me. You're a sick, sick person Wink

They're gruesomely delicious!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2003 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

Some sick geniuses behind those cartoons!
Never thought I'd see somehting more sadistic
and funny than one of B.O.B.B.'s postings Twisted Evil

What is with that music?!?!?
la-la-lalala-lala-lalala-la-la-lalala
feel likes I've been brainwashed into the
Happy Tree Friends Cult!?!?!?!?!?!

BUT I LIKE IT!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!
BRING ON MORE CARNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
la-la-lalala-lala-lalala-la-la-lalala-la-la-lalala-lala-lalala-la-la-lalala-la-la-lalala-lala-lalala-la-la-lalala-la-la-lalala-lala-lalala-la-la-lalala-la-la-lalala-lala-lalala-la-la-lalala-la-la-lalala-lala-lalala-la-la-lalala
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2003 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The music is great! Scared and laughing at the same time.

But my favorite are the platitudes at the end.


Don't forget to brush your teeth!


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2003 5:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This site is fucking hilarious, but the letters people send them... people really are dumb asses.

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2003 5:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And a blast from the past... Miguel rules!!

http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/

"Party Hats, Sandwich Cats! Stop Eating Never, Fatty Time Forever!"

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2003 7:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miguel is the shit. That mean-spirited barely-literate little fucker - I love him! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This one is a little old, but funny anyway....


1. Go to google.com
2. Type in "weapons of mass destruction" ... with the quotes
3. Click 'I'm feeling lucky'

I also have a new favorite site.
visit my favorite new site here



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't forget your Onko Zombie Alert detector!

http://loris.net/zombie/zproducts.html
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wanna meet a real life zombie?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2543576557&category=26261
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know who the fuck Warren Buffet is, but he can't be worth 195K just to meet him! Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ended at $250,100........amazing.

Wanna see another crazy item up for sale?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3536098063

Did find a listing on eBay for WMD....but opened and said no longer valid.
Also found a kidney for sale....lasted 5 minutes....

I need more links!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All I can say is....

It is about time


Leave him alone!


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