"It's not scary. Wahlberg's acting is terrifying."
Eek.Marky Mark's acting is terrible here. He's much better in Boogie Nights.
Reese Witherspoon's overrated. Never did understand the attraction to her.
And why would anyone want to try and get fresh on a roller coaster? Nothing like a little pedophilia to excite audiences. Or bore them to tears.
Formula stalker (you know Wahlberg's a badass because he etches "Nicole-4-Eva" into his stomach) crap, with Wahlberg and a band of goons making an assault on what looks like a normal house, but appears to be the Fortress of Solitude.I say eek not because it's scary but because I actually sat through it.