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Overall Rating
2.65

Awesome: 8.77%
Worth A Look: 28.07%
Average: 21.05%
Pretty Bad: 3.51%
Total Crap38.6%

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Rambo: First Blood Part 2
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by MP Bartley

"Vietnam: the replay."
1 stars

Any American war film will inevitably be accused of rewriting history for their own needs. 'U571' took away the success of a British Navy mission and gave it to the Americans, presumably to placate the rednecks who can't understand that America didn't win everything in WW2. 'The Patriot' again twisted the truth just to make the 'bad guys' REALLY bad. But 'Rambo 2' stand out as perhaps the only American war film to openly acknowledge it's trying to change history.

It comes when Richard Crenna informs Rambo that he's going back into Vietnam to track down some missing POW's. "Do we get to win this time?" growls Stallone. Oh yes you do Rambo, no doubt about that, because 'Rambo: First Blood Part 2', reveals an America filled with self-loathing and loathing for anyone else.

Look to how magnificent America portrays herself here: huge helicopters swooping over terrified peasants in rice fields, Rambo is going out to win a war "someone else lost". Certainly not America anyway. Or Reagan's America anyway. Because here's Rambo, a snarling Republican right poster boy strapping up the guns and going in to get the guys that the 'previous administration' left behind. Was America wrong to be in Vietnam? Hell no! But those damn lefties sure were wrong leaving those men out there, betraying their own country because "they didn't do what they were supposed to do". Which is burn, bomb and maim peasants presumably

So now we have a Vietnam woman simpering over Rambo, telling him how she wants to go to America for the quiet life. The Vietnamese are to blame anyway - they reneged on a deal made by the Liberals to pay for the return of the POW's. Those damn pinky Liberals making deals with the slantys! This is an America absolutely unapologetic for Vietnam (check out the helicopter attack sequence - a virtual replay of 'Apocalypse Now' - except this is pro-war. A literal replay of Vietnam to soothe those troubled right-wing brows, by telling them it was all ok).

This is foreign policy boiled down to its dumbest (I imagine Dubya saw this and took it onboard as policy), just look at the nameless legions of Vietnamese mown down and then try and find their names in the credit list. Just look at the Russians arming the Vietnamese and try not to think of Rumsfeld, Sadaam and Iraq (and notice just how these Russians sound like Nazis).

And try not to laugh when Stallone gets all teary at the end:

"Don't hate your country, Rambo"

"I'll die for it!"

and

"All we want is for our country to love us as much as we love it!

America must have really hated herself at the time for the Vietnam war to replay it in such a casual, immoral manner. But when you've got Rambo on your side who needs morals? See the mighty Rambo take down an entire army with one machine gun! Thrill as Rambo never manages to get hit despite being in full view of a whole platoon! Gasp as he avoids detection by helicopter, traverse any terrain and blow up tanks and towers with one shot from his mighty bow!

Yes, the action sequences may be well shot but this is also one of the gayest action movies ever made. Just look at how the leader of the Russians (Steven Berkoff) salivates over Rambo's near naked body "You are strong! Very strong!". Think of how many men in this film get sado-masochistic kicks by inflicting pain on Rambo's beefcake body. We're never short of glistening, slick close-ups of his bulging muscles including one at the beginning where Rambo's arm flexes and bulges as he sheathes his dagger.

At least I think it's his dagger.

It's basically as gay as a bowlful of tulips.

And just so you remember, go Reagan, go America and GO RAMBO!!

