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Overall Rating
3.06

Awesome41.67%
Worth A Look: 2.78%
Average: 9.72%
Pretty Bad: 11.11%
Total Crap: 34.72%

5 reviews, 42 user ratings


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Step Up
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by brianorndorf

"Channing Tatum is the new Paul Walker!"
1 stars

I don’t if I should laugh or cry about “Step Up.” This brainless dance film doesn’t aspire to be anything but a timewaster for undiscerning teens, but it’s made so carelessly, the picture can’t even live up to that simple goal. And if the screenwriting doesn’t make you scream, the acting surely will.

Tyler (Channing Tatum, 26 years old playing 17) is a disaffected teen being pulled into the criminal underworld of his rough neighborhood. When a petty crime puts him in an arts high school to serve out his community service, Tyler is drawn to Nora (Jenna Dewan, also 26 trying to pass for a teenager), a frustrated ballet dancer without a suitable partner for her senior dance recital. Offering his services as a hip-hop dancer, Tyler and Nora begin to collaborate on the big recital, which helps brighten up the rest of their dour lives and offers Tyler hope for a better future.

At the risk of coming off as an old man, dance movies used to be about the risk, passion, or burning desire to express an artistic itch; recently, they’ve been reduced to dreadfully-written dramas meant to pimp hit soundtracks to allowance-heavy audiences. “Step Up” doesn’t feature a single mark of distinction in its entire production, and unless you’re a pushover pre-teen with a hankering for lousy acting and “this is your generation!” screenwriting that would take the label “hackneyed” as a compliment, I would suggest tangoing over to another movie worth your time.

Have you seen “Save the Last Dance” or last spring’s “Take the Lead?” Well, then you’ve already watched “Step Up.” Another attempt to shoehorn hip-hop dancing into classical ballet, “Step Up” isn’t the worst film on the subject, but is easily the most insipid. It’s a lethargic piece, strung together with clichés, and unwilling to aspire to be anything more than the established ingredients of a mild teen hit. Longtime choreographer Anne Fletcher finally gets her shot behind the camera, yet she passively watches as her film is eaten alive by the cancerous predictability of it all.

Casting clearly isn’t Fletcher’s forte either. Lead actress Jenna Dewan has a whiny quality that doesn’t portray the push and pull of real life vs. dance her character should be experiencing. And as for Channing Tatum, looks get this former male model in the door, while his enormous lack of charisma slams it shut in his face. When Tatum shakes his moneymaker, there’s a joy in his movement the rest of his performance lacks. Channeling his inner Vanilla Ice, Tatum conveys all the charm of a doormat, putting the brakes on any reason why the audience should care about his character. It’s a graceless, baffling acting job.

There should be a parade of rainbows once Tyler falls for dance, or even Nora, but Tatum can’t get past this one face he makes (think Cro-Magnon meets all too real confusion). When actual acting doesn’t work for Tatum, he falls back quickly on his old “blue steel” model poses to charm the only demo that could possibly be swayed by this movie: teen girls. The star might have liquid dance moves on the stage, but Tatum has worlds of acting homework ahead of him.

The largest sin committed by “Step Up” is when it goes for the melodramatic act of urban violence (the MAUV) to corral what it thinks passes for emotional cherry bomb. Once Tyler’s two African-American friends are introduced as car-stealing, sass-mouthed, money-lusting thugs, you know one of them is not going to be around to see Tyler dance his crooked-baseball-cap wearin’ ass off for the grand finale.

Yet, even when presented with continual proof that this plot device never works (“Take the Lead” drank the same Kool-Aid), “Step Up” pads itself out 15 minutes longer to cover this subplot in punch-yourself-in-the-face detail. Who really wants to sit through that?

