Scott Baio kicks ass. So does Scatman Crothers. Hot titty action rules. Having no plot, man that is way total. I King of the Bros pronounce this movie............Awesome.True Brilliance can never be fully appreciated until it's no longer brilliant, but instead a strange thing that is more than just brilliant. This movie is exactly like that.
With the speed of Icarus this film begins to kick way ass. Scott Baio is this guy who's like into science and theories and shit. He does lots of stuff with rats. He gets them wasted on Jack Daniel's. Now that is what I think God put animals on this Earth for.
So Willie Aames is this total choad. He screws major chicks. He is like the king of the school. He's even porking one of the teachers. Now I know what you're saying. "What's that the King of the Bros? You mean, the same guy who played Buddy Lembeck plays a guy who is actually all, fuck yeah and shit?" That is exactly what I'm telling you. My friends, you haven't seen an actor stretch his chops like this in forever.
And then, you've got Scatman Crothers. His wife won't let him salami, and he can't live without salami. He fucks shit up throughout the entire film.
Anyhow, we all know that this movie is really about the fact that Scott Baio smokes his super duper weed and then gets Jedi powers. Then the movie really takes off.
Actually it doesn't. He makes a couple of chicks shirts fly off, he wins baseball by cheating. Then he makes this other guy barf, and then he pretends he's on Star Trek. And that's all good. But really, the scene I'm about to talk about is really what makes the movie.
One of the teachers sees Scott Baio's radical stash and he decides to dispose of it. He puts it down in the furnace of the school. Well Scatman Crothers comes down and puts his face in the furnace and gets a facefull of way ganja. He then sits down and hangs out with Albert Einstein. He tells him that he feels weird, Albert Einstein says that he probably ate too many chili dogs and that he needs to ride a bike. So Scatman Crothers and Albert Einstein go for a nice bike ride through the grassy meadows. Then his women comes after him on a chariot with four horses. As Scatman Crothers puts it, "The Devil and the Four Black Stallions are afta ma ass!"
And Holy Shit, I almost forgot about the end scene. In a moment that's nothing short of something Jesus would do, Scott Baio adds a little zing to the Prom. For no other reason besides the fact that naked chicks rule, Scott Baio uses his Jedi skills to disrobe the entire student body. Pun intended.
Everybody runs around butt naked. My dear friends, you haven't lived until you've seen the Naked Prom of Insanity that is ZAPPED!But to tell you the truth, this movie has absolutely no plot or value of any kind. It has rock and roll boobies and Scott Baio. It is actually the best movie I've seen in the past two hours. It's much better than any movie you've ever seen.