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Overall Rating
1.79

Awesome: 0%
Worth A Look: 0%
Average: 22.92%
Pretty Bad: 33.33%
Total Crap43.75%

5 reviews, 18 user ratings


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Babylon A.D.
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by brianorndorf

"Blame Diesel and Fox, not the movie"
2 stars

Oh, it’s been a weary road for “Babylon A.D.” Not only has the film been handed a lousy late-August release date, had its original R-rated intent chopped to fit constrictive PG-13 requirements, and touts Vin Diesel as its star, but the director, Mathieu Kassovitz, disowned the movie during a hissy fit interview this past week. Now there’s a picture with some astonishing bad luck. Frankly, it doesn’t deserve such a public meltdown. It’s not a solid feature, but “Babylon” is far from the total disgrace media reports would have us all believe.

Toorop (Vin Diesel) is a mercenary, trying to survive in a future world where violence is a common sight across the increasingly restless globe. Hired by a gangster (Gerard Depardieu, unfortunately dubbed by another actor) to deliver a piece of human cargo from Mongolia to New York City, Toorop is introduced to Aurora (Melanie Thierry) and her handler Rebeka (Michelle Yeoh). Trying to maneuver his way around tightly-guarded borders and curious thugs, Toorop bears witness to Aurora’s distinctive flashes of anxiety and intelligence on several occasions, leading him to question just what in fact he’s escorting to a major city for an organization he’s not familiar with.

Adapted from the French novel “Babylon Babies,” this semi-remake of “Children of Men” (squint and you’ll see the similarities) was purportedly Kassovitz’s dream project before the cold wrath of Hollywood reality put a force choke on his elaborate plans. It’s difficult to judge “Babylon” in its current form since the film has been noticeably compromised. The PG-13 cut is streamlined to include only the barest amount of plot and the loudest amount of action, an edit rhythm familiar to the average Diesel fan, I’m sure.

Huge sections of the narrative have been erased, leaving the central mystery of Aurora…well, still a mystery by the film’s conclusion. Actors Charlotte Rampling and Lambert Wilson show up to play Aurora’s combative “parents” and their place in the overall scheme of things is blurred by the reconfiguration of the plot. Rampling is something of a villain in “Babylon,” but her motivation is missing, along with seemingly several of her big scenes. She ends up oddly disappearing from the picture in the third act as car chases and gunfire swoop in to numb the audience into a false sense of closure.

While plenty of “Babylon,” and its swirl of religious symbolism and messianic introductions, bewildered me, I won’t say it bored me. Even squished under Fox’s thumb, Kassovitz places his ragged Euro stamp on the production, leaving behind a gritty, well-funded vision of the future. “Babylon” benefits from impressive production design achievement and a generous consumption of a monster budget. The film looks great, and takes a few clever swipes at corporate logo omnipresence and clubland barbarism during the ride. The picture may be a mess, but it’s shot beautifully (by the superb Thierry Arbogast), scored with some gusto, and offers the screen a detailed world to survey with rising interest.

With the perennially dreadful Diesel in the lead, perhaps “Babylon” never held a true shot at greatness. The actor is unable to reach the few emotional peaks the film makes room for, leaving him more suited for the awkwardly placed action sequences. The material needed a softer presence in the deliveryman role, not an indecipherable hardass. Thank heavens for Yeoh and Thierry, who find the proper dramatic notes to play with the little they have to do.

As an offering of cheap sci-fi thrills, “Babylon” won’t satisfy the typical pushover crowd. As an intelligent discourse on the future of mankind, the film is too condensed to make any sense. “Babylon A.D.” is adrift, lost somewhere between the demands of a profit-manic studio and a passionate, unleashed director. There’s no way great cinema could emerge from that combustible mix.

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originally posted: 08/29/08 23:01:09
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User Comments

6/15/11 My apples are rotting Gets kind of a harsh time from critics. So-so but hardly horrible. 3 stars
7/08/09 mr.mike OK to watch on Cinemax. 3 stars
6/17/09 Man Out 6 Bucks Huh? Rug pulled out from under plot last fourty minutes makes no sense 1 stars
2/09/09 Grimlix Not quite a torrid as people said, but still mightily unbalanced and poorly edited 2 stars
1/10/09 yubbauk confusing weak script weak ending i left feeling thank god thats over. 1 stars
11/29/08 M Vin Diesel is so much better than THIS! 3 stars
10/31/08 Sisterhood Of The Raveling Pants Aurora an intriguing character but inadequately explained. Alive or dead at end of movie? 3 stars
10/31/08 Lenny Zane Lots of suspenseful buildup to.........essentialy no place to go. 3 stars
10/22/08 Erik This is the kind of movie that deserves one star only 1 stars
9/26/08 steve owen 'babble on a.d.d' should be the title 1 stars
9/15/08 hfm Moriazbane, my thoughts exactly, I was apalled when they faded to black after that scene 2 stars
9/13/08 A nice idea... ...terribly executed. Kassovitz should be able to do so much better!! 2 stars
9/06/08 andres danu ubaya teknik 2005 - mojoagung shitty thing!!! go to hell 1 stars
9/06/08 Moriazbane Uh..we are still waiting...maybe they showed the ending after the credits? 1 stars
9/02/08 PAUL SHORTT FAIRLY TERRIBLE TECHNO-PUNK ACTION FLICK 1 stars
9/01/08 james crap crap crap crap crap 1 stars
8/31/08 contrer No resolution to the story - leaves you hanging in the end or waiting for a sequel. 2 stars
8/30/08 Darkstar Rent "Children of Men" skip this piece of shit 1 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  29-Aug-2008 (PG-13)
  DVD: 06-Jan-2009

UK
  29-Aug-2008 (12A)

Australia
  02-Oct-2008 (M)
  DVD: 06-Jan-2009



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