Listen all, time travel is possible, Ave, Ave, Rejoice!!!!!!!Not necessarily ridiculing the idea, just ridiculing the outcome.
"A Single Wrong Piece Can Ruin A Whole Puzzle"
Why explain the plot and whatever bullshit that I do when the problem can be easily spotted even by a retard?
Just answer me this question: If you all of a sudden kill your loved one (Like Jean Reno here did with Christina Applegate) and then you travel through time, do you think there is a possibly REMOTE CHANCE to meet with your great, great, great, great, great (x 1000) granddaughter (Applegate), whom is a DIRECT descendant of you, even though back in the past you killed the mother of the motherís of her motherís of her motherís (x 1000) DAUGHTER???!!!
Think about that.
Jean Reno, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? You were so great in Ronin, and you signed up to THIS BULLSHIT??!! Please fire your agent, NOW. Applegate is crap, and by the way, do you people remember Matt Ross? Yeah, that fucko who was shot in the head by evil-Travolta in Face/Off? Yeah, I just wish someone shouldíve done the same to him in this horseshit. Tara Reid, you BITCH, you sucked, DIE BITCH DIE!!! The rest can fuck off.In the end, if you answered yes, then youíre qualified to see this movie, since youíre a fucking retard, you like to spank your girl with a frying pan until she bleeds while you have sex with her. Youíll need more than electroshocks to come back to reality. If you answered no, then youíre an intelligent human being and my advise for you is to stay, the FUCK, away, from this movie, you better, or youíre likely to loose your intelligence, and none of us want that. Seriously people, avoid this film. (0.5-5)
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originally posted: 07/09/02 14:19:52