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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2002 4:48 pm    Post subject: fear dot com dot com dot com dot org dot edu .uk.gov.com Reply with quote

i haven't seen a promotional website so bad in over 4 or 5 years. i suggest you all go to feardotcom.com (already a retarded url) and laugh your asses off, and then weep for stephen dorff's career.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2002 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's gotten to the point where it's too late for the last one.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2002 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i don't want to go to that site, because it's the last site i'll ever see. then what would i do all day?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2002 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i don't want to go to that site, because it's the last site i'll ever see. then what would i do all day?


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2002 1:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'm waiting for you to stop by
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2002 1:43 pm    Post subject: Ha! Reply with quote

Okay, I think when you read the following words, you'll get a clearer idea of why, and how badly, this will suck.

MOSHE DIAMANT (Producer, Story) has produced and executive produced an extensive list of films including Kansas, starring Matt Dillon; Full Moon in Blue Water, starring Gene Hackman and Teri Garr; Night Game; Men at Work, starring Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen; John Woo's Double Team; Maximum Risk, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme; Hard Target; Timecop; Men of War; Sudden Death; The Quest; The Body and The Musketeer.

Diamant is credited with the story for Simon Sez and feardotcom, both of which he also produced.

In other words, this guy hasn't written or produced one movie that isn't a cnadidate for our bottom 20 movies of all time. Timecop? Simon Sez? The Musketeer? Good grief.

Also, spork's right, what a waste of time and space that website is. You click on the 'flash site', and all it has is a link to the downloads and another back to the movie site... uh... has somebody forgotten something here?

That's what I need, a feardotcom wallpaper image..
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 4:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yo I here this movie ROCKS! My friends and I are all gonna see it this weekend any buy three tickets each! You should too!

fear dot com - "The last site you'll ever see"

Now that's a tagline!

Oh yeh, Simon Sez rules too.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're kidding, right Scottie? Confused
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slyder wrote:
You're kidding, right Scottie? Confused


No, he's serious. Simon Sez is da best movie ever! It phat, yo
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, excuse me while I vomit my insides out
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a tip:

Nothing I say is sincere.

Unless, of course, it is.
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