"The only thing worse is a DiCaprio with full frontal nudity."
I don't like it when one thing fucks up a would-be good movie. I just hate it.Right out, I'll give kudos to whomever wrote the script. It is, in my opinion a script.
But... (and believe me, there's ALWAYS a but). The big money hungry executives have to cast someone like Leonardo DiCaprio to bring in hundreds of thousands of them teens. Teens like my 11 year old sister, who adores that skinny prick and has posters all over her bedroom.
He, at least for me, ruined the movie. Alright, I'll come out. I'll unleash the demon within. HE FUCKING SUCKED. SHOOT 'IM 'TWEEN THE EYES AND DUMP 'IM IN THE SEA. He said his lines like a robot. Granted that my drama teacher said many times, "you should annunciate and pronunciate every syllable you say." Well, Jesus Christ, if that's the case the Leonardo DiCaprio is the BIGGEST fucking teachers pet in the world. Often, he OVER-pronounced his lines. This, combined with the "robot factor" usually equals... A SHITTY PERFORMANCE. A performance SO shitty that it almost made my walk out.
And hell, DiCaprio had a double role. HE PLAYED TWO CHARACTERS!!! IS THIS HELL?!? Shoot me, please.
Hell, the only thing that kept me in the theatre was Gerard Depardieu. I waited out the whole movie for his one line: "I LOVE LIFE!" God bless Gerard Depardieu. He's alright.
And the other actors, Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich and Gabriel Byrne, give respectable performances. But hell, that's a given. I mean these guys are like, hard core actors. They're good in whatever you put them in. Hell, if that fucking Barney movie had these guys in it, I'd be inclined to say not say, "IT FUCKING SUCKED". Though I'd still say something to the effect of, "But Barney should still be killed slowly and painfully. He should probably be chained and manacled and forced to watch Leo DiCaprio porns till he dies."So let's see. DiCaprio should be shot. Depardieu should have the honour of shooting him. Everyone else was decent. They can watch the shooting.