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Overall Rating
2.36

Awesome: 4.29%
Worth A Look: 17.14%
Average: 20%
Pretty Bad: 27.14%
Total Crap31.43%

9 reviews, 16 user ratings


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"I liked it better when it was called 'When Harry Met Sally'."
2 stars

My mental movie experience was thus: "Hmmm...oh, hey, it looks like the same guy that did the opening credit sequence for HE SAID, SHE SAID did this one too...Hmm...z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z *shlorp, smack smack* Z-z-z-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-Z-z--z-z-z-z-z-z

Z-Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-zZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...

HEY LOOK! IT'S MEATHEAD! HEY MEATS, WHERE'S ARCH?! Haha...

Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z zzzzzzzz-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-zz-z-z-zZZZZ-Z-z
*drool**slobber*z-z-z-z-z

..Ungh...gawd, that music...Jeezus, did somebody owe Eric Clapton a favor or something? Sheesh, this sounds like the soundtrack to 'The Wonder Years'..."That day, Paul and I learned a valuable lesson about friendship..." What's this guy singing about? You're "sorry"? Yeah, you better be sorry for making me endure your barbituate-induced guitar noodlings. HEY ERIC! SNORT SOME MORE COKE! YOUR MUSIC WAS BETTER THEN! GAH!...geez, I'll bet he PUSHED his kid out that window just so he'd have something to sing about...ever notice he didn't have any hit songs until that happened? It's kinda like I think Elton John side-swiped Princess Di's limo so he could release yet ANOTHER version of Candle in the Wind! Oh jeez, I can't believe I just thought that, God will strike me down, he will. How can I sleep at night?
Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-zzZZZZZ
ZZZZ*Urk!*

umm, HEY BRUCE, Ben Stiller called, he wants his wig from 'There's Something about Mary' back!...

Z-Z-z z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-Zzzzzzzzz-z-z-z-z

z-z-z-z-z-Z-Z-Z-ZZZ-Z-Z-OWWW! HEY...wha? I was snoring? Oh, sorry man...

z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-ZZ-z-z-z-Z-z-z-z-z-

WHOA! POSSIBLE MICHELLE PFEIFER NUDE SCENE!! SHE'S IN HER SKIMPIES!...CMON, GO FOR THE MONEY SHOT, GIVE ME *SOMETHING* WORTH MY SEVEN BUCKS...CMON...DOH! I did NOT wanna see Bruce Willis's ass...Seeing Meathead's ass was bad enough....Dammit, all I want is ONE Michelle Puhfeifer nude scene, is that too much to ask?... the damn pfrude, er, I mean PRUDE!...

Z-z-z-z-z-z-z--z-z-z-zz-z *Snort* z-zz-z-z-z-z-z..

OMIGOD! NO, PLEASE NOT ANOTHER FLASHBACK WITHIN A FLASHBACK WITHIN A FLASH-FORWARD WITHIN A DREAM SEQUENCE! Jivin Jesus in a jalopy, this movie makes Pulp Fiction look like the pinnacle of continuity!....Grrrrr...SEVEN DOLLARS....grrrr....why do friends always insist on seeing crap!?
Grrr...

..z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-Z-z-z-Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-z-z-z.

(Lights Rise) Hallelujah, it's finally over! It's like a great weight has been lifted from my heart! FREE! FREEDOM! TYRANNY IS DEAD! RUN HENCE, PROCLAIM IT! TYRANNY IS DEAD!

...hey...how'd this damn gum get into my hair?"

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originally posted: 11/22/99 08:33:05
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User Comments

2/28/05 Jeff Anderson Another Rob Reiner DISASTER! Boring, phony & there's not one believable moment AT ALL! 1 stars
3/04/03 Jack Sommersby Typical Rob Reiner snowjob. As overly cutesy and phony as Sleepless in Seattle. 1 stars
3/03/02 Jenny Tullwartz Better parts kick tops of legs; M. Pheiffer less empty and pretentious than usual 4 stars
2/02/02 Andrew Carden Good Plot [And Actors] Wasted In Boring and Tired Movie. 1 stars
1/14/02 Flick Chick yawn 3 stars
6/05/01 Ben Donnelly Average, it was OK i suppose 4 stars
2/09/01 peter faiz waiting eagerly for the scene when pfeifer gets gang raped and cute yuppie family watches 1 stars
10/02/00 Trina Boy can I relate to this movie 5 stars
8/01/00 Piz Better than i ever expected, it was quick, funny, and poignant, with likeable characters. 4 stars
5/08/00 Pygmalion Productions Heartbreaking, Insightful and brilliant 4 stars
4/07/00 SID One of the most underrated films. Works much better as a drama, some laughs are forced. 5 stars
3/20/00 Leonardo Dicaprio REALLT REALLY GOOD 5 stars
2/25/00 fire-n-ice i thought it was pretty good for a chic flick 4 stars
11/07/99 Meepos Fluff. 2 stars
10/31/99 Lindsey It was a pretty good movie. Fairly interesting, several funny parts, and good ending. 3 stars
10/27/99 Dave K. Interesting re-hash of old story. Good Clapton Sndtrk too. 4 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  13-Oct-1999 (R)

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Australia
  16-Mar-2000




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