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Overall Rating
2.83

Awesome: 3.13%
Worth A Look: 26.88%
Average30.63%
Pretty Bad: 28.13%
Total Crap: 11.25%

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6th Day, The
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by Scott Weinberg

"Cloning is bad, except if we're talking about screenplays, apparently."
1 stars

If there were ever an actor who needed a new direction for his career, it's Sylvester Stallone. Right behind Sly is Arnie, though. These two aging action dinosaurs are still desperately plugging away with these woeful action/sci-fi movies, and nary a one makes a plop at the box office. While not as awful as last year's End of Days, The 6th Day still ranks pretty low in Arnie's filmography, and that's saying a LOT.

While the subject of human cloning could undoubtedly make for some exciting cinematic subject matter, the creators of the latest Schwarzenegger dud The 6th Day seem more than content on presenting a film that is almost completely devoid of any originality or even a solid sense of fun. That, and it's boring. What a woeful year 2000 has been for the science fiction film. The most recent offerings have been rip-offs (Pitch Black), retreads (Red Planet), snoozefests (Mission to Mars), nonsense (Supernova), or just plain old junk (Battlefield Earth).

The most recent misfire is the Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicle The 6th Day. While it starts out with an interesting premise and also showcases a handful of talented actors, this movie is quickly demolished by a poor director's touch and a screenplay that's way too silly to get involved in. Since this movie is directed by Roger Spottiswoode, I suppose I shouldn't have been expecting too much. (You're a fan of this director if you enjoyed such movies as Turner & Hooch, Air America and Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!) While this movie offers several fancy special effects (oooh, futuristic helicopters! wow, holograms!), none of them are every really integral to the story, and the end result is one cluttered movie.

Once again, Arnie plays the hero, this time a helicopter pilot named Adam who has been cloned by an evil conglomerate. (Get it? His name is Adam! It's a biblical reference. How delicious.) The large part of this lumbering movie involves Adam's efforts to discover how he was cloned and get his life back, all the while avoiding a quartet of assassins who look like a cadre of Matrix rejects. What's especially disappointing about The 6th Day is that is just wastes what could have been a truly compelling topic, that of human cloning.

On the (somewhat) positive side, this movie features a few reliable character actors. Unfortunately, they are all wasted in roles that are either A) completely ridiculous, B) woefully under-developed or C) simply uninteresting. If a cast including Robert Duvall, Tony Goldwyn, Wendy Crewson, Michael Rooker and Michael Rapaport sounds pretty promising to you, well that's what I thought also.

As a guy who's been a begrudging fan of Arnie throughout his career, I've been known to cut him some slack in the past. He may not be Laurence Olivier, but I always felt that the big lug was a tough guy to dislike... but lately I've been reconsidering that. After taking a few years off, Arnie showed up in the woeful End of Days last year, and now we're supposed to swallow junk like The 6th Day. (Wait a minute, if his last one was the END of days, and this one is the SIXTH day, isn't Arnie going backwards?)

Maybe Arnold needs to get a new agent or something, because these tired hero roles he specializes in are rapidly becoming unwatchable. As in most of his movies, Arnold gets to emote more than a few lines of howlingly awful dialogue and he still seems to enjoy mouthing those truly terrible one-liners as one of his enemies is dispatched. (At one point he says something to the effect of "Yoo shuld git a new klone, so yoo kin skrew yawself!")

Several minor nitpicks could be forgiven if this movie at least had a pulse! You'll notice the requisite action scenes, mainly because they're tightly jammed between scenes of monotonous and inane science babble. I'm not sure exactly how many 'villain exposition' scenes your average sci-fi movie needs, but The 6th Day seems to have about seven too many.

How fitting it is that a movie about cloning is such a familiar combination of earlier and notably better films, not the least of which is Arnie's own Total Recall. Since the screenwriters are obviously under the mistaken assumption that 'timely equals entertaining', you can expect many scenes that deride the morality of cloning. The end result is a script that's infuriating mainly because the whole cloning idea could really lend itself well to science fiction. As it stands, you'd be better off watching Blade Runner for the tenth time than spending your money on this mess of a movie.

