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Overall Rating
1.93

Awesome: 0%
Worth A Look: 7.5%
Average: 2.5%
Pretty Bad65%
Total Crap: 25%

4 reviews, 16 user ratings



Messengers, The
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by EricDSnider

"This again? Didn't we already watch this? Ugh."
2 stars

In the prologue to "The Messengers," creepy things happen to a family on a dark night long ago. Then, in the present, a family moves to a huge, forlorn house in the middle of nowhere, and strange things start to happen. Why, it's as if an evil presence still lurks there....

Does it sound familiar? Maybe that's because it's the same set-up to every horror film released in the last five years. If you've seen "The Grudge," "The Amityville Horror," "The Ring," "Dark Water," "They," "Boogeyman," or a dozen other titles I could name, you've seen "The Messengers."

The story follows the Solomon family as they move into a dilapidated North Dakota farmhouse and start raising a crop of sunflowers. Roy (Dylan McDermott) has been out of work for a while, Denise (Penelope Ann Miller) is at odds with their sullen teenage daughter, Jess (Kristen Stewart), and li'l toddler Ben (Evan and Theodore Turner) ... well, he's fine. Except he doesn't speak. But hey, a silent toddler, who's complaining?

Anyway, Roy wants to be a sunflower farmer, going so far as to hire an itinerant laborer named Burwell (John Corbett) to live on the property and help him cultivate the land. Meanwhile, Jess and Ben start seeing strange apparitions and hearing eerie noises -- the standard supernatural phenomena you find in old houses in scary movies. Oh, and there are a lot of crows outside, and they're agitated about something. And so forth.

Apart from being completely derivative and lacking even one original idea, it's not a bad movie. "Unnecessary" is more the word I would use. Directed by brothers Danny Pang and Oxide Pang, the Hong Kong duo behind 2002's effectively creepy "The Eye" (watch for a bad American remake next year), "The Messengers" achieves a few genuinely spooky moments, often by eliminating all but the ambient sound, making us feel the silence of the house. Of course, for this to be effective, the cinema audience will have to be quiet, too, which is unlikely. Still, it's a nice try.

Note: The title "The Messengers" is not explained. If there are entities in the film that are trying to convey a message, they are doing a poor job of it.

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User Comments

3/26/09 mariah good story but pretty crappy movie 2 stars
1/09/09 Anonymous. not so great. i only saw it because kristen stewart was in it. 2 stars
6/13/08 PAUL SHORTT IRREDEEMABLY UNEVENTFUL AND ULTIMATELY HOPELESSLY DERIVATIVE 2 stars
10/24/07 Ivana Mann Unintentionally hilarious "Grudge" ripoff.Actors all looked like they were heavily sedated. 1 stars
8/08/07 Indrid Cold How convenient for film students; a catalog of Japanese and American horror cliches. 2 stars
6/10/07 action movie fan you,ve seen it all before-amityville horror, the birds-both way better than this 2 stars
6/08/07 Doremimi Definitely The Grudge all over again, only this time with birds. Some decent acting tho. 3 stars
4/05/07 William Goss As much as I love Stewart, there's just nothing new here. Nothing. At all. Whatsoever. 2 stars
4/03/07 Not buying into the story! Previously nice guy, attacked by mad flock of ravens, hallucinates & turns into monster 2 stars
3/30/07 Mike I felt like I was watching the grudge. Only scary cuz of sound effects. Sucked a floppy one 2 stars
2/16/07 Axel Leos This movie is not bad, and there are worser movies MIKE HAYNE, its alright 4 stars
2/11/07 Fred Holmes Looks good to me. 4 stars
2/05/07 Shobert The Pangs have directed NOTHING but disappointments. 1 stars
2/04/07 steve owen get out of my sunflowers!!!!!!! 1 stars
2/04/07 juan diego muñoz villarreal 4 stars
2/03/07 Mike Hayne Worst movie I've EVER seen. Walked out while guy was getting pitchforked. Who cared? 1 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  02-Feb-2007 (PG-13)
  DVD: 05-Jun-2007

UK
  06-Apr-2007 (15)
  DVD: 13-Aug-2007

Australia
  31-May-2007 (M)


Directed by
  Danny Pang
  Oxide Pang

Written by
  Mark Wheaton

Cast
  Kristen Stewart
  Dylan McDermott
  Penelope Ann Miller
  John Corbett



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