More in-depth film festival coverage than any other website!
Home Reviews  Articles  Release Dates Coming Soon  DVD  Top 20s Criticwatch  Search
Public Forums  Festival Coverage  Contests About 
Advertisement

Overall Rating
2.48

Awesome: 3.08%
Worth A Look: 18.46%
Average: 20%
Pretty Bad40%
Total Crap: 18.46%

5 reviews, 35 user ratings


Latest Reviews

Fortress, The (2017) by Jay Seaver

MFA by Jay Seaver

You Only Live Once by Jay Seaver

November (2017) by Jay Seaver

Friendly Beast by Jay Seaver

Foreigner, The (2017) by Jay Seaver

Tom of Finland by Rob Gonsalves

Happy Death Day by Jay Seaver

78/52: Hitchcock's Shower Scene by Jay Seaver

Death Note: Light Up the New World by Jay Seaver

subscribe to this feed


Hostel: Part 2
[AllPosters.com] Buy posters from this movie
by brianorndorf

"Eli Roth may have a huge dick, but he has no idea how to make a horror film"
1 stars

Last year’s “Hostel” wasn’t the most persuasive piece of violence I’ve encountered, but where writer/director/carnival barker Eli Roth really lost me was in his decision to turn the dark into light. Laboriously spending time taking the film into a bleak area of pain, he abruptly turned the feature into a “Naked Gun” sequel in the closing 30 minutes, decimating whatever prayer the picture had to make an impression beyond the superficial. Well, now there’s a sequel, and Roth is in no mood to switch up the recipe.

Departing from Rome to see the sights of Prague, three American tourists (Bijou Phillips, Lauren German, and Heather Matarazzo) are snookered by a lovely local to stay at the infamous hostel. Once there, the girls fall right into danger, inciting a bidding war between international businessmen (including Roger Bart) over who gets to slaughter them.

I have no idea how the “Part II” of the title factors in here; the film feels more like “Hostel: Part 1...Again!” or “Still Hostelin’” to me. Roth has created what has to be one of the laziest pieces of screenwriting a splatter film has encountered in this decade, simply swapping the gender lured into the rusted mayhem. Other than that, the films are almost identical, save for some POV alterations we’ll discuss in a moment.

To combat narrative exhaustion, Roth has upped the shock value of his “kills” to nudge “Part II” over the imaginary line of civility to best exploit assured critical backlash. “Part II” is an exceptionally violent film, but more than that, it’s an immature display of gore; like a petulant child who whines louder and louder at the toy store until you just have to pay attention to him. Roth is brazenly crossing taste barriers here, serving up literal blood baths, violence against children, and genital mutilation to flavor his soufflé of sadism.

What this aggressive overkill offers the average viewer, I don’t know. Perhaps I don’t want to know. “Part II,” as much as Roth hilariously has asserted in the press, contains no social commentary or finesse whatsoever; no crystal clear moment of justification that more violent pictures have managed to cough up. The obviousness of the whole shebang grows tiresome rapidly, especially when it’s apparent Roth is simply reheating moldy leftovers to make a quick summer time buck from audiences who should demand more for themselves. “Part II” is vile, but it commits an even worse sin by being so aggressively boring and hilariously one-note.

The film’s lone change of pace follows the businessmen who bid big bucks to brutalize in Eastern European comfort. In “Hostel,” they were the shrouded evil; the dark heart of suburbia, taking their aggression out on the strapped-down innocent. “Part II” tries to snuggle up to the emasculated mindset of these monsters, but with a script this Crayola, you know exactly where Roth is going the minute it begins. It’s the kind of plot device that should’ve been more carefully nurtured and prevalent in “Part II” to separate it from becoming such a tedious rehash. Under Roth’s watch, the subplot becomes another colorless cliché in a film overflowing with a lack of imagination.

In an effort to save the film, Roth trots out his harebrained sense of humor in the final reel to get the audience back on his side (I guess “Smints?” is the new “Pancakes!”). I don’t know if it was the five-minute-long takes of young women pleading mightily for their lives or the usage of bolt cutters on the male sex organ, but in the end, the “comedy” emerges from a desperate place within Roth. Perhaps genre apologists (and what a full time job that’s become in recent years, poor bastards) can will it away.

