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Overall Rating
3.43

Awesome: 11.11%
Worth A Look44.44%
Average: 26.98%
Pretty Bad: 11.11%
Total Crap: 6.35%

6 reviews, 27 user ratings


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16 Blocks
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by Eugene Novikov

"I was trying to do a good thing."
3 stars

I had all of the good will in the world toward "16 Blocks," and the movie -- specifically the script by Richard Wenk -- pounded away at it, leaving only bloody remains by the 90-minute mark. The film gets the characters right but sticks them in a plot that's so wrong, one wants to weep for them. An action film with smart, vivid characters is the holy grail, but here's a movie that brings the latter and botches the former. The action. "The easy part."

It takes but a glimpse of Detective Jack Mosley (Bruce Willis) to know what kind of movie this is going to be. Limping, slouching, barely alive, the guy is assigned to a menial task the moment he shows up on screen (he's told to sit on a crime scene until someone else can get there, "and don't touch anything"); when he gets back to the office and asks the secretary, "anything for me?" her response is "breath mints." Lumbering out the door to head home in the morning, he is pulled over by his Lieutenant, who browbeats him into agreeing to transport a prisoner to the courthouse -- "16 blocks in 118 minutes." No big deal.

Of course, no one bothers to tell Mosley that the prisoner (Mos Def) is to testify against some crooked cops, and very soon he finds his exceedingly corrupt ex-partner (David Morse) and a posse of all-for-one-and-one-for-all police types determined to take out the kid, and Mosley with him if necessary. "Do what you always do," Morse's smarmy, arrogant, black-suited bad guy tells our hero, but we know damn well he won't, unless what he always does is shoot people and start running like hell.

Bruce Willis speaks volumes with his gait, with the way he looks down at the floor, with the way he delivers lines like "I believe that life's too long, and guys like you make it even longer." Jack Mosely is not showboating with quips like that, and if he doesn't really believe them, he comes as close as a not-quite-suicidal man can. We never really find out what happened to him -- we get hints of something that went awry, and the ending gives us some generalities, but we mostly have to fill in the blanks from Willis' performance. That's fine by me.

Mos Def, meanwhile, comes on as a typically irritating fast-talker (I kept wondering why he was making those sounds instead of speaking like a normal person), but soon finds his rhythm and gives his character far more of a personality than is contained in the screenplay. I am pro-Mos Def in general -- I may have been one of the few to appreciate his presence in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but this is a great example of the actor breathing life into something that might have been trite on its face.

Armed with all of this, plus veteran director Richard Donner at the helm, 16 Blocks still drops the ball. Conceptually, the film is a potential humdinger -- 2 hours, 16 busy city blocks, go! -- but the action winds up repetitive and occasionally really dumb; the script pulls the same stunt like half a dozen times, fooling us into thinking, uh-oh, now our heroes are screwed, but wait! It is really the bad guys who are screwed! I was never convinced that the action was taking place in an actual metropolitan landscape -- the scenery seemed more or less arbitrary, with doors and corridors appearing for the characters' convenience. It's strange. I wonder if this wasn't originally conceived as an action film. It seems half-hearted.

And then we come to the ending, which has the audacity to attempt the oldest trick in the book -- a plot twist I didn't even consider because at this point it can only be done ironically. (It's not The Surprise Bulletproof Vest, but it's roughly on that level.) This, after a five-minute shouting match wherein the hero and the villain lecture each other on the virtues and vices of corruption. The logical question is why they would do this, but the answer will make you roll your eyes.

By the time the epilogue rolled around, I was already morose and disappointed, but nothing prepared me for the movie's sickeningly saccharine last gasp, the final nail in its coffin. 16 Blocks had me, then it lost me -- and how.

(Review reprinted from FilmBlather.com)

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User Comments

9/13/17 morris campbell boring 2 me 1 stars
4/16/14 Charles Tatum Excellent pacing and some good performances. 4 stars
11/17/11 Golden J. Williams Jr. A real good thrill ride. Willis and Mos Def fit their characters. Must see both endings!! 5 stars
10/10/10 Dymphna Kahl Can see it over & over, always cry at last scene. Mos Def & Willis excellent. 5 stars
8/30/09 Ry entertaining throughout. very good! 4 stars
8/03/08 The Dork Knight Bruce is great as the burn-out cop. Nicely done 4 stars
6/16/08 PAUL SHORTT THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN OLD FASHIONED AND CLICHED 1 stars
3/05/08 ladavies This wasn't half bad. I enjoyed Mos Def. 4 stars
9/11/07 Grayfoxx Not bad. Mos Def can actually act. Really worth watching this action flick. 4 stars
7/19/07 mr.mike got worse as it went along , and refused to end 2 stars
4/18/07 Stevo UK Died on its arse. Great for the geeks who'll watch anything, though. 1 stars
2/02/07 Jennifer I agree, Bruce did great as a burnt out cop, but come on-that story was total crap. Boring! 1 stars
10/27/06 MP Bartley Taut cat and mouse game. Willis, Mos Def and Morse all excellent. 4 stars
8/24/06 Pete Rogers Great portrayals, brilliant treatment of a kind of passion for redemption 5 stars
7/25/06 Indrid Cold Bruce is great as the burnt-out cop, but Mos Def's Dave Chappelle impersonation is annoying 3 stars
7/21/06 Mitchell K. Better than I expected 4 stars
7/18/06 Monday Morning A half-hour worth of story packed into 90 minutes! 3 stars
6/19/06 ES I liked it, I'll recommend it, but I don't have to like the way Mos Def talked in the film 4 stars
5/26/06 Jeff Anderson A great thrill ride with Willis & Def in top, first-rate form. WELCOME BACK RICHARD DONNER! 5 stars
5/18/06 chris f bruce willis may be getting old but he can still do great movies 5 stars
5/06/06 Jane Austen's Enema Best movie I've seen since MEAN GIRLS. Willis and Def should win Oscars. 5 stars
4/01/06 jcjs fun, no brainer, good acting, fine entertainment moves right along, just kick backed Bruce 4 stars
3/14/06 Donny Worth a rent. Bruce is great at these types of movies, even if they are mediocre. 3 stars
3/12/06 Josh Standlee Absolutely incredible! It's always fun to cheer for Bruce! 5 stars
3/11/06 Anthony Feor 16 blocks of non stop talking 3 stars
3/10/06 burton miller fast-paced, excellent dialog, mos def was the shit 4 stars
3/07/06 Elizabeth Quite formulaic and cliche, but Willis is always fun to watch. 3 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  03-Mar-2006 (PG-13)
  DVD: 13-Jun-2006

UK
  12-May-2006

Australia
  20-Jul-2006


Directed by
  Richard Donner

Written by
  Richard Wenk

Cast
  Bruce Willis
  Mos Def
  David Morse
  Jenna Stern
  Casey Sander
  Cylk Cozart



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