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Jakarta



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:00 pm    Post subject: It's Jokes Reply with quote

3 kids are sitting around and one starts to brag about his dad. He says, "My dads so fast, he can shoot and arrow and catch it before it hits the ground."

The second kid, not to be outdone says "Oh yeah? My dads so fast he can shoot a bullet and catch it before it hits the ground."

The 3rd boy then proudly chimes "Oh yeah? My dads so fast, he works for the county, he's off at 5 but he's always home by 4:30!"
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Jakarta



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you have when you've got six lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Answer: Not enough sand.
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henrinaiara



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:59 am    Post subject: Re: It's Jokes Reply with quote

Jakarta wrote:
3 kids are sitting around and one starts to brag about his dad. He says, "My dads so fast, he can shoot and arrow and catch it before it hits the ground."

The second kid, not to be outdone says "Oh yeah? My dads so fast he can shoot a bullet and catch it before it hits the ground."

The 3rd boy then proudly chimes "Oh yeah? My dads so fast, he works for the county, he's off at 5 but he's always home by 4:30!"


wkwkwk... ultra fast dad... the last kid must be very embarassed when know the truth lol...
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smrtpants



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:48 am    Post subject: IN RETROSPECT... Reply with quote

Don't I seem less annoying overall?

Come on!
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Jack Sommersby
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's the best movie joke of all time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utw0USHz-sU

(forward to 1:50)
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davidbroad



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

joke ?
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