While I'm not one to bash a sci-fi movie for being 'too brainy', I can fault The 6th Day for having delusions of intelligence while delivering a truly stupid movie. If you're still unsure, wait until you see the finale in which Arnie teams up with himself to thwart the evil corporation. I was immediately reminded of Jean Claude Van Damme in Double Impact and Jackie Chan in Twin Dragons. Trust me, that's not a compliment.

A quick note to the good ol' MPAA: You idiots! How could a movie like this one earn a PG-13 rating? There's a whole lot of laser-blast deaths, dismemberments and all around carnage in this movie! Next time the politicians point their holier-than-thou finger at 'Hollywood's waning moral code', perhaps someone needs to clean house over at the MPAA instead for their misguided, erroneous and all-around antiquated rating system.

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User Comments

9/14/17 morris campbell good imho 4 stars
4/08/16 David Hollingsworth Too derivative, even for Arnold. 2 stars
7/08/14 Kat Could have been good. Wanted to like it. Sadly, it was both boring and terribly written. 2 stars
8/01/11 Chris F not one of Arnies best films 3 stars
3/23/10 PAUL SHORTT ENTERTAINING FUTURISTIC ADVENTURE 3 stars
12/22/06 David Pollastrini must have sucked. I saw it but have no memory of it 1 stars
8/18/05 ES better than Total retard, I liked the way the villains kept coming back from the dead 4 stars
7/03/05 Quigley had some clever ideas, but it becomes a really forgettable film. watch T2, not this 3 stars
6/02/05 Chris Are you who you think you are? 1 stars
3/31/05 hannaho Just another Arnold film. 3 stars
3/05/05 Gloria Anderson love this movie 4 stars
3/02/05 David Tsung one of arnie's worst films 2 stars
2/28/05 Diane Stedner It wasn't so bad but wasn't so good either 3 stars
2/23/05 ALDO one of arnie's worse films...disappointing!!!! 2 stars
8/23/04 R.W. Welch Plot line is too far out to be very involving. Some snazzy F/X. 3 stars
6/09/04 Nobody I'm glad arnie went into politics, now he can't make any more crappy movies like this 1 stars
4/17/04 ALBERT H. TAYLOR JR. Not Arnold's better films! 3 stars
4/09/04 y2mckay One of Arnie's most brain-dead actioners - rent "Total Recall" . Sarah Wynter hot, though. 2 stars
4/09/04 Jack Sommersby Uninteresting, unexciting, and unmemorable. A real waste of fucking time. 1 stars
2/21/04 Stefan Halka The worst action I have ever seen in any A-level movie. 3 stars
1/29/04 stuntman A good idea ruined by poor writers 2 stars
7/01/03 Frank Lynch Decent flick 4 stars
4/20/03 Pratim Guha Biswas IT was really a waste of time which u would not normally expect from a Arnie Movie 2 stars
4/18/03 Matt Thiel An action film that tries to tell a story; but there are better examples than this. 3 stars
10/29/02 Jay Is this movie bad? No fucking way! Arnie at his best! 5 stars
8/02/02 Zefram Mann That Sim-Pal was so friggin' evil looking. 3 stars
5/26/02 I'm in (L) with a Jedi when i told u to go screw urself i didnt mean it literally 3 stars
3/29/02 Evan The Critic An attempt to go back to the 'Total Recall' sci-fi action, and it hit on target! Must see! 4 stars
3/15/02 Zargo underrated 4 stars
2/20/02 Xaver Interesting premise. Not very exciting. 3 stars
11/29/01 The $1.98 Pyramid I had high expectations about this movie, and so I was disapointed. 2 stars
10/31/01 Connoisseur nice entertaining movie, quit carping! 4 stars
