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Overall Rating
2.26

Awesome: 2.63%
Worth A Look: 13.16%
Average: 13.16%
Pretty Bad50%
Total Crap: 21.05%

2 reviews, 26 user ratings


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Captain Corelli's Mandolin
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by EricDSnider

"Dull and tiresome, but pretty to look at. Like Penelope Cruz."
2 stars

Director John Madden's last film was "Shakespeare in Love," a widely praised Oscar-winner full of life and wit. Apparently, Madden used up everything he had in that film, as his new one, "Captain Corelli's Mandolin," is sluggish, dull and altogether mediocre -- in other words, the polar opposite of "Shakespeare in Love." I can understand not wanting to fall into a rut, but this is ridiculous.

"Captain Corelli's Mandolin" is set on the beautiful Greek island of Cephallonia in 1940. A wise doctor (John Hurt) stands around and says wise things like, "We should not ask why we are wounded; only if the wound can be healed," while his hot daughter Pelagia (Penelope Cruz) flirts with local boy Mandras (Christian Bale).

Mandras has to go off to fight the war, which leaves Pelagia free at home to fall in love with the titular mandolinier, an Italian soldier stationed on the island. Corelli (Nicolas Cage) spends most of his time organizing his men into a formidable opera choir, which somehow fails to make them fearsome enemies when the Nazis show up. He also winds up living with the doctor and Pelagia, in a classic maneuver you will recall from "Three's Company."

Then Mandras comes home and is some kind of crazy underground guerrilla warrior, beard and everything. He's jealous of the new romantic developments, of course. Corelli is kind of his enemy anyway, though you will need to know your World War II history to understand exactly what the Italians are doing in Greece in the first place, and whose loyalties are toward which countries, because the movie does a lousy job explaining it. That's because it's not a war picture; it's a romantic epic.

Cage's performance is choppy but generally watchable; he's reigned in his lunatic side just this once. Cruz, bless her heart, can barely give much convincing emotion in English, let alone in English with a fake Greek accent. (For months, I've been laughing at the line she says in the film's trailer: "You theen you can come here and turn my whole whirl usside-down?" It's even funnier now that I've seen it in context.)

For about half of the film's running time, nothing happens. Corelli shows up, they fall in love, Mandras comes back: Fine, but surely no one expected us to be wrapped up in the brilliance of THAT plotline. Perhaps some interesting dialogue or a parallel subplot would have given the old penny a new shine?

When things do happen, the film becomes quite riveting. This lasts approximately 15 minutes. Then we're in for an extremely protracted ending where Madden seems to be avoiding the inevitable. He knows that WE know how it's going to end, and he looks around frantically for a curveball to throw us. So there's a random earthquake that means nothing. And then the end really comes, and sure enough, it's just what we thought was going to happen 20 minutes ago. Nice try, fellas.

This is the sort of movie that LOOKS like an Academy Award contender. It's a drama set during a time of war with a sweeping musical score and grand ideas, full of lofty philosphies and tragic romances. What will keep it far, far away from the Oscars is the fact that it's just a shell of a movie. It's puffed up real pretty, but it has no heart or soul.

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originally posted: 08/20/01 09:01:57
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User Comments

6/20/05 GWM Bale forget cruz just spread my legs and stick your hot nine-incher into my wide-open pussy 1 stars
10/21/04 Tracie Smegelski No, it wasn't as good as the book, nothing is ever as good as the book! Not awful either.. 3 stars
5/21/03 JoeSco Better than expected and I was shocked of the truth of what the Germans did to the Italians 4 stars
4/28/03 Jack Bourbon Captain Corelli's Masturbation 1 stars
7/31/02 KMG I WOULD LOOOOOOOOVE TO SUCK OFF CHRISTIAN BALE 4 stars
5/20/02 Kristen Total bore 1 stars
4/03/02 Edfink Lombardo One of the worst movies of 2001...Shitty acting, trite storytelling. Absolutely appalling 1 stars
3/03/02 J Not a bad movie, just a bit overlong. Cage was the best actor here. 3 stars
2/09/02 MOSHONAS.GERRY far way from the beauty of the story 4 stars
12/08/01 Steven Ansell It's terrible! Nothing like the book, and just plain crap! 1 stars
11/03/01 daniboy horrible 2 stars
9/15/01 Joanne Cheetham Dreadful 1 stars
9/11/01 Janine Lay, RN breathtaking scenery, Cage is hot, Cruz's acting sucked, but I was lost in the moment. 4 stars
9/10/01 John Captures the atmosphere of the island and time very well. GOOD MOVIE 4 stars
9/07/01 bub dude desperado was salma hayek and zorro was catherine zeta jones... 2 stars
8/28/01 mara z. crep. 1 stars
8/27/01 Alvaro Espinal-Madrigal Do we really need to see another bad war film? A great war movie cant ever be made.War is.. 2 stars
8/26/01 Belinda Damn shame Ms P Cruz was in this.....she cheapened it. 3 stars
8/26/01 Christina A beautiful account in a trying time 5 stars
8/25/01 Mary SLOW,DULL AND LACKS CHEMISTRY BETWEEN CAGE AND CRUZ. JOHN HURT BEST ACTOR IN MOVIE. 2 stars
8/22/01 Jake Ugh! What melodramatic trash. 1 stars
8/21/01 Danielle A little too long and drawn out 2 stars
8/20/01 Mary No chemistry between characters. Slow and empty. 2 stars
8/19/01 Marguerite very so-so flick. Could have waited for the dvd to come out. 3 stars
8/19/01 Babybelle Nice place shame about the face! 2 stars
8/10/01 kris Poor, simplistic adaptation of the book. A disappointment. 3 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  17-Aug-2001 (R)

UK
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Australia
  23-Aug-2001 (M)


Directed by
  John Madden

Written by
  Shawn Slovo
  Louis de Bernières

Cast
  Nicolas Cage
  Penélope Cruz
  John Hurt
  Christian Bale



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