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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2003 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes, actually there is bachelor, survivor, nice people (like the loft with europeans, the french is called prosper berk) and pop idol
here is the french bachelor:



he will ruins our reputation >_<

the speedest bandwidth for the common people (not firms) is 512k , but we will go to 1024 this summer (in belgium, this is 3x more speed >_<)
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2003 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Pop singer Avril Lavigne has a hit with the song SK8TR BOI, about a girl who has a crush on a skateboarding guy but who decides not to go out with him because her friends don't think he's cool. It turns out that the skater guy grows up to become a rock star and now the young woman is regretting her past decision.

So it turns out that Paramount Pictures liked Lavigne's song enough to warrant the studio to option the movie rights for it. Naturally, MTV Films is one of the companies developing the project, with screenwriter David Zabel penning the movie script. The movie's storyline will keep the would-be lovers in their teenage years and focus on the pressures the teens have to remain within their own social groups.


Sk8ter Boi: the movie ??? Gimme a fuckin' break! Why don't they just make My Morning Stool: The motion picture
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2003 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

along the lines of the outback steakhouse (at which i have yet to be a patron), that television comercial for "floormate" where the kangaroo leaves dirt all over the kitchen and the huge australian man comes in and says "i can clean that floor, mate".

i mean, i dislike most cleansing-product commercials. because, come on. paper towels are paper towels, and a mop is a mop. but this one creeps me out.

it's just so very... very... is there a word for "like the exposition scene in a better than average porn movie"?
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2003 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vapid? Banal? Insufferable? Contemptible?
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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2003 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

With the nonstop reality crap parade the networks have trotted out for the summer, I may not watch TV again until Labor Day, unless it is the History Channel. By the way, the French Bachelor? Maybe special forces units can infiltrate Paris and move him to Guantanamo.
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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2003 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Every single McDonalds ad. Ever. I want to die every time I see one, but not from eating their shitty food.
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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2003 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Radio commercials that try to do a Spinal Tap riff by hiring untalented voice actors with really lame Brit accents. I've heard about a hundred of these over the past decade - and they're usually for musician stores. Look, unless your name is Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer, or Michael Mckean - QUIT TRYING TO DO TAP!
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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2003 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone else mentioned this, but I have to add on to it.

Those car ads where they have taglines that read
"professional driver on closed course".
The latest one that drives me crazy is seeing the dodge hemi ad
where the redneck in a dragster deploys the chute.
HE'S A PRO?!?? That guy is all my neighbors combined!!!

And what about the Pontiac Grand Am ad
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SALT FLATS
with a supposed blind lady driving?!?!?!
Gimme a break!

Might as well throw in the Zoom-zoom kid.
my wish is too see the car barrelling towards him in an
out of controllable power slide knocking his teeth into the camera.
thus in turn making a new movie,
Blood Flows Red on the Closed Course
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PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2003 1:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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...that television comercial for "floormate" where the kangaroo leaves dirt all over the kitchen and the huge australian man comes in and says "i can clean that floor, mate".


But, it's Kano from Mortal Kombat!

<sound of crickets>

Awright, then.
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PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2003 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

f*r*o*s*t*y wrote:
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...that television comercial for "floormate" where the kangaroo leaves dirt all over the kitchen and the huge australian man comes in and says "i can clean that floor, mate".


But, it's Kano from Mortal Kombat!

<sound of crickets>

Awright, then.


No -- He's Brumby from JAG!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2003 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought it was the guy from The Transporter
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2003 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alas....finally humor strikes back at those emails.....
"URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED"
Very Happy
http://j-walk.com/blog/docs/conference.htm
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2003 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HA! that was funny shit.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know we all have our own personal tastes in movies here, and we politely slam anyone who disagrees with us, but I cannot stand slack jawed yokels who get their panties in a wad when I do not have a clue about anything they are talking about. "What do you mean you don't watch "Survivor?" "What do you mean 'who is Nelly'?" "The women on 'The Bachelor' are NOT prostitutes!" "Monica Lewinsky is NOT a sow!" "How can you think Jack and Kelly Osbourne are spoiled brats you wouldn't give the time of day to?" "You've never seen an episode of (insert big hit show title here, i.e. ER, The Practice, Ally McBeal, any reality show)?"
People are such sheep.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So I'm at the Long Beach airport to pick up my pal. I'm in a hurry so I stop my car on the wrong side of the street. A dumbass airport security guy screams at me, in a highly obnoxious tone of voice, to move my car or get a ticket.