8/08/01 Mr. Hat Lots of fun for the first hour and a half. 4 stars
6/11/01 I love movies this movie absolutely rocked the world! Arnold's best in years but his acting hasn't improv 5 stars
5/13/01 Pete Wrigley just bad 1 stars
5/09/01 *~Danielle*Ophelia~* (formerly KyLe*BrOfLoVsKi) Christ... 2 stars
5/08/01 Monday Morning Kind of a cross between "Total Recall" and "Twins". Fun futuristic appliances too. 4 stars
5/07/01 saleh sientific 4 stars
4/16/01 The Bomb 69 interesting look at the possibilities of cloning and the potential downfalls 4 stars
4/13/01 DREDD really bad plot, must have been really big hard drives to store all those memorys 2 stars
4/11/01 Del R One of me says he liked it, the other one says he didn't 3 stars
4/11/01 Jesse L Most boring Arnie movie ever made. Thin thin plot. 2 stars
4/11/01 Spetters Arnold sucks!!! He should make a Movie with Cameron again. 1 stars
3/30/01 The Reviewer it is better than last action hero, end of days, but not as good as total recall. 4 stars
2/04/01 Avenger girl Not to bad a movie,lots of action,but Arnie movies need some new insights. 3 stars
1/26/01 Sickofshitfilms comes a close second just after 'Battlefield Earth' 2 stars
1/26/01 Diego Romero Preet good movie,believe me,Arnie will return with T3 and true lies 2 5 stars
1/17/01 The Terminator As a fan of Schwarzenegger, I enjoyed this movie 4 stars
1/15/01 Action freak Good movie, should have been a huge hit, but people don't seem to like Schwarzenegger 4 stars
12/31/00 kevin AH im a clone i have two rings under my eyelid, this movie sucked D+ 2 stars
12/21/00 owen thought provoking action flik 4 stars
12/12/00 MAXOMENOS Good premise, boring execution. Could be the last gasp of the typical Arnold flick. 2 stars
12/05/00 Charlie.X "Did you get the info, !!Arnie,!! my soul wants 2, know, du plane will land, its gonu blow. 4 stars
11/26/00 FlickChick Kinda like Total Recall meets Demo Man meets 5th Element. Fills the flick need. 4 stars
11/25/00 Blubberbot Some good parts. Some bad parts. Some exciting parts. Some boring parts. 3 stars
11/25/00 FELaPorta Great Fun - my kids and I loved it! 4 stars
11/25/00 TigerShark Could've been so much better than it was. Ah-nold was good, but the plot was stupid. Rental 2 stars
11/24/00 KoHawk I guess it was okay... Damn those lasers ruined it, though 3 stars
11/23/00 Florida Voter 2 Too close to call.........lets recount!!! 4 stars
11/22/00 Greyjack An all right movie. Not blow-you-out-of-your-seat great, but a good matinee flick. 4 stars
11/21/00 Wyatt Earp Better than I expected. Nice FXs. Acting wasn't painful 4 stars
11/20/00 Stuntman not as bad as Red Planet, but worth watching 3 stars
11/20/00 TheRock Much better than M2M and Red Planet...not in Total Recall's class though 4 stars
11/19/00 frankko it's no COMMANDO. 3 stars
11/19/00 Will it was good simple fun. 4 stars
11/19/00 Brandon Bickford not bad when arnie isn't talking 4 stars
11/19/00 Bruce Has it's problems but it is entertianing. 4 stars
11/19/00 FLORIDA VOTER This movie was great! I disagree with the reviewer, this movie is 5 stars, A++ 5 stars
11/18/00 Eve Crisp visuals, some neat twists, and Arnold is always a reliable source of fun and heroism 5 stars
11/18/00 artifact great special effects, but missing a strong storyline 3 stars
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  17-Nov-2000 (PG-13)

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  18-Jan-2001 (M)




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