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1.94

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Pretty Bad: 35.29%
Total Crap47.06%

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Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
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by Justin Helmer

"Good book...and there's lotsa film in the movie!"
2 stars

Reading a Tom Robbins novel is like getting a massage from thirty-two angelic beings while the Marx brothers perform brain surgery on you. It’s not that it’s necessarily an unpleasant experience per say, hell it might even be a lot of fun given the right set of circumstances. In any case you are going to have a hard time explaining it to others. Which when you get right down to it is what a director is doing when he tackles a well-known novel. After seeing LOTR it’s harder for me to believe that ANY book is un-filmable, but if there is one odds are it will be a Robbins book.

Even Cowgirls get the Blues tells the story of Sissy Hankshaw, a young woman with enormous thumbs who happens to be the world’s most talented hitch-hiker. I’m serious. That is the most basic explanation of the plot possible. However because this is a Robbins novel the plot itself is secondary to what happens along the way. It sounds odd, I know, but this man’s writing style is really a character itself. The road, and the scenery, and very simply being in motion are integral parts of the whole. If you were thinking that none of this sounds particularly visual, you’d be quite correct. And here is where Mr. Van Sant comes in.

Look, the man gets my respect for even having tried, If I were in a position to do such a thing I wouldn’t have picked this book. I would have gone with one of his novels that is at least somewhat more linear. This and that gloriously ill-advised Psycho remake get him the biggest balls (unsuccessful) trophy in my book. I mean any director who looks at a book that features a character called, The Chink, who baby-sits a giant Native-American built time piece that measures ‘cosmic time’ and says to himself; “I can film that” deserves some props in my book.

As it turns out, the material was too much to be interpreted visually. The most unfortunate part of all of this is how much of a let down this was for the people who were really looking forward to this movie. Skip the film; invest in some of Robbins’ books.

Aside from seeing Lorraine Bracco wielding a whip, and watching Uma Thurman and Rain Phoenix make out--this film is largely a wash.

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originally posted: 06/16/02 17:15:11
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OFFICIAL SELECTION: 2005 Brisbane Film Festival. For more in the 2005 Brisbane Film Festival series, click here.

User Comments

9/11/13 Jeff Wilder Disaster is too mild a description. 1 stars
3/21/11 art i GIVE it two THUMBS UP! 4 stars
12/01/09 Guillermo Vicéns kitt4film: It turned you off who?! Don't you mean Tim Robbins? 1 stars
10/11/09 rm I wanted to like this film, but it's one of the worst films I have ever seen. EVER. 1 stars
3/06/08 Bob Farm Sucks! 1 stars
1/11/08 Jimmy Cox Great 5 stars
4/26/07 Heidi Henkel The soundtrack is good. 3 stars
4/17/04 Michael Greenwaldt So awful! Without its awfulness it never would have received such cult classic status. 1 stars
3/12/03 Blabity blah Absolutely Worst Film EVER. 1 stars
1/10/03 kitt4film@hotmail.com I hated this film and it turned me off Tim Roberts forever!!!! 1 stars
12/29/02 Jack Sommersby Repellent and whoppingly inept. 1 stars
1/09/01 Keanuette Bad film but KEANU'S in it so has to get 5 stars! 5 stars
7/13/00 Tom Interesting film. 4 stars
10/26/99 Dr. Fardook Book is better (as always) but still... fabulous 5 stars
7/05/99 Sleeper Utter rubbish 1 stars
6/16/99 David Van Sant got lucky with "Drugstore Cowboy"; this is the type of film he's really capable of 1 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  02-Jul-1993 (R)
  DVD: 02-Nov-2004

UK
  06-Jan-1995 (15)

Australia
  02-Feb-1995 (M)


Directed by
  Gus Van Sant

Written by
  Gus Van Sant
  Tom Robbins

Cast
  Uma Thurman
  Lorraine Bracco
  Pat Morita
  Angie Dickinson
  Keanu Reeves
  John Hurt



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