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originally posted: 01/06/05 02:36:30
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User Comments

9/14/17 morris campbell good action DO NOT take it seriously 3 stars
11/30/14 D. The R. In many ways, even more contemptible than The Green Berets - and I'm a Vietvet! 1 stars
8/15/10 bored mom There's a reason why the NES game is based on this instead of the original First Blood. 2 stars
8/15/09 PAUL SHORTT THOROUGHLY OVERWROUGHT AND SIMPLISTIC COMICSTRIP ACTIONER 1 stars
6/30/09 Sugarfoot Slyder's review is somehow even dumber than Rambo II, and that says something. 3 stars
6/30/09 JR Slyder, this an embarrassing review. “Way later”?How old R U? & whats with u & "like"? 4 stars
4/20/09 dacog1 BEAST GREAT MOVIE 5 stars
3/30/08 Arcane Good movie...until the escape scene from the russians. Then rambo becomes unhittable. Blah. 3 stars
3/27/08 Tim The worst of the series - laughable, campy, and a little offensive 2 stars
2/06/07 action movie fan one of the best. the definitive stallone and cosmatos film 5 stars
10/19/06 David Pollastrini not great, not terrible 3 stars
9/12/06 Indrid Cold They don't make them this dumb or exciting anymore. 4 stars
7/07/06 JM Synth A Classic of the genre + its influence on pop culture cannot be denied 4 stars
1/02/06 cody a very good sequel with lot more action and stallone gives better perf. in this one 4 stars
8/19/05 ES Completely destroys the credibility of the character created in 1st blood= sad 1 stars
8/16/05 Klondo with the exception of tank vs. helicopter, part 3 is better 4 stars
7/29/05 tony platoon with sylvester stallone and thats it. 1 stars
7/01/05 Eddie A very good acting job by Sly a great movie 5 stars
3/13/05 Ronin Hmm actually I used to like it. A lot. IMHO it IS a classic of the genre. 5 stars
2/16/05 Sugarfoot I remember liking it when I was 16, and now enjoying it drunk. Go figure. 3 stars
2/06/05 Tom Benton Though in no way brainy, "Rambo" is the true definition of a man's movie. 3 stars
1/08/05 Al Guy Good action movie. 4 stars
6/09/04 Monster W. Kung A laugably retarded PIECE OF SHIT 1 stars
11/27/03 John rather disturbing in its simplicity and stupidity - horrendous sequel to a great film 1 stars
7/27/03 J Rambo rules!! 4 stars
7/14/03 Sam Moszynski Dumb and unintentionally funny, which makes it entertaining! 3 stars
6/23/03 Jack Bourbon Loved it (in 1985). 4 stars
5/18/03 Andrew Carden So Bad, It's Good. Stallone Gives An Energetic Performance. 4 stars
4/22/03 Dana Carvey must DIE!!! James Cameron associated with this shit? 1 stars
3/10/03 Jack Sommersby Decent, but there's little in the way of heart here. 3 stars
3/09/03 jack b nimble Propoganda rambo sees vietnamese rambo kills vietnamese 4 stars
1/21/02 Spencer Lent Not as good as the first but sill awesome 4 stars
5/17/01 Monster W. Kung So bad it's hilarious. 1 stars
5/13/01 R.W. Welch OK action flick, check your brain at the door. 3 stars
4/25/01 viking Stallone looks completely stupid now 3 stars
1/15/01 Sklorsh Rambo! The war is over dammit! (count how many times he reloads - 0) 4 stars
11/28/00 Cristopher Revilla an ok movie, ending was good 4 stars
10/21/99 rania Best movie ever made 5 stars
7/24/99 Hagbard Celine This film makes me want to go out and burn an American flag. Ronald Reagan sucks!!! 1 stars
4/27/99 Lucas jackson if you like torture,blood and a large body count get RAMBO 4 stars
11/05/98 RAMBO I RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 stars
11/03/98 Johny Just an excuse for a body count, but it entertained me when it came out 3 stars
11/03/98 Silent Rob If only they could make a Sgt. Fury movie this good! 4 stars
11/01/98 Vick Di Brecci I liked this movie a lot when I was a kid so four stars for nostalgia's sake 4 stars
11/01/98 Negative Creep One of the Highest DeathCounts in a film ever, halfway decent flick. 3 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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  02-Jul-1985 (R)
  DVD: 23-Nov-2004

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Australia
  02-Feb-1986 (M)




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