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Flashdance

Reviewed By Chris Parry
Posted 12/10/98 15:57:56

"Take me outside and shoot me. Hard. A lot."
1 stars (Total Crap)

What a feeling. Just been ripped off.

Chick welds by day, dances by night. Get's water thrown on her and get's all crotch-rubbing, wet t-shirt n'shit.

That's it. What's where it goes. She dances.

Fuck me, well that was a stunning portrayal of the human condition.

What?! No sequel?!

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