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Worth A Look: 28.57%
Average: 10.2%
Pretty Bad: 2.04%
Total Crap: 6.12%

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by Scott Weinberg

"A mixed bag of horror stories--The good ones are real good though"
4 stars

If you're a fan of Stephen King and/or horror movies, I hope you're reading this out of curiousity only, because you certainly should have seen this one by now. A darn good horror anthology, which is pretty darn rare. (Yeah, like you saw Deadtime Stories or Grim Prairie Tales.)

This one has a pretty good reputation among horror fans, who have proved to be the freakiest of all the fans of a specific genre. We have the basic anthology layout here: The opening which becomes the story segues, and the actual stories themselves. Creepshow is very firmly based in the horror comics it was inspired by, and the trademark Stephen King nastiness runs rampant here.

The "bumper" scenes involve a boy whose mean Daddy has thrown away his beloved comic books, much to the young boy's chagrin. He plots homicidal fantasies. (A little extreme to be sure, but my Dad used to toss my Mad magazines, and I served eight years for killing him, so I can relate.) This silly little story is best left as the intro to the main stories, as it offers nothing of any real interest.

The first story, Fathers Day, is your basic 'obnoxious old-money family gathers around to discuss inheritances and inbreeding only to be interrupted by the nasty rotting corpse of their Father who repeatedly screams for a cake' story. (Stephen King is the richest author in the universe. He wrote it.) Some pretty OK jolts, a great shot of someone bashing their head on a gravestone, and one poor guy gets a ten-ton statue dropped squarely on his nuts. Ouch. Watch for Ed Harris in this story as an obnoxious guy....who gets killed.

The second story, The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill, is really just dumb. The smartest Texan ever captured on film (played by Stephen King himself) lays his bare fingers on a freshly-fallen meteor. He then proceeds to wisely place said fingers immediately into his mouth. He then begins to slowly grown green fuzz all over himself, especially when he gets wet. It's alternately silly and stupid, up until he starts coming up with nasty suicide plans. Yawn.

The next story is of interest only to those who need proof that Ted Danson ever had his own hair. He screws the wife of Leslie Nielsen, which isn't nice. (Sorry to go off-track here, but am I the only one who finds it impossible to watch Leslie Nielsen do anything with a straight face?) So the pissed off husband buries wife-humper Ted Danson on the beach with only his head above the sand. We're supposed to feel his claustrophobia, his fear of an impending doom as the tide begins to roll in and he slowly drowns. Instead, what we're thinking is "DAMN! How could they end that last story without opening the goddam crate at least once!" Danson drowns, comes back as a slimy zombie who resembles Sigmund the Sea-Monster, and he grabs Leslie, with the help of the tramp who started the whole mess, who also happens to be a reanimated corpse. It's all quite complicated.

The fourth and by far the best is The Crate. Some nasty, big old box is discovered under the stairwell in a university and Fritz Weaver decides to drink a lot and check it out. He's married to Adrienne Barbeau, who has the distinction of playing perhaps the most disgusting and nasty bitch ever put on film. (and she does it quite convincingly). Anyway, it seems this box has the Tasmanian Devil in it. They never actually call it that, but the creature sucks people into the box whole and skins them bare. (That, and The Crate has the word Tasmania stamped on it.) Very bloody, almost to the point of satire. The monster attacks in this story are truly inspiring, at least to the hollow and twisted mind of a horror fan. This isn't just some box; all it needs is a little peek at one finger and BLAM, you're screaming OH DEAR GOD IT HURTS HEAAALP ME AAAAAAAHHHHH and there's some really nasty bone-chomping sounds goin' on and drip drip drip blood spatters on the floor and the screaming finally dies down. So they throw the box in a river. Crap.

Our last story, They're Creeping up on You (subtle) is also a pretty nasty affair, the least said about the better. Let's just put it this way: This story is a drama version of Joe's Apartment. Cockroaches galore.

