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Overall Rating
2.6

Awesome: 4.65%
Worth A Look: 18.6%
Average: 27.91%
Pretty Bad30.23%
Total Crap: 18.6%

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Hard Rain
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by brianorndorf

"Once The Flood, always The Flood"
4 stars

High-concept twaddle that rolled off the assembly line after the megasuccess of “Speed,” “Hard Rain” sometimes makes it impossible to appreciate what few extraordinary qualities it’s managed to retain. It’s big, dumb, noisy, and teeming with idiotic dialogue, yet the finished feature has a certain merry swagger about it that keeps everything motoring right along, and the hook of the film is immaculately presented. The sort of movie that justifies the invention of the mute button, “Hard Rain” is, ahem, waterlogged at times, but it’s a convincing pile of wet clichés, boosted by the infrequent action sequence that delivers a pleasing jolt.

Huntingburg, Indiana is getting smacked with the storm of the century, with rising flood waters forcing residents out of town. Caught in the rain are armored truck drivers Charlie (Edward Asner) and Tom (Christian Slater), who find themselves stranded in the middle of nowhere as the water begins to collect. Taking advantage of the situation are Jim (Morgan Freeman) and his gang of criminals, out to steal the multi-million-dollar cash collection from the back of the truck. When the gang kills Charlie, Tom escapes with the coin, soon hiding the bags and heading into town to look for help. On patrol is the Sheriff (Randy Quaid), who believes Tom’s story of robbery and pursuit, taking him into custody as the storm intensifies. Also becoming involved is Karen (Minnie Driver), a local woman desperate to preserve a recently restored church, eventually becoming the only person Tom can completely trust.

“Hard Rain” represents the last gasp of the properly budgeted, adrenaline-tapping action cinema of the 1990s, where it didn’t exactly matter if there was sound logic or witty dialogue within the pages, as the long as the picture knew how to sprint. The motivating element here isn’t a bomb or any sort of madman on the loose, but water. Buckets of it, filling the town of Huntingburg slowly but surely as a heist-gone-wrong quickly spirals out of control. Scripted by “Speed” and “Broken Arrow” writer Graham Yost, “Hard Rain” (originally titled “The Flood,” a more appropriate label quickly peeled off the project due to the horrific water disasters of 1997) has one heck of a juicy gimmick that’s executed impressively by director Mikael Salomon.

If “Hard Rain” was produced today, it would be a lowly Syfy Channel Original, with principal actors holed up inside some type of command center while occasional cutaways reveal a P.A. pouring Evian over a crappy town model. “Hard Rain” isn’t intellectually stimulating, but it’s superbly produced, with an entire municipality created on a stage specifically for the purpose of controlling the cinematic flood. The actors are trapped in the wet, looking authentically uncomfortable, splashing around dodging bullets and boats, and Salomon makes something entertaining out of the potential inertia.

As ludicrous as the movie is, there’s something highly exhilarating about Tom being chased by baddies on Jet Skis around an abandoned middle school, or another corker that has our hero madly searching for a way out of his holding cell as water pours into a police station. Realism is a huge component of “Hard Rain,” which eschews most CG tinkering to toss the talent into the deep end and see how they react. The cocktail of sets, models, and pools lends the picture an outstanding fingerprint, eventually let down by a few of the performances and a steady spewing of abysmal dialogue.

Sheriff: For twenty years, I've been eatin' shit; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. So now I'm changing the menu. From here on, everything I eat is gonna be shit-free.

Yeesh.

In what would be his last role of studio faith for quite some time, Christian Slater sustains the proper expression of agitation and dollar-store bravado as Tom. Working the water gymnastics to the best of his ability, Slater makes for a respectable action hero, while remaining the only one in the cast who lands an approachable one-liner. Worse is Quaid, misreading Sheriff’s unpredictability as an opportunity to chew scenery, while Freeman just sort of wades around waiting for something to do. Yost never quite nails Jim’s ominous qualities, making him a blue-collar pussycat with a gun, unthreatening to the end. As for Driver, I must admit it’s a cheap thrill to hear her fight her embarrassing Midwestern throughout the picture.

“Hard Rain” brings on the flood for the grand finale, but it also deteriorates into a noisy mess, taking much too long to pay off the double-crosses and switcheroos. The simplicity of villainy hip-deep in rainwater is booted for banal gunplay and silly fake-out deaths, leaving the material disappointingly fatigued as it wheezes to a conclusion. I’m not sure if I enjoyed “Hard Rain” as a whole, but I certainly marveled at its craftsmanship, and it does retain a few a crude pops of waterlogged violence that make it worth a sit. Just bring an umbrella and some earplugs.

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User Comments

3/10/10 Richard Brandt Best review was Colin Quinn's: "Mr. Slater asked to be returned to his cell." 3 stars
1/17/09 Shaun Wallner This movie was stupid! 2 stars
11/16/06 Steve Newman Wasted copule of hours watching this crap 3 stars
5/31/06 tatum All over the place, but watchable 4 stars
9/01/05 ES Didn't care for it, see the trailers see the movie 2 stars
4/10/05 R.C.F. brainless & formulaic manhunt-movie with too many fake suspense-turns, sucks all the way 1 stars
3/14/05 Jeff Anderson Yes it was bad, but I'll say this. The jet ski chase in the drowned school was AWESOME! 1 stars
8/11/03 The Savage Who the Hell's idea was it to make this monstrosity? I'm sure glad It wasn't me. 1 stars
3/22/03 Jack Sommersby Bottom-feeder crapola. Pointless and imaginatively bankrupt. Freeman should be ashamed. 1 stars
8/25/02 movie guy great 5 stars
1/10/02 Chudge Slater is a lame ass actor and truly one dumb mother fucker...shit for brains 1 stars
11/30/01 Cookie Cutter Not that bad. Not that good, either. 3 stars
5/22/01 Monster W. Kung Slater is usual crap. Overall this movie is below average, but there's much worse shit. 2 stars
4/24/01 *~Danielle*Ophelia~* (formerly KyLe*BrOfLoVsKi) SMACK THIS BITCH UP!!!! 1 stars
7/08/00 Terrie Smith Took a week to dry off after watching this one; definitely not a film for a rainy afternoon 3 stars
1/28/00 Daniel Mindblowing 5 stars
6/08/99 lucas jackson I can not believe I payed money to see this shit, it is more exciting to go to school 2 stars
2/20/99 Melissa Watch it to hear Minnie's American accent, not too shabby. Can't say the same for the film 2 stars
11/06/98 David Torpey Formula movie that doesn't quite make it. 2 stars
10/18/98 Kwyjibo Is Slater's agent really this bad? Is FREEMAN'S??!?!!? Oh yeah. Deep Impact. 1 stars
9/16/98 Lonatic This was a FUN flick with great special fx! 4 stars
9/14/98 Chip Taylor I had a Hard Boner from watching Minne Driver. 3 stars
8/24/98 The Capital City Goofball Enough with disaster films! A chase in a flood? WTF? 1 stars
8/23/98 Mister Whoopee Oh, christian. Oh, Morgan. 3 stars
8/15/98 {{{OZ}}} How the mighty have fallen. And can't get up. 2 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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  16-Jan-1998 (R)
  DVD: 13-May-2003

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