I move my car. The dumbass airport security guy marches up and bitches at me, "I tried to show you guys some respect here!"--whatever that means--and proceeds to give me a ticket anyway.

Nothing I hate more than a petty tyrant with a stick up his ass.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CELL PHONES!!!

Two stories about these little instruments from the devil:
Standing in the grocery store, trying to choose between the two frozen pizzas that were on sale, I overheard a man yelling from the dairy aisle:
"Dip! You got the dip? Dip! Should I get dip! What? Dip! No, we got chips, should I get the dip? Dip!" for about ten minutes. I wanted to kill this guy.

Then, waiting in the post office (not the same day), a guy answers his phone: "Hello? What? No, that can wait until I get to the office. 'Bye." Then he turns to his friend and says, "I don't know why they bother me with this piddly bullshit." Well you know what, Einstein? Don't carry the damn phone with you! It's amazing! No bothersome phone calls!

In North Dakota, everyone bought a cell phone so they can call for help if they are stuck out in the sticks during a blizzard, but they use them all year long. P.J. Rourke wrote an article that the new era of cool is not to be able to be reached twenty four hours a day. I have no cell phone, no answering machine, and I am now considered mysterious!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate Monday.

Mrs. Clinton- herself and her publisher and her damn book.
The Stanley Cup Champions-hope the damn thing gets stolen.
FOX-for yet another dumb reality-soso gameshow
Monkeypox-another reason the US should erect a giant fence
Anyone thats gonna file another stupid lawsuit this week.
The new spamming motherfucker sending me emails saying he's a priest now- same lame fuck from Nigeria who outta be castrated.
The motorcycle cop who thought I wasn't gonna slow down from 50mph for the funeral procession so he decided to block my path causing me to come to a dead stop, no pun intended, and spill my 44 ounce thirstbuster that doesn't fit in my cupholder properly. FUCKIN PIGS!!!(*&!(#*&!
Shoulda rammed his ass, at least there was a hearst nearby.
FOX-again.....what a waste of a show that was.
Spike Lee-just because I want to see what Spike TV really is
Harry Knowles-and the dumbass who put that picture of him on this board-I'VE HAD NIGHTMARES ALL WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a week its gonna be. Blood pressure already maxxed out.
Gonna have to ditch work and watch porn tomorrow.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daddy Plaid wrote:
Anyone thats gonna file another stupid lawsuit this week.


No surprise except too close to home.

Some dumbass in Poteau, OK is filing a lawsuit for $10,000 vs
Burger King. Says while getting TP for her bunghole, the spring or the
tube thingy sprung off the empty roll hitting her in the eye......
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2003 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ohmygod! the floormate guy is DEAD. he KILLED himself. he OD'd because we said we hated his commercial! i am a murderess! teehee.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2003 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Twisted Evil
Go spork...
talk like that turns me on.

wait a minute,,....any talk turns me on.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn
better be careful around me.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 3:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

when my provider cuts my connection for 5 days instead of some hours for maintenance
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 4:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm assuming you mean "cable" provider.

Because if my weed provider took five days off I'd be killing people at random.

Btw: Welcome to the boards, cry.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Charles Tatum wrote:
In North Dakota, everyone bought a cell phone so they can call for help if they are stuck out in the sticks during a blizzard, but they use them all year long. P.J. Rourke wrote an article that the new era of cool is not to be able to be reached twenty four hours a day. I have no cell phone, no answering machine, and I am now considered mysterious!


**Cracks up hysterically**

Ditto. Human contact is overrated.

Oh yeah...seasonal illnesses are completely for shit. And so is my fucking defective immune system.

**Cough. Sniff. Cough. Cough.**
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheAngryJew wrote:
I'm assuming you mean "cable" provider.

Because if my weed provider took five days off I'd be killing people at random.

Btw: Welcome to the boards, cry.


Really, you can't tough out five days without a blunt? And I thought I was a stoner.

And yes, I second welcoming Cry to the board. People talk a lot of shit about the French these days, but you seem aight to me.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I LOVE IT!

Shit that pisses me off in my life's journey:
PEOPLE WHO ASK YOU STUPID QUESTIONS!

Example:
While watching a baseball game at a bar, The score was obviously tied. A washed out pigeon brained barfly sitting at the last stool, took a swig of her gin and ton, looked up and LOUDLY asked...so, who's winning? DUH!?

Stupidity is the root of all evil!~

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