A pretty good time for the most part. Pretty colorful with some real jolts, most of them provided by this ultra-cool box monster that you never even get to see! Teases! Either way, it's worth a rental for sure, especially if you like your horror movies a little nasty.

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User Comments

12/29/17 morris campbell well made but nothing special 3 stars
12/11/12 Lisa Classic movie with some great stories. 5 stars
10/09/10 art CRAPSHOW is more LIKE IT! 2 stars
5/30/09 Josie Cotton is a goddess A great combonation of campy and macabre 5 stars
1/17/09 Shaun Wallner Well made. 5 stars
3/20/07 action movie fan decent anthology third and fourth story are the best 3 stars
11/09/06 paulski Probably one of my favourite 10 films of all time 5 stars
7/17/06 mark i've seen this 20X and I'll watch it again 5 stars
3/23/06 Karen I love this movie...own it...seen it a thousand times...still one of my favorites 5 stars
3/12/06 the laughing man Creates universal phobias that can relate to everyone's fears. 4 stars
10/14/05 Darren O The cast, the special effects, and the use of comic book framing make this a real treat. 5 stars
8/12/05 ES The crate is one of my all time favs 5 stars
8/06/05 Pierre Fun stuff! 5 stars
2/16/05 Wilt Chamberlin From the director of "Night of the Living Dead" and the author of "The Shining." 5 stars
9/20/04 Lord Durvok 2 "I want my cake, Badelia!" - Nate's Corpse 5 stars
7/11/04 Yellowjacket Bob Original Bernie Wrightson comic scared the hell out of me; the movie is a close second. 4 stars
5/29/04 J It is the most fun you'll be scare 5 stars
3/21/04 john charming concept but just not really scary 3 stars
12/15/03 Samuel Rented it last nite, it was great!! My favorite was 'The Crate' is was the scariest!! 5 stars
11/05/03 American Slasher Goddess A great, scary collection of short stories. 4 stars
3/13/03 kelley jewell its a super movie 4 stars
12/29/02 Jack Sommersby A full-fledged delight. Scary and fun! 5 stars
10/20/02 Charles Tatum Romero and King at their best 5 stars
10/17/02 Colleen This movie is great i enjoy every story and i enjoy reading the comic book alot. 5 stars
9/12/02 palaboy101 A true horror classic! 5 stars
5/11/02 Kyle It's Stephen King and George Romero. How can that be bad? 4 stars
9/07/01 darrin perrone fucking best stephen king story/movie 5 stars
8/20/01 Nicholas Murgatroyd SEE IT!SEE IT!SEE IT! A complete must!!!!!!!The first story,FATHERS DAY,is the best one!!! 5 stars
8/08/01 Mr. Hat The last story made my mom puke,but my fave is the 1 ~ the thing inthe crate that atepeople 4 stars
8/06/01 E-Funk The score to this movie is one of the scariest of all time. great movie. 5 stars
8/06/01 ted v. Truly, one of the best from George Romero & Stephen King!!! 5 stars
4/01/01 Jesse L Adrienne should do it topless.. 1 stars
4/01/01 Andrew Carden Some of the stories were good, as others were stupid. 3 stars
3/06/01 Kevin ( Why can't people make more movies like this??Computers ruined everything for horror movies! 5 stars
6/25/00 alidr the movie is a tribute to comics like tales from the crypt the punk rock of comic books 5 stars
4/11/00 angela every horror fan has to see this one. 5 stars
3/25/00 Richard Wright Horror compilation: each part is of variable quality, but overall its worth the rental. 3 stars
2/16/00 Kyle Broflovski It's different, it's fun, it's creative. Don't piss in my popcorn. 5 stars
1/02/00 Nice Guy Eddie Great to rent for those wee hours of the morning... a classic! 5 stars
7/04/99 J-Dogg Not scary, but COME ON, it's very creative. 4 stars
6/14/99 Dylan Absolutely fucking shit. 1 stars
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