"I'd Have More To Say If This Were Actually A Movie"
Do you want kinetic editing that looks like it was done in a Cuisinart? Do you want loud music wall-to-wall? Do you want a film about Christianity that seems to know nothing about it? Don't care for plots? This is the movie for you.If there was something here, I could render an opinion. Let's see, Patricia Arquette, who's a bad, bad sinner because she works as a hairdresser, does the occasional drug, and sleeps around(which describes 99% of people I know), is afflicted with stigmata, and you learn this has something to do with a book, or the second coming of God or the Devil(in this movie it's hard to tell the difference), and then she starts talking like Mercedes McCambridge and then blows up real good. And not a single shot lasts more than twenty seconds, I might add.
If that sounded incomprehensible to you, keep in mind I have just described the whole plot. For me, the highlight was the Chumbawumba song at the start. Then after that....nothing. Flash and nonsense that seems to have been written by the best boy.Just see THE EXORCIST again instead.