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Overall Rating
2.65

Awesome: 8.7%
Worth A Look: 21.74%
Average: 4.35%
Pretty Bad56.52%
Total Crap: 8.7%

2 reviews, 11 user ratings


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Dancer, Texas Pop. 81
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by Chris Parry

"Travis Birkenstock is NOT from Texas, okay?"
2 stars

Tim McCanlies was trying to do something noble here, but there's a problem. He just doesn't have it in him. Mr McCanlies should be directing TV movies, because this film has the look of an HBO late nighter.

Normally you could throw some blame the way of the writer when a film just fails badly, but in this case the writer is also the director so it's easy to point fingers at the correct person.

It's a rite of passage flick set in the south. Four down-home small town boys who have planned their escape from the town since they were young'uns find that cutting the apron strings isn't as simple as they might have liked.

The story, simply put, is just 'nice'. Even pleasant. It lolls along and never actually goes anywhere. The characters look like they're on holidays in the town, not born and bred there. Except for the cowboy. He's a local yokel to the core, which only makes the others (Breckin Meyer, Ethan Embry and Peter Facinelli) look even more out of place.

Facinelli is particularly awful, trying real hard but coming across like he qualified from the "National Lampoon School Of Acting". Embry, while trying real hard can not pull of the underdog simpleton role, perhaps because he's given every cliche in the book to work with, right down to his dodgy taped up horn-rim glasses.

Meyer stands out as the best of a bad bunch and gives the cruddy tale a bit of 'humbly kicking the dirt' nice guy appeal, but really it's a losing battle all the way.

So far as rites of passage go, I felt like I endured one by sitting through this film without a pillow. Only the persistance of Meyer and the occasional giggle save it from the dreaded one star rating.

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originally posted: 03/08/99 00:30:14
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User Comments

8/23/10 dave adams cumby tx tom bean tx blue ridge tx same story 4 stars
5/20/07 C_Howitt_Fealz I just sat through this piece of shit. Horrible, horrible, horrible. As bad as it gets. 1 stars
4/27/04 Melissa The only Reason I watched this movie is because I love Ethan Embry,but the movie stinks! 3 stars
2/16/04 Nick S. It fuckin' blows, BAD!!! 1 stars
1/08/04 Dave Headrick The movie is awesome - especially for High School Seniors anticipating the future. 5 stars
11/28/02 Kyle I enjoyed it. 4 stars
3/02/01 Bohemian Ratboy A buncha the Can't Hardly Wait kids and some simple coming-of-age philosophy. Cool 5 stars
9/12/00 JimboXLax Wasnt bad, but doesnt stand out in "buddy" movies 4 stars
8/23/99 Tony Billington I thought it was a beautiful movie that portrayed It's generation well. 4 stars
2/07/99 roxy i waited through this whole movie for something to happen and it never did. 2 stars
12/29/98 dforcher Touching insight into friendship and small town Texas life. 4 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  01-May-1998 (PG)
  DVD: 23-Mar-2004

UK
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Australia
  29-Oct-1998




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