Worth A Look: 17.14%
Pretty Bad: 27.14%
Total Crap: 31.43%
9 reviews, 16 user ratings
|Story of Us, The
by the Grinch
My mental movie experience was thus: "Hmmm...oh, hey, it looks like the same guy that did the opening credit sequence for HE SAID, SHE SAID did this one too...Hmm...z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z *shlorp, smack smack* Z-z-z-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-Z-z--z-z-z-z-z-zZ-Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-zZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...
"I liked it better when it was called 'When Harry Met Sally'."
HEY LOOK! IT'S MEATHEAD! HEY MEATS, WHERE'S ARCH?! Haha...
..Ungh...gawd, that music...Jeezus, did somebody owe Eric Clapton a favor or something? Sheesh, this sounds like the soundtrack to 'The Wonder Years'..."That day, Paul and I learned a valuable lesson about friendship..." What's this guy singing about? You're "sorry"? Yeah, you better be sorry for making me endure your barbituate-induced guitar noodlings. HEY ERIC! SNORT SOME MORE COKE! YOUR MUSIC WAS BETTER THEN! GAH!...geez, I'll bet he PUSHED his kid out that window just so he'd have something to sing about...ever notice he didn't have any hit songs until that happened? It's kinda like I think Elton John side-swiped Princess Di's limo so he could release yet ANOTHER version of Candle in the Wind! Oh jeez, I can't believe I just thought that, God will strike me down, he will. How can I sleep at night?
umm, HEY BRUCE, Ben Stiller called, he wants his wig from 'There's Something about Mary' back!...
z-z-z-z-z-Z-Z-Z-ZZZ-Z-Z-OWWW! HEY...wha? I was snoring? Oh, sorry man...
WHOA! POSSIBLE MICHELLE PFEIFER NUDE SCENE!! SHE'S IN HER SKIMPIES!...CMON, GO FOR THE MONEY SHOT, GIVE ME *SOMETHING* WORTH MY SEVEN BUCKS...CMON...DOH! I did NOT wanna see Bruce Willis's ass...Seeing Meathead's ass was bad enough....Dammit, all I want is ONE Michelle Puhfeifer nude scene, is that too much to ask?... the damn pfrude, er, I mean PRUDE!...
Z-z-z-z-z-z-z--z-z-z-zz-z *Snort* z-zz-z-z-z-z-z..
OMIGOD! NO, PLEASE NOT ANOTHER FLASHBACK WITHIN A FLASHBACK WITHIN A FLASH-FORWARD WITHIN A DREAM SEQUENCE! Jivin Jesus in a jalopy, this movie makes Pulp Fiction look like the pinnacle of continuity!....Grrrrr...SEVEN DOLLARS....grrrr....why do friends always insist on seeing crap!?
(Lights Rise) Hallelujah, it's finally over! It's like a great weight has been lifted from my heart! FREE! FREEDOM! TYRANNY IS DEAD! RUN HENCE, PROCLAIM IT! TYRANNY IS DEAD!...hey...how'd this damn gum get into my hair?"
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originally posted: 11/22/99 08:33:05