When the be best thing you can say about a movie is that its was better than being suffocated in elephant crap, you know you are in trouble.
This right here is the the most atrocious, junk, shite that I have yet witnessed.Now I am quite a fan of the bad horror movie, I like the low quality jerky effects genre. I enjoy the so wooden-it-calls-out-for-a-lumberjack acting, I laugh uproariously at so-called plot and dialogue...
However, this,um, this... this abomination, can't even offer that.
Terrifyingly, a local village is terrorised by a supposedly seductive devil-ess who surprises her lusty male victims with a hidden evil claw that emerges from her, ahem, lady bits, to crush their aroused vitals.
There then follows a baffling 80ish minutes of clumsy editing and frankly nothing going on on-screen. As far as I could tell a full twenty minutes were spent watching a car drive around a darkened forest in real-time.
God help us!
Crappy, crappy, crappy! At least you can be sure they didn't pile £100m into making this excrement; 50p and a pat on the bum seems to be entire budgetary expenditure...
The "acting" is horrific; the plot, indecipherable; dialogue... oh my god the dialogue...
Is it possible to award less than one star?This is what happens when a small to non-existent budget is inexpertly applied.