More in-depth film festival coverage than any other website!
Home Reviews  Articles  Release Dates Coming Soon  DVD  Top 20s Criticwatch  Search
Public Forums  Festival Coverage  Contests About 
Advertisement

Overall Rating
2.62

Awesome: 3.33%
Worth A Look: 18.33%
Average: 30%
Pretty Bad33.33%
Total Crap: 15%

5 reviews, 30 user ratings


Latest Reviews

Hobbit, The: The Battle of the Five Armies by Peter Sobczynski

Strong Man, The by Jay Seaver

Top Five by Jay Seaver

Zero Motivation by Jay Seaver

Exodus: Gods and Kings by Peter Sobczynski

Imitation Game, The by Peter Sobczynski

It Follows by Jay Seaver

Sea Fog (Haemoo) by Jay Seaver

Men, Women & Children by Daniel Kelly

Best of Me, The by Jaycie

subscribe to this feed


Glass House, The (2001)
[AllPosters.com] Buy posters from this movie
by Scott Weinberg

"He among you who has never liked a crappy flick, cast the first stone."
3 stars

Some sub-genres simply will not die. Ever since Michael Douglas hit box-office gold by cheating on his wife with a psycho bitch from Hell, nobody is above suspicion. In the relatively new "domestic psychotic" classification of cinema, we have been offered a whole bunch of ridiculously unrealistic psychopaths.

This cinematic movement began in the middle of the most selfish decade ever. The 80's. Surely there's nothing more horrifying than a mentally unbalanced woman who has just had sex with a married man.

The success of Fatal Attraction has had a depressingly long-lasting effect in the world of modern movie thrillers. Over the past 17 years, we have been victim of

Psycho Roommates (Single White Female)
Psycho Cops (Unlawful Entry)
Psycho Babysitters (The Hand That Rocks the Cradle)
Psycho Nannies (The Guardian)
Psycho Boyfriends (Fear)
Psycho Husbands (Sleeping with the Enemy)
Psycho Ex-Husbands (The Stepfather)
Psycho Wives (Serial Mom)
Psycho Ex-Wives (Mother's Boys)
Psycho Aunts (The Kiss)
Psycho Grandparents (The Granny)
Psycho Girlfriends (The Crush)
Psycho Secretaries (Office Killer)
Psycho Temp Workers (The Temp)
Psycho Bosses (AntiTrust)
Psycho Stepfathers (Domestic Disturbance)
Psycho Stepbrothers (The Good Son)
Psycho Neighbors (Arlington Road)

To say nothing of psycho dentists, psycho ice cream men and psycho paperboys. All in all, suburbia has been a scary place to live these past few years.

Hmmm...Psycho Foster Parents! Surely this was the next logical step. (I'm eagerly anticipating the upcoming films Plumber from Hell and Hydrant!) But what's this? One of these psycho XXXX movies is actually pretty good? Well, yes and no.

Yes because The Glass House is definitely a "so bad it's good" flick, and No because it's also just a bad movie. But this one certainly has all the requirements necessary to join that acclaimed roster of movies mentioned above: a lily-white protagonist trapped in a web of deceit from which there is no easy escape, a series of laughably contrived plot divergences, and a screenplay that often veers head-on into "camp" territory.

Poor Ruby Baker. Not only is she on academic probation at her high school, but she also has a bratty little brother. Oh, and her parents were recently killed in a horrible auto accident. Misery piles upon misery before Ruby and little brother Rhett (!) are invited to live with their old neighbors - the Glasses. (That's the pinnacle of cleverness; their name is Glass and their house is also...never mind.)

After relocating to the massive Glass manse, Ruby quickly realizes that things are kinda...off. Not only is the comely 16-tear-old forced to (gasp) share a bedroom with her brother, but her new foster parents also expect Ruby to attend school! Surely cinema doesn't get more compelling than this.

Ruby, you see, is due to inherit a large sum of money from her recently deceased parents. This comes at an opportune time for Terry Glass, as he owes a lot of money to some gangsters and is about to be killed because of it. His plan is to...well, we're never really made sure what Terry's plan for Ruby is, other than it's gotta be something pretty unsavory.

But something weird starts to happen. The Glass House starts to get...kind of interesting! Not in a "Wow, this is a good movie" sort of way, but more of a "Damn, is this silly, can't wait to see how it ends up" feeling. Chalk this one up to a "guilty pleasure" status.

Adding to the campy charm is a handful of actors who overplay nearly every single frame of film. As the duplicitous Terry Glass, Stellan Skarsgard (Deep Blue Sea) is a B-movie hoot. You never once trust this guy, especially when he slaps on his ingratiating, smarmy little smile. As his drug-addicted and sincerely repressed wife, Diane Lane (The Perfect Storm) goes overboard a bit, but I mean it in a good way. Diane vamps it up like I've never seen before...and I've seen Lady Beware. The always watchable Bruce Dern (Diggstown) shows up for a few enjoyable scenes as a sympathetic lawyer...who may indeed be a psycho also.

