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Overall Rating
2

Awesome: 4.55%
Worth A Look: 13.64%
Average: 0%
Pretty Bad40.91%
Total Crap40.91%

2 reviews, 10 user ratings



Race the Sun
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by rotten f. milk

"I wish I had seen Showgirls."
1 stars

Race the Sun, lordy, lordy. What am I gonna say? I mean without reverting to scathing sarcasm?

Hmm... it sucks when you can't get into a big-assed movie like "Showgirls", eh? Then you're stuck with a movie like "Race The Sun". I mean it.

Well, for one thing, I had no idea who would want to watch this movie. I mean, obviously them college frat kids and those horny adults and teens wouldn't watch this movie (granted they have Halle Berry, but it's not a role for the common fanboy). And obviously it ain't for them lil kids. There's no fluffy bunnies n' shit like that (granted they have a very fat kid which looks like a cute hippo, but I mean... it's a kid -- that's FAT). The closest demographic it'd reach are those crazy fangirls, who would love seeing young Casey Affleck strut his stuff in that stupid little solar powered car o' his.

I heard this was a true story or something. Well, whoop-de-doo. Cinema is not the place for a story like this. A movie like that belongs on like, Hawaiian TV or something like that. "Honolulu Channel 13 presents the primetime special: 'Race the Sun: The Story of a Solar Powered car, and the fucked up class who drived it"

And hey, I wouldn't be a proper reviewer if I didn't point out it's advantages... uh... hmm... uhm.... advantage... hmmm... see it for... the popcorn? No, that's not good... uh... Well, to you'll get to see... Lots of chinese folk parading about as Hawaiians.

SUCK THE SUN RACED!!! er... ah nevermind.

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originally posted: 08/14/98 12:28:41
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User Comments

5/03/07 Matt Halle must have been desperate. Cliche-ridden, predictable crap. 1 stars
11/18/03 he bad but not the worst 2 stars
9/11/03 Alice what a load of shit. 1 stars
7/02/02 Jenny Tullwartz True story beats by far much contrived sports fiction. Watch out for the road trains! 4 stars
2/27/01 Elvisfan Harmless & as opbvious as the sky but did you expect Chekhov? 4 stars
6/17/99 matchbox20 If you wanna see shitty acting then this is for you 1 stars
5/11/99 Kate Well, I liked it. Casey's awesome! 5 stars
4/28/99 Casey'sCool Hey, it had Casey Affleck! Too bad the ending sucked shit! 4 stars
8/20/98 The Man With The Helmet Ah well. It was this or The Relic. I picked wrongly. 2 stars
8/13/98 Rotten Milk I saw it with my girlfriend. We broke up the next day. 2 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  22-Mar-1996 (PG)
  DVD: 30-Apr-2002

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Australia
  02-Jul-1996




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