The other day this guy dared me to stand in front of a moving bus. He said that if I lived, he would wash my car. My car was very dirty, and had not seen a cleaning since the Reagan years. I took him up and promptly stood in front of the City bus coming to pick up some elderly people to take them to the theater. Well when I came to I was in the theater screening SCARY MOVIE. I decided to stay since I couldn't feel my legs or Mr.Wild One.Now maybe it was the shock of being struck by a 5 ton bus carrying an additional 2-3 tons of people, or maybe it was the extreme blood loss, or maybe it was the fact that I kept seeing a bunch of rabid dogs eating a baby down by the concession stand, but for some reason I really enjoyed this movie.
I guess the key is, you must find, nay, discover some way to lower your IQ. If you're the average American movie patron, you should have little trouble with this as you are a human wasteland. But for everyone else, you should do a couple of lines of Clorox, or Comet, etc.
Because this movie is stupid. If you thought otherwise, then you are brilliant. No, I'm joking, you're actually the opposite of brilliant. And I'm not being sarcastic....or am I?
Well this movie is. Sure the plot is just a combo of "SCREAM" (which is kind of redundant) and "I DID YOUR MOM LAST SUMMER", but c'mon man, this is pure plotless, mindless awesomeness. Plot would serve no purpose.
The thing that was great was there were some great scenes. They were great and I would laugh because the greatness of them was so great that I had to bow down and laugh at the greatness of them. Of course for every good scene there were a couple that blew. Some jokes like the death of Shannon Elizabeth were good at first and then wore out there welcome. There were some weak ass fart jokes. The Matrix shit at the end was f'in lame. But other than that, pure random radical totally way man.
I think my favorite was definately when Cheri Oteri shot this one guy, the rock and roll was perfect.So in closing, this is the feel good movie of the season. It'll make you feel like living. Hell, it put me in such a good mood that I was able to walk and have intercourse. Not only that but my car was clean.