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Worth A Look: 17.24%
Average: 6.9%
Pretty Bad: 3.45%
Total Crap: 10.34%

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by The King of the Bros

"You ain't shittin' Mr.Einstein."
5 stars

Scott Baio kicks ass. So does Scatman Crothers. Hot titty action rules. Having no plot, man that is way total. I King of the Bros pronounce this movie............Awesome.

True Brilliance can never be fully appreciated until it's no longer brilliant, but instead a strange thing that is more than just brilliant. This movie is exactly like that.

With the speed of Icarus this film begins to kick way ass. Scott Baio is this guy who's like into science and theories and shit. He does lots of stuff with rats. He gets them wasted on Jack Daniel's. Now that is what I think God put animals on this Earth for.

So Willie Aames is this total choad. He screws major chicks. He is like the king of the school. He's even porking one of the teachers. Now I know what you're saying. "What's that the King of the Bros? You mean, the same guy who played Buddy Lembeck plays a guy who is actually all, fuck yeah and shit?" That is exactly what I'm telling you. My friends, you haven't seen an actor stretch his chops like this in forever.

And then, you've got Scatman Crothers. His wife won't let him salami, and he can't live without salami. He fucks shit up throughout the entire film.

Anyhow, we all know that this movie is really about the fact that Scott Baio smokes his super duper weed and then gets Jedi powers. Then the movie really takes off.

Actually it doesn't. He makes a couple of chicks shirts fly off, he wins baseball by cheating. Then he makes this other guy barf, and then he pretends he's on Star Trek. And that's all good. But really, the scene I'm about to talk about is really what makes the movie.

One of the teachers sees Scott Baio's radical stash and he decides to dispose of it. He puts it down in the furnace of the school. Well Scatman Crothers comes down and puts his face in the furnace and gets a facefull of way ganja. He then sits down and hangs out with Albert Einstein. He tells him that he feels weird, Albert Einstein says that he probably ate too many chili dogs and that he needs to ride a bike. So Scatman Crothers and Albert Einstein go for a nice bike ride through the grassy meadows. Then his women comes after him on a chariot with four horses. As Scatman Crothers puts it, "The Devil and the Four Black Stallions are afta ma ass!"

And Holy Shit, I almost forgot about the end scene. In a moment that's nothing short of something Jesus would do, Scott Baio adds a little zing to the Prom. For no other reason besides the fact that naked chicks rule, Scott Baio uses his Jedi skills to disrobe the entire student body. Pun intended.

Everybody runs around butt naked. My dear friends, you haven't lived until you've seen the Naked Prom of Insanity that is ZAPPED!

But to tell you the truth, this movie has absolutely no plot or value of any kind. It has rock and roll boobies and Scott Baio. It is actually the best movie I've seen in the past two hours. It's much better than any movie you've ever seen.

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User Comments

1/23/19 morris campbell not bad but i have not seen it in 35 years 3 stars
1/18/06 nial westwood Only worth watching for the last 10 mins! 4 stars
8/30/05 ES There's some funny stuff here from the Charles in charge guys no less 4 stars
1/31/05 Jeff Anderson Boy, does this bring back memories. A great guilty pleasure from my past & I LOVED IT!!!!!! 5 stars
9/15/04 Seller5185 great movie!my fsvorite part of the movie was when ever barny zapps a girls clothes.. 5 stars
12/11/03 Jason Pendell Zapped has it all. Salami guns rock and Baio and Ames are the dynamic duo of doom. 5 stars
10/29/03 <a href=>momd</a> what is up withe Scatman's tight shorts ? 5 stars
7/22/03 G.T. Burnette Zapped was good all we can do is hope for Zapped III & IV 5 stars
7/15/03 Jonah Falcon Boring garbage - and it has Willie Aames. Blecch. 1 stars
4/14/03 Jack Sommersby Great, lowdown fun! Lots of big laughs. 4 stars
3/04/03 Fred Titcomb Barney puts the weed in the furnace, not a teacher... and what about Chester from SOAP? 5 stars
9/27/02 Basil T. Rathbone so bad it's bad.... I mean it pissed me off how shitty it was 1 stars
10/05/01 Monday Morning Like all films, needed more tit. 1 stars
5/25/01 Thom Rafferty 5 stars
4/08/01 CHACHI LUVVA Without the music of David Pomeranz, this movie would not be half as good. 5 stars
4/01/01 Andrew Carden Your typical, tasteless 80's teen flick. 3 stars
6/25/00 Ryan Phillippe Gets Hit By A Car And It Rules THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME... I do suggest taking life threatening substances w/ it. 5 stars
5/29/00 paul Heather Thomas is AWESOME in her stockings and! 5 stars
4/28/00 Klute. This is some funny early 80's shit. Boob flicks need a comeback. 4 stars
4/27/00 Thom what happened to all the stoner flicks? 4 stars
4/26/00 Indiana How shall I put this... Scott Baio and you seem destined for each other. 2 stars
3/13/00 The Bomb 69 good shit 5 stars
12/06/99 The King of the Bros If I was a chick or gay I would hump Scott Baio. 5 stars
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