"That little yellow star really shouldn't be there"
Yeah, a half-star would be more appropriate. Click here and you can read my musical movie review...to the tune of The King's "All Shook Up" Enjoy.Curse-a-my soul This film is really lame Makes The fricking Postman look like Citizen Kane Costner, Russell, Slater are all Elvis’d-up It really sucks It’s all fucked up Uh-uh-uh! No! God, no!
Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time ‘True Romance’ grows more popular with passings of time Elvis, guns, sideburns all sounds mighty fine But they all should have read the script before they signed
Curse-a-my soul This film is really lame It opens like some Dave-and-Busters video game MTV techno and some cine-muck It really sucks It’s all fucked up Uh-uh-uh! No! God no!
Well, the movie revs up quickly Then runs out of gas Director gets ideas from the hole in his ass One look at the script and they all should have passed I can’t believe this kind of shit is made for the mass-es!
Curse-a-my soul This movie really blows How it got the cast and greenlight—nobody knows In no time flat, it just goes belly-up It really sucks It’s all fucked up Uh-uh-uh! No! God no!
Well, the scripts at Project Greenlight rarely got this bad Kurt Russell, Courtney Cox both look pretty sad She tries to steal money that’s in his bag So, she’s a thief as well And, well, he’s been had
Curse-a-my-soul This movie has no brain It tries to be intriguing like a cat and mouse game I could explain the plot, but it’s a cluster-fuck This movie sucks It’s all fucked up Uh-uh-uh! No! God no!
Well, Costner tries way too hard to be a bad guy David Arquette’s lucky ‘cause he gets to die Slater shows up, says his lines, then says ‘goodbye’ Woodbine dies first and we’re supposed to cry…why?
Curse-a-my soul This movie couldn’t be worse The prints should be delivered from the back of a Hearse 120 minutes and that’s enough This movie sucks! It’s all fucked up Uh-huh! No! God, no!
Well, these MTV hipsters should just stay away Directors like these make me want to prey For the likes of ‘Ishtar’ by the great Elaine May I barely saw a stitch of Elvis gold lame…come on!
Curse-a-my soul This movie boggles the mind Think of all the talent that wasted their time It doesn’t even measure to ‘Howard The Duck’ This movie sucks It’s all fucked upFeel free to add your own verses. We could make this the longest-running bad review in history. I can't think of a movie more deserving.