After three pictures, it’s apparent Eli Roth has no imagination for the horror genre. Given a rare opportunity to build on his rather inexplicable success story with the first “Hostel,” the director cowardly retreats to the comfort zone of a flaccid remake. Ho-hum.

link directly to this review at http://www.efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=15542&reviewer=404
originally posted: 06/08/07 16:20:24
[printer] printer-friendly format  

User Comments

9/13/17 morris campbell torture porn trash 1 stars
8/07/14 David Hollingsworth Eli Roth is the modern Argento! 4 stars
9/25/13 David Hollingsworth Another great Eli Roth bloody outing. 4 stars
12/13/10 tooktheredpill the train scene, the blood shower and the flesheater 4 stars
2/25/10 Josie Cotton is a goddess There is plenty of gore, but it's most effective as a really disturbing charactor study 4 stars
5/05/09 Luisa I typically don't like gore flicks, but this is actually entertaining. 3 stars
10/28/08 Sugarfoot This must be our just desserts for the Friday The 13th series that we made popular. 1 stars
8/18/08 Vincent a let down 2 stars
5/22/08 Tabitha Rabisa as far as gore plus content, this one has NOTHING on the SAW movies! 2 stars
4/25/08 Dennis Frierson Sequels tend to leave a lot desired 2 stars
3/28/08 EY A decent movie. 3 stars
3/18/08 Wes Eli is keepin it Fun! 4 stars
3/10/08 Jayme Isaacs I Loved The Movie Really Gory 5 stars
3/03/08 ladavies Not half as good as Hostel, please don't make any more 2 stars
3/01/08 David Pollastrini excellent gore! 4 stars
2/11/08 Mark Another great Eli Roth! 5 stars
2/09/08 Samantha P i gotta see this again, i love ridiculous amounts of gore! 4 stars
2/09/08 X Wang Predictable, gory - watch the first one instead 2 stars
12/30/07 mr.mike Decent pay-per-view fare. Gorehounds will be somewhat disappointed. 3 stars
12/17/07 Off2europe Not as great as the first one, but still good 4 stars
12/15/07 Pamela White typical gore and plot 2 stars
12/09/07 TreeTiger Just as fake and hollow as Eli Roths 24" specially manufactured devil dick... 2 stars
12/09/07 SamanthaP i love the gore, i love gore, hhaha, no eyegasm as before! 4 stars
12/06/07 Pamela White typical gore as Hostel 1 predictable 1 stars
11/30/07 Wes Fischer Blu-ray enhances the horror! 4 stars
11/26/07 reddye5 Not as good as the first one, but still better than Craven and Bay's remake crapfests 3 stars
11/25/07 David Pollastrini good gore! 4 stars
9/26/07 dude ssssshhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiitttt 1 stars
8/02/07 The Velcro Warlock Heather Matarazzo has scrumptious body&butt. Rather see her NOT getting slashed to death. 2 stars
7/15/07 chris not bad but not as good as hostel 1 3 stars
7/06/07 pete.chesworth lacked the impact and suspense of the first one 3 stars
6/10/07 Blizz Big shock, it sucks. The first one was ass, too, but this was even worse...if possible. 1 stars
6/09/07 Nick I loved Hostel...but this completely SUUUUUCCCCKKKED 1 stars
6/09/07 mike it sucked to be that nerdy girl! decent flick 4 stars
6/09/07 Ole Man Bourbon A sweet, breezy, heartwarming sleazefest 3 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
Note: Duplicate, 'planted,' or other obviously improper comments
will be deleted at our discretion. So don't bother posting 'em. Thanks!
Your Name:
Your Comments:
Your Location: (state/province/country)
Your Rating:


Discuss this movie in our forum

USA
  08-Jun-2007 (R)
  DVD: 23-Oct-2007

UK
  N/A

Australia
  N/A



[trailer] Trailer




Home Reviews  Articles  Release Dates Coming Soon  DVD  Top 20s Criticwatch  Search
Public Forums  Festival Coverage  Contests About 
eFilmCritic.com: Australia's Largest Movie Review Database.
Privacy Policy | HBS Inc. | |   

All data and site design copyright 1997-2017, HBS Entertainment, Inc.
Search for
reviews features movie title writer/director/cast