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Jaws

Reviewed By K-Dog
Posted 09/03/98 06:01:00

"IF YOU DONT KNOW THIS IS A CLASSIC FILM, KILL YOURSELF NOW"
5 stars (Awesome)

So you are looking for a review of JAWS?

Shut up! If you have no idea what the critical reaction universally to this film is, you can turn your back, go up to a door and bang your head away against it.. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THAT THIS FILM IS A CLASSIC PIECE OF CELLULOID THEN LOG OFF AND KILL YOURSELF YOU BLASPHEMOUS ARSE! Whether you have seen it or not does not matter.. If you dont know what it is supposed to be like then I shall post you the length of rope, pre-noosed for you.

I rest my case.

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