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Overall Rating
2.9

Awesome: 8.96%
Worth A Look29.85%
Average: 23.88%
Pretty Bad: 16.42%
Total Crap: 20.9%

2 reviews, 55 user ratings


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Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
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by K-Dog

"So bad its good"
4 stars

This is the same review for parts 1-8

Jason Vorhees kills kids having sex basically, in all manner of ways, with loads of weapons.

He wears a hockey mask (from Part 3 onwards), he always gets killed and comes back.
He is basically a psycho zombie.

The script always is bad, Acting bad (see roles from Corey Feldman, Kevin Bacon etc..) most people started acting here.
The films are the same.

The location and people may change.... The plot and outcome doesnt..

BTW Part 8 is great to see Jason in the city.

All made for a marathon video watch.

Some do suck worse than others (Mainly 1,2 &3) but they get funnier the higher the number gets..

See them as a whole film.. They are bloody funny. (Mainly for all the wrong reasons.. They never are intentionally funny except for a couple of scenes in parts 8 & 9 )

PLAY DOWN A BEER EVERYTIME A KID GETS KILLED... FUN FOR ALL THE FAMILY

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originally posted: 10/16/98 01:39:06
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User Comments

10/17/13 David Fowler Excellent series entry...and fuck you, Snider, I like guys in short shorts. 4 stars
9/28/10 PAUL SHORTT LACKLUSTRE CONTINUATION 1 stars
12/15/09 art THE BEST FRIDAY"S ARE ONE,TWO,AND THREE AS FAR AS I"M CONCERNED! 1 stars
10/05/08 blarginbadigalnohif not bad 3 stars
4/16/08 art WHY BOTHER? 1 stars
2/17/07 David Pollastrini this one had a bit of a story 5 stars
11/25/06 MP Bartley Interesting premise is wasted. Too slick to be scary by now. 2 stars
1/17/06 Anthony Feor Probably the best one 3 stars
11/24/05 cr carrie vs jason how cool i this and kills are nice, the fights scenes are entertaining 3 stars
10/24/05 Agent Sands I love the introduction about Jason. It's all downhill from there, pretty much. 3 stars
10/14/05 Darren O The body count formula has run it's course, but the CARRIE angle adds some life. 3 stars
8/23/05 Sugarfoot So bad that I can't even think about the climax without giggling. 1 stars
7/14/05 Brandy Harrington another suck-ass low budget movie. 1 stars
6/28/05 R J, we share not only a one-letter user name, but an opinion on this movie. 1 stars
6/11/05 Manu Ginobli Shit, rotted shit. 1 stars
5/27/05 tony Probably the only good one since number 1. But good acting 4 stars
7/03/04 J More like "Carrie vs. Jason!" I can do better than this!!! 4 stars
6/09/04 phoenix The same ol, same ol. But still pretty entertaining and short. 4 stars
6/07/04 Ryan Clark As dull and lifeless as the rest of them... 2 stars
3/30/04 American Slasher Goddess One of the better sequels of the latter part of the series 4 stars
3/17/04 PAYNE_KillerZ A VERY DECENT SEQUEAL... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
2/17/04 Ramey My Favourite! Has nudity- Plenty Of Deaths. Although it was too edited and cut for ratings! 4 stars
1/26/04 Eric The 1on1 battle of these two was fresh and made it interesting.Jasons toughest battle next 4 stars
12/13/03 Samuel Great horror film!! 4 stars
12/13/03 BEast_master pretty good! 3 stars
12/12/03 billy bob probably one of my favorites in the series... 3 stars
12/12/03 The Killer pretty good! 3 stars
12/12/03 Captain Spaulding good!! 3 stars
12/10/03 Tommy Great ! 3 stars
11/11/03 Jor.Armstrong Jason should win an Oscar, for "best Zombie, lunitic, demented,hillarious,perverted actor," 5 stars
11/02/03 American Slasher Goddess The sequel that gave us Kane Hodder as Jason.Great stuff. 4 stars
10/16/03 Erik Van Sant Carrie VS. Jason. OK sequel with the best-looking "zombie" Jason. The ending is uber-lame. 4 stars
9/17/03 Samuel Justus Worthless Shit!! 1 stars
8/29/03 darren BODY COUNT FORMULA HAS RUN IT'S COURSE-BUT CARRIE VS JASON PLOT BREATHES NEW LIFE 3 stars
7/22/03 Double G I have nothing else to say but its stupid. Micheal Myers taking a dump would be more scary. 2 stars
4/06/03 Dave The girl with the glasses looked like Urma from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 1 stars
11/07/02 james healy jason gets his mask 4 stars
10/14/02 Charles Tatum What's next? Jason vs. the Power Rangers? 1 stars
8/16/02 Shaun Jason VS Carrie: Welcom Kane Hodder! 4 stars
6/19/02 Brandon Not one of the best in the series, but Kane Hodder makes his debut as Jason. 5 stars
4/27/02 maximal01 chi-chi-chi-chi-ha-ha-ha-ha... what the hell IS THAT NOISE!? Is he BREATHING??? 2 stars
4/25/02 balodi sarcastic and yelling 5 stars
3/02/02 Alan Smithee The worst of the series and one of the biggest pieces of cinematic shit ever! 1 stars
9/25/01 Shane Robert Myers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thrills, spills and kills, any F-13th fans out there... this is for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
9/16/01 Mr. Hat The good thing about this one is that it's original. The rest is the same. 3 stars
8/09/01 Ingenue Worst one yet. 1 stars
8/06/01 E-Funk Creepiest looking Jason...the axe in the face scene is worth the time. 4 stars
4/14/01 LiL What a shit name, what a shit story 1 stars
8/13/00 Bender Somewhat entertaining, but not even close to having any scares. 3 stars
8/12/00 Justin swatch u reviewed part 8 u moran, part 7 is ok, typical stuff the telekinetic stuff is cool 3 stars
4/29/00 Negative Norm This is just one big "fuck you" to Friday-13 fans! 1 stars
4/13/00 SwatchDog Awesome!!! Kelly Hu's (Martial Law) debut! The cruise setting lasted too long 3 stars
3/02/00 Kyle Broflovski Oh wait...this one was almost tolerable, too... 3 stars
3/07/99 KK Dusenbury This was ok. I like the part where Jason punk tossed that Alanis wanabe out the window.. 4 stars
10/30/98 Negative Creep *yawn* JasoN meets his match.. *yawn* 2 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  02-Feb-1988 (R)
  DVD: 05-Oct-2004

UK
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Australia
  02-Feb-1998 (R)


Directed by
  John Carl Buechler

Written by
  Daryl Haney

Cast
  Kane Hodder
  John Otrin
  Susan Blu
  Lar Park Lincoln
  Terry Kiser
  Kevin Spirtas



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