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Overall Rating
2.19

Awesome: 5.56%
Worth A Look: 16.67%
Average: 11.11%
Pretty Bad: 25%
Total Crap41.67%

4 reviews, 12 user ratings


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Legion
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by William Goss

"God Said, 'Reload!'"
2 stars

Did you ever hear the one about the fallen angel, the war vet-turned-cook, the grizzled diner owner, his eternally optimistic son, the high-maintenance couple, their skanky daughter and the detoured single father who tried to protect the pregnant waitress from the onset of God’s wrath? It’s a doozy, I tell you, and as laid out in visual effects vet Scott Stewart’s directorial debut, 'Legion' comes off as a far sillier thriller than its collective straight face would have you believe.

Stewart certainly puts his background in the foreground, conjuring up a number of skin-crawling images and cobbling them together with unfortunate casting, wooden monologues and a skimpy amount of internal logic. Paul Bettany comes down from the billowing curtains of Heaven (?!) to protect Adrianne Palicki’s unborn, unwanted child from an army of angels that tend to be bullet-proof and have a habit of possessing countless strangers in the most demonic form possible. We’ve got neck-nibbling moppets, ceiling-crawling grannies, mutating ice cream men, a swarm of locusts and a generic legion (natch) of quasi-zombies laying siege to Dennis Quaid’s middle-of-nowhere diner and picking off survivors who tend to put themselves right into harm’s way.

As some sort of strict cross between The Terminator and The Reaping, this could’ve been a perfectly cheesy action outing, but Stewart has an unfortunate tendency to dole out at least one monologue to each member of the cast, caring far more for his thinly-drawn characters than he has any right to expect an audience to and burdened with actors who couldn’t pull off pathos to save their life (I struggle to imagine a scenario in which I’d be rooting for Lucas Black to be anyone’s savior).

Every last “wouldn’t it be awesome if…” notion is exhausted to the point of absurdity. Angels with machine guns? Cool. Angels with maces? Fine. Maces that spin at the touch of a button? Less so. Victims covered in boils? Sure. Boils that spew acidic pus? Not so much. Maybe with an added sense of humor and a better sense of pacing, this could’ve been an agreeable B-movie, but the whole thing plays instead like some half-talky, half-batshit adaptation of a particularly half-assed Stephen King novel.

Bettany, however, can wield big guns against bigger forces with a straight face better than anyone else in this, both stoic in light of these circumstances and sympathetic to those individuals that he’s charged himself with protecting. He’s already starring in Stewart’s next project as a vampire-hunting priest; so long as he (and we) don’t have to listen to Tyrese reminiscence about “when [he] was a shorty,” it’ll be one step closer to salvation.

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originally posted: 01/23/10 09:01:54
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User Comments

5/19/12 Raven Yeah. That was awful. I still don't get what happened and for what? 2 stars
6/12/11 millersxing not exactly revelatory filmmaking 2 stars
4/15/11 Chris F a good film fuck the bible bashers! 5 stars
2/27/11 art AN EXCELLENT MOVIE!,ABOUT ARMEGEDDON! 5 stars
12/01/10 DK surprisingly okay, worth a rental 3 stars
7/29/10 GrizzyLyn Although I expected a bit more, certainly not "pure garbage" or "bad all around." 3 stars
7/08/10 Jeronimus Bosch Feathered wings, how badass can they be? Pure garbage! 1 stars
5/22/10 othree Just bad all around! It didn't even make sense, it's teh suck! 1 stars
5/17/10 gc *Sigh* this movie is wrong on so many levels.. 2 stars
4/09/10 Ruby Spinel Generates far more interest than its characters merit! 3 stars
1/31/10 PAUL SHORTT FAINT PACED, GRIM AND OFFENSIVE 1 stars
1/25/10 action movie fan good start but fell apart after zombie like people arrive in cars 3 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  22-Jan-2010 (R)
  DVD: 11-May-2010

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  DVD: 11-May-2010




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