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Vampires (1998)
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by K-Dog

"This is something very cool."
4 stars

Now this is what I want to see more of. JC (John Carpenter not that crucifix dude) doing good horror.

Well, this is a film I waited a while to see.

As soon as I saw the publicity shots I was getting exited.

I mean who can not think that James woods as a Vampire slayer isn't gonna get good?

Well the plot isn't overly complex. Theres a bad vampire and James woods and his unconventional band of Vampire slayers (On behalf of the Vatican) must kill him, or the world will end.. blah blah blah.. THIS IS NOT IMPORTANT FOR THIS FILM.

For this is one film that can rely on direction, acting and FX. I resent big budget films that try this, but low budget horror? Why not?

James Woods is cool.
That fat bitch of a Baldwin brother is also cool (for a Baldwin)
The guy who acts as the Vampire was... OK. No complaints.

JC's direction and score is masterful though.

I would say that this film is for those who want to see a cool film with vampires and James Woods.

I like it in other words...

So go see it, please, make JC a bigger director so he can get bigger budgets.

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User Comments

4/11/18 Guru This movie is 20 years old and I still enjoy it. Great horror. On a par with Dusk to Dawn. 5 stars
2/21/17 morris campbell another carpenter dud awful 1 stars
6/21/07 Bitchflaps The cast is fine and the vampires are very cool, but I found myself rooting for Ravek. 3 stars
2/03/07 AJ Muller Carpenter goes west. Woods kicks ass. Audience applauds the return of the true master. 5 stars
9/14/06 Booksworm At least it's better than Ghosts of Mars 4 stars
1/02/06 cody a lousy movie done by a great horror director, with ok plot , ok make up, bad movie 1 stars
8/19/05 ES It had potential (for yet another vampire flick) but comes up short = uh-uh 2 stars
3/14/05 christopher elder excellent vampire film. 5 stars
7/17/04 Harry J Carpenter surprised me with this crap. There's a lot of better vampire flicks out there. 2 stars
3/20/04 john Carpenter may never return to his true form but this is actually pretty good 4 stars
1/26/04 Eric Didn't like James Woods till this movie.Loved the blond too. 4 stars
1/17/04 J The movie could of been better if the fights were longer! ** 1/2 out of 4 3 stars
1/13/04 American Slasher Goddess Good performances by Woods and Griffith, but everything else is pretty bad. 2 stars
5/22/03 mr. Pink Quite good in a trashy way. Woods elevates this with a great, fun performance. 4 stars
3/06/03 Dina Smith Total macho shit 1 stars
12/31/02 Jack Sommersby Underrated, inventive horror pic. James Woods is outstanding. 4 stars
10/14/02 JesseL Teak. James Woods makes it happen. The sequel sucks. 5 stars
6/19/02 Charles Tatum Gore and nothing more 3 stars
1/28/02 Andrew Carden Just A Bunch Of Bloody, Stupid Fight Scenes and A Few Minor Scares. 2 stars
11/03/01 Jim A little mahogany? A little ebony? A guy split in half with a little finger? 5 stars
11/01/01 Vampire fan duh!! Fucking awesome movie. Better than blade is right! GREAT film 5 stars
8/06/01 E-Funk James Woods kicks ass. The best time with vampires since Lost Boys. 4 stars
7/24/01 There are all the elements here. Gore,mayhem,humor and a very sexually gratifying scene. 4 stars
7/08/01 Gracy Lionheart Might be worth it to rent on video, but I felt like I wasted my money at the theater. 2 stars
5/04/01 Gracy Lionheart It was boring. Nothing memorable about it. Even Blade was more entertaining. 1 stars
11/03/00 Terrie Smith Love it or hate it; one of those movies than can go either way. 4 stars
4/01/00 malcolm better than "Blade" 4 stars
1/19/00 Add Someone should stick a stake deep into the heart of this crap!! 1 stars
10/14/99 sophia962 Kept me awake...Woods is interesting to watch. 4 stars
10/07/99 Spankasaurus HAHAHA!! I saw this flick on video! LA LA LA...(worth the 3 bucks) 4 stars
9/25/99 Isla Pretty good to me 4 stars
5/24/99 Allie Very realistic and entertaining 4 stars
3/16/99 the_machine Pure and utter shit 1 stars
2/03/99 Mark Reilly What can I say, if you got GREAT gore, who really cares about a plot?? 5 stars
12/28/98 Dan Rowe I thought the lead vampire was great, very "goth"-did you know he once played Rock Hudson? 4 stars
12/26/98 MR HOLLYWOOD!! I cant belive i wasted money on this piece-of-shit!,actors suck,music even worse,lame story 1 stars
12/23/98 CYaniDERuSH Fuckin Awsome baby! 5 stars
12/23/98 Brent Not very good. I felt sorry for James Woods. 2 stars
12/09/98 Shadow Raider Hey Buffy, it's vampire hunting season! Bring out the guns! Bring out the chemical warfare! 5 stars
12/06/98 Mr Showbiz Plenty of tricks and treats, as well as a vicious mean-streak. 3 stars
11/25/98 mike davis Pathetic. Every line fell into 1 of 3 categories: yelling, cussing, yelling and cussing. PU 1 stars
11/21/98 Freyja Moron movie full of moron actors blurting out cheez-whiz lines. Sucked big moose cock. 1 stars
11/21/98 Mike Horror greatness! 5 stars
11/20/98 J Rockin Action 5 stars
11/13/98 Lord Of The Dunce Mixed reactions from my crew, but I thought Woods kicked ass in a crap film. 3 stars
11/10/98 CaptNish A fresh flick if yah ask me. It's worth the cash to go see it. 4 stars
11/07/98 Pariah Buffy meets The A Team...pure cheez. Bad acting, FX, and score. 2 stars
11/07/98 Negative Creep s'okay 4 stars
11/05/98 lord rashanko what the fuck was johnny boy thinkin? 1 stars
11/04/98 cyanide rush "hey padre tell me something, when you saw this movie did you get a little wood?" 5 stars
11/04/98 Bad Kosh Better than Buffy the Vampire Slut, way awesome with tons of action. Blade could do better 5 stars
11/03/98 The Dude The movie was so fuckin'cool. It's one of my favorites now, it kick motherfuckin' ass bitch 5 stars
11/02/98 16 in. of swingin' meat and a bucket of balls Woods was very convincing. Enjoyed myself thouroughly. Great! 5 stars
11/01/98 Johny Cool film, better than BLADE 4 stars
10/31/98 Miss Stress this has to be the most boring vampire movie i have ever seen. Just give me Lost Boys. 1 stars
10/19/98 Aint-It-Cool wasn´t bored for a minute, though it went long, James Woods was super. 5 stars
10/18/98 I'm Orgazmo. It fuckin' rules. Better than Blade could ever be. 5 stars
8/27/98 Mister Whoopee Ultra-violent, horiffic, tres cool. Woods is awesome, a classic Carpenter anti-hero. 5 stars
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