"What was that???...Oh yeah. Me leaving the theater."
I'm only giving this movie one star because there isn't a "zero stars" option. I've spent every single summer of my life in the woods. In fact, I was in the woods when I saw this movie. It did not frighten me in the slightest.Well, that's not true. I was a little concerned about what was making the floor so sticky, but other than that, dry palms and nail-mark-free arms.
I'm not going to bore you with the plot of this movie - I'm sure you know all the hype. So did I. I went to see this movie with the expectations that it would be the scariest thing I had ever seen, that it would make me afraid to walk into my house, that I could never go camping again. So, I sat there for the entire time, thinking, "Ok. -This- is when it's gonna get scary. This is gonna be it. Wow, it's come this far and nothing - the scare at the end must be really bad."
Unfortunately, my adrenaline and $7.50 were for nothing. I left the theater a poorer, wiser girl.Don't believe the hype. Save your money and see the website - you'll probably get more out of it, and from the comforts of your non-sticky floored home. If your house has sticky floors, then I just can't help you.