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User Comments

10/04/13 Trisha Wirt Freakin love this movie and Channing Tatum! Love his dancing! 5 stars
2/20/10 PAUL SHORTT PREDICTABLE TEEN MUSICAL 1 stars
4/11/09 Dane Youssef One of the worst in the dance movie genre. Tatum's the anchor around the albatross. 1 stars
11/22/08 Shaun Wallner Thought this was a good film. 5 stars
10/21/08 dfsaklbdfjks BEST FREAKIN MOVIE EVERRRRR! 5 stars
2/14/08 Kat This reviewer is an idiot. Awesome movie. 5 stars
2/01/08 ashina cool 5 stars
12/19/07 melanie best film ever 5 stars
11/19/07 The Russian Lunch Lady ZZZZZZZZZZZZ... huh, what? Sorry, I fell asleep. Lame movie. BAD! 1 stars
10/04/07 Abhishek Chakraborty This is a movie that only dumbass teenage chicks would like don't waste your time with this 1 stars
8/05/07 alex i loved the movie its mi fav so i hope u make another 5 stars
5/10/07 Mandee AWESOME i loved it 5 stars
4/26/07 Smith Jones III nice try 2 stars
4/03/07 Joyselyn Church It was the best movie i have seen in a very long time, I would watch it over and over!!! 5 stars
2/22/07 Beau Best dance movie in a decade, brilliant coreography and performances. cool music!!!!!!! 5 stars
2/07/07 JASMINE THIS MOVIE WAS PRETTY COOL. I REALLY LIKED IT. I RECOMMENDED TO ALL OF YOU! IT A COOL MOVIE 5 stars
2/04/07 cody a pretty good flick with cool music ,characters, and kick butt danicng . 3.5 stars not 4 3 stars
1/24/07 Kassie Allen I love this movie...Its A'mazing and the day it came out i bought it..i love it 5 stars
1/03/07 dancingrox You should have Anne Fletcher make a learn how to dance DVD i would totally buy it!You Rock 5 stars
12/24/06 Kronk Ok, if I see one more bad comment about this movie and I going to track that person down an 5 stars
12/24/06 Tessa To weird 1 stars
12/21/06 DiAnA I LOVE THIS MOIVE ITS GREAT AND FOR ALL YALL HATER'S KNOW YOU CANT DO IT LIKE THEM. 5 stars
11/23/06 Kayleigh This film is da best itz great!!!!! I wanna no how to dance like that now !!!!!!!! 5 stars
11/14/06 ANiTa I love your movie and it really inspired me a lot..I LOVE IT! ! ! ! 5 stars
11/08/06 Biggest step up fan! OMG best eva dance movie!! the danicng is soo amazing! n wota wiked film! Tyler is so hot!! 5 stars
10/23/06 Jorgi3 its the best movie eva i would love to learn the dance moves and channing is so hot !!!!! 5 stars
10/22/06 Emma best dance movie I have ever seen 5 stars
10/16/06 Monique AWESOME movie... I love it!!! 5 stars
10/03/06 llllove awesome dancing, channing is hott 4 stars
10/02/06 Ken Ji id say, worst movie ever, worst dancing i have ever seen. 1 stars
10/01/06 Stanka this movie is the best dance moive which I´ve ever seen 5 stars
9/22/06 katsat Loosen up. I'm not young, but I had a fun time with it. Loved the dancing. 4 stars
9/05/06 linda awesome 5 stars
9/03/06 Derrick This was the best movie ever made 5 stars
8/22/06 Shelley A Step Down for Step Up 2 stars
8/21/06 Riki Tatum is surprisingly charming in this well-rounded movie 5 stars
8/20/06 Megen this movie friken rocks!!!! 5 stars
8/19/06 susie heart it was an amazing movie 5 stars
8/17/06 Harold When people purchase a ticket, they should immediately be shot in the face. 1 stars
8/16/06 Eddy Ka-Beddy<33 me and my friend love the movie and we want to marry Channing<33 5 stars
8/16/06 melanie i love this movie id love to learn the dance moves 5 stars
8/14/06 Sharon BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!! 5 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  11-Aug-2006 (PG-13)
  DVD: 19-Dec-2006

UK
  27-Oct-2006

Australia
  28-Sep-2006




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