"Is it a bad sign when you're rooting for the killer?"
Yeah, yeah, it was unnecessary, it was a stupid and incorrect title...forget all that. This movie would suck if it were the only movie ever made.Yeah, so...Brandy, Bailey's busty girlfriend, and the guy who cheated on Brandy, Monica, AND En Vogue go to Rio with some new character who has no relevance to the plot (Hmmm...). And it's raining. And the island's deserted. And they never found hook-guy's body. And it's been a year since the last murders. Hmmm...something fishy's going on here.
This movie is stupid. We know it's the hook guy again, and since that's pretty quickly established, there's obviously someone in cahoots. And that takes....oh, 30 seconds to figure out. Hmmm...you're not in the poster, you're on the island, you have an enigmatic way about you? You're evil, buster.
Brandy deserves to be pelted to death with rocks. When she was being chased by the killer, I was muttering to myself "Kill her....kill her...." She's just too sassy to live, says she. You're just too sassy to be not severely beaten with a shoe, says I. Jennifer Love Hewitt's cleavage deserves some sort of award. Freddie Prinze Jr. is OK. Mekhi Phifer was just as annoying as Brandy, but he dies REALLY cool. I cheered. And somehow, there's supposed to be another sequel. But...but...he...shot...empty grave...mud...rain...6 bullets...
The movie was terrible, and debating whether or not it should be called "I still know what you did 2 summers ago" or "I'm pretty sure you did something, and I killed three of your friends, which should be punishment enough, but I have a hook for a hand, and I'm gonna use it!" just clouds the issue. This movie should not be seen by anyone who is not suffering from mental illness. And Brandy? Death. Rocks. Pelting. Please.If they let Brandy do more movies, I am ACTIVELY going to start lobbying the CIA to have her killed. Part 3 will only be good if the entire film is close-ups of JLH's breasts.