As Ruby, Leelee Sobieski (Deep Impact) is almost better than the movie deserves. While the movie quickly degenerates into unintentional comedy, Leelee maintains a pretty strong performance. Considering how silly the proceedings are, perhaps she deserves an Oscar for her work here. No, not [i[really!

Screenwriter Wesley Strick (The Saint, Final Analysis) stocks the film with several outrageous plot devices. My favorites include how Terry sabotages Ruby's education by plagiarizing a paper for her, and the ONE blood relative who pops in after the opening credits and once more at the end, solely to expedite a tidy finale. Gotta love such masterful storytelling.

What's most entertaining about silly thrillers like The Glass House is simply the act of poking holes in it. The viewer realizes that Ruby's plight could be solved by any of a thousand logical choices, yet the heroine steadfastly heads for the least effective ones imaginable. (Wait till you get a look at the visit by Kathy Baker, as a stalwart social worker whose efforts for justice a thwarted by a...new...bed!)

If these suburban psycho potboilers are your cup of tea, then you'll find The Glass House to be a satisfying enough affair. For those freaks (like yours truly) who've actually SEEN all these movies, this one will almost play like a spoof. Either way, it's a bad film, and one that's certainly worth seeing.

link directly to this review at http://www.efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=2006&reviewer=128
originally posted: 11/14/01 15:19:13
[printer] printer-friendly format  

User Comments

2/20/11 Ark Leelee is hot, movie somehow captures a sense of dread! 3 stars
10/05/10 PAUL SHORTT PREDICTABLE, MELODRAMATIC THRILLER 2 stars
7/20/08 Shaun Wallner This is the kind of movie you fall asleep too. 1 stars
2/14/07 Sleez Boy Probably the worst crap I've seen, doesn't accomplish anything, but HATE for this films! >{ 1 stars
12/03/06 David Pollastrini Leelee Sobieski is hot! 5 stars
7/29/05 Nobody Dark, creepy, paranoid. I was expecting a better ending, but it is pretty suspenseful 3 stars
6/18/05 Indrid Cold Leelee looks like ayoung Helen Hunt, which is the most interesting thing about this movie. 2 stars
6/05/05 Joe This movie makes you wanna hate your mother 1 stars
3/11/05 Danielle R. A thoroughly entertaining thriller. Excellent art direction. 5 stars
11/15/04 Robert It sucks! 1 stars
2/05/04 NewYork I enjoyed it very much 4 stars
2/01/04 Lindsay IT'S GREAT 4 stars
10/01/03 Samuel Justus Suspenseful! Damn! It would suck if this ever happened to someone! 4 stars
9/05/03 Natalie Stonecipher Heroine's a brat; Skarsgård too nice to hate for too much of movie. Average 3 stars
9/05/03 Jin So outrageous, depressing, and just wretched 1 stars
8/25/03 Carrie Kohl Anything like subliminable, OthersFan? What dat you say, Darlene?!? 4 stars
6/25/03 TheOthersFan this does fall under the genre of unintentionable-sick-sense-of-humor comedies, right? 1 stars
1/05/03 Goofy Maxwell Like watching retarded fish trying to keep their heads above water. 1 stars
10/11/02 SiliconHero HAHAHAHAHAHA...wait...you said this was a thriller? Coulda fooled me! 2 stars
8/14/02 palaboy101 good movie... 'nuff said. 4 stars
5/16/02 Darlene Groetz The movie where Leelee Sobieski became a zombie of the tragic wands. 2 stars
2/23/02 Unanon Oooooh! Spooky! <----- Note sarcasm. 2 stars
2/17/02 John Lyons Would have been watchable if Lelee had gotten naked. 2 stars
2/04/02 Natalie Stonecipher Heroine's a brat; Skarsg@rd too nice to hate for too much of movie 3 stars
1/13/02 Andrew Carden Predictible, but Still Watchaable Teen Thriller. 3 stars
1/08/02 greensweater Hilarious! 1 stars
11/24/01 Roy Smith Best appreciated with a box of kleenex, and I don't mean for crying. 3 stars
10/15/01 Schmidty72 Was promising but Sobieski's character is just not likable. 2 stars
10/07/01 KCMichelle My grandmother's funeral was less predictable. 1 stars
9/18/01 FriscoJohn Average at BEST 2 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
Note: Duplicate, 'planted,' or other obviously improper comments
will be deleted at our discretion. So don't bother posting 'em. Thanks!
Your Name:
Your Comments:
Your Location: (state/province/country)
Your Rating:


Discuss this movie in our forum

USA
  14-Sep-2001 (PG-13)

UK
  N/A

Australia
  18-Oct-2001 (M)




Home Reviews  Articles  Release Dates Coming Soon  DVD  Top 20s Criticwatch  Search
Public Forums  Festival Coverage  Contests About 
eFilmCritic.com: Australia's Largest Movie Review Database.
Privacy Policy | HBS Inc. | |   

All data and site design copyright 1997-2014, HBS Entertainment, Inc.
Search for
reviews features movie title writer/director/cast