Oh sweet Jesus... Oh holy Mary Magdalene. This movie should go down as one of the worlds... greatest... STINKBOMBS.Three words: HOR-REE-BULL. Horrible. That's this movie. It's another one of those crappy original = horrible sequel examples. Some would call it bad timing I mean, the Mortal Kombat fad had all but expired by that time, others would say that the executives who made this movie should be institutionalized for having an I.Q of naught.
Why does it suck shite? I mean such BIG SHITE? Here's a list:
- Acting? Who's acting? These are models who talk. You know what generally happens when models talk? SUCKINESS OCCURS.
- Sets? I can see CAAAAAAARDBOARD...
- Costumes? Funnier than Jim Fucking Carrey with a truckload o' midgets.
- Story? It's campy. Is it meant to be campy? Yes. Is it a good kind of campy? No. It's a "gee, I'm a retarded monkey! See Me TYPE!!!"
- What happened to the original Rayden? It's always bad when the characters from the original don't return. Bad, bad... definetly bad.
Man, the list goes on and on. It's horrible. Not the list, the movie. The movie is horrible. I want my money back.At least the girls were hot.