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3.04

Awesome: 8.33%
Worth A Look: 29.17%
Average: 22.22%
Pretty Bad38.89%
Total Crap: 1.39%

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Hearts in Atlantis
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by Rob Gonsalves

"Sentimental bilge."
2 stars

'Hearts in Atlantis' is well-meaning sludge, based on slightly worse well-meaning sludge that didn't have Anthony Hopkins going for it.

Stephen King's 1999 book of the same name was his glancing, sidewise attempt at something serious and significant, and some of the material in the book's five sections was powerful -- the story "Hearts in Atlantis," for instance, with its Vietnam-era college students playing the card game Hearts to distract them from the looming draft. The movie has taken the name of that story and the book, but it has nothing to do with the story; it's based instead on the book's first section, "Low Men in Yellow Coats," one of the sappiest and most self-derivative things King has ever allowed into print.

Hopkins, at this point, knows he doesn't have to do much. He lets his eyes twinkle with warmth or wisdom, or he'll draw out a syllable to put a quiet stamp of authority on whatever he says -- he's coasting here, really, but it's generally entertaining coasting. As Ted Brautigan, a mysterious man who befriends 11-year-old Bobby Garfield (Anton Yelchin), Hopkins gets to wear a wreath of the uncanny while projecting pure virtue. He also gets to deliver solemn platitudes while Bobby and the camera hang on every word. He can't really do anything with Ted except embody him amiably, though; screenwriter William Goldman and director Scott Hicks (Shine) don't give him anything fresh to work with.

Ted joins a long line of King heroes given extraordinary powers (in this case, mind-reading) only to find the world eager to destroy them or misuse their gifts. A bit of Ted's power passes into Bobby, who uses it to pick the Queen of Hearts at a carnival card game; that's supposed to explain the "hearts" in the title, and Goldman gives Ted a speech to cover the rest: "Sometimes when you're young, you have moments of such happiness, you think you're living in someplace magical, like Atlantis must have been ... then we grow up and our hearts break into two." So Atlantis becomes the lost kingdom of childhood innocence, rather than the '60s metaphor King intended. Either way it's a bit florid.

Bobby is working on a flirtation with his first great love, Carol (Mika Boorem), and steering around the disapproval of his frazzled mom (Hope Davis, doing the best she can with a character that barely makes sense). Ted is being chased by "low men," who seek him for dark purposes gradually revealed (none too adroitly -- in one of those movie scenes where a newspaper headline pops up just in time to slide the plot point into its slot). Goldman and Hicks frame the story with the adult Bobby (David Morse), now married with three kids, heading back to the old hometown for a friend's funeral. He narrates, too, just like Richard Dreyfuss in Stand by Me, except only at the beginning and end; you expect him to close with "I never had any psychic old-man friends later on like the one I had when I was 11. Jesus, did anyone?"

Hearts in Atlantis carries a dedication to its cinematographer, Piotr Sobocinski, who died at 42 a few months before this was released; he shot a few films for the acclaimed director Krzysztof Kieslowski. Sobocinski drowns the film in golden sunlight, except for the adult-Bobby scenes, which are drained and blue, as if adulthood were a vampire sucking the life out of us all. If you're born with anything special about you, life will beat it out of you with a baseball bat or use it for dark designs. King and Goldman are both champion sentimentalists of the past (Goldman tosses in an anecdote about football legend Bronko Nagurski, a boyhood hero of Goldman's invoked in many of his books, and Hopkins gets to reprise a little magic trick he did in Magic, which Goldman wrote); put them together and you have two guys who seem so depressed about their lives today that they yearn for childhood.

"Then we grow up and our hearts break into two." Whose heart? Goldman's? King's? A movie that says we might as well pack it in as soon as we turn 18 is more bitter than bittersweet.

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User Comments

7/21/09 scott lee I liked it a lot! 4 stars
11/26/08 Shaun Wallner Friiggin Awesome!! 5 stars
6/11/08 PAUL SHORTT A SOFT-CENTRED FILM, FULL OF GOOD IDEAS THAT NEVER GET PROPERLY DEVELOPED 2 stars
11/17/06 Alyssa Hale Very disappointing movie, not at all good. 2 stars
6/22/06 TB I wish I learn more about the mysterious man, but the story was about a boy 3 stars
12/23/04 Nick Boyd Very heartfelt coming-of-age story 5 stars
4/16/04 A Reader Makes mincemeat of the King book, but is surprisingly heartfelt, and may haunt you later. 4 stars
4/13/04 Chris I was really looking foward to it but it was very dissapointing. Shoulda been better. 2 stars
9/14/03 agustina magic land full of dreams 5 stars
9/13/03 Phil M. Aficionado Nothing special except excellent action and photography. 3 stars
1/11/03 Mitsaso Conventional-but still good. 4 stars
1/08/03 tina crap 1 stars
10/08/02 Rusty The book was great, the movie writer needs to be shot for butchering the book like this!!!! 2 stars
10/23/01 spaceworm Get it right: Olivier was the old Anthony Hopkins. 4 stars
10/14/01 E-Funk The book is a step above this effort, but the effort is respectable. Hopkins is great. 4 stars
10/05/01 Jennifer Hassell I thought it was rather slow-moving, but excellent acting and photography!!! 4 stars
10/03/01 toneely I liked the movie, but Erik the movieman is correct.that's why I am reading the book. 4 stars
10/02/01 travis one of the best films in a long time best picture nomanation 5 stars
10/02/01 Greyjack Erik pretty much nailed it. What was there was nice, but it just felt very incomplete. 3 stars
10/01/01 Suzz A bit of a different take on the coming-of-age theme. Ok for 2 hours of escapism. 4 stars
9/30/01 erik the movieman Ah Yes - The Intelligent Moviegoer and his Comments! Bravo! Go See Glitter - You'll Love It 3 stars
9/29/01 Anders Caught a sneak preview - decent, like a "Stand By Me" on mild hallucinogens. 4 stars
9/28/01 DON'T LISTEN TO THIS MORON "Erik the Movieman" IS A MORON@!! 5 stars
9/28/01 WHICH MORON GAVE IT 3 stars THE MOVIE HASNT COME OUT YET!! 5 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  28-Sep-2001 (PG-13)

UK
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Australia
  31-Jan-2002


Directed by
  Scott Hicks

Written by
  William Goldman

Cast
  Anthony Hopkins
  Anton Yelchin
  Hope Davis
  David Morse
  Mika Boorem
  Will Rothhaar



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