Horribly, unbelivably bad.Have you ever seen a movie that made you violently ill?
Would you like to?
I mean, that sort of thing isn't exactly my cup of tea, but if you're looking for a movie that will very likely cause you to toss you cookies on an unsuspecting person (or screen, if you're alone), then have I got a film for you.
Unsuspecting moviegoer, meet Spy Hard, a vile spoof/parody film that isn't even remotely funny.
Leslie Nielsen plays Dick Steele (get it? It's a dick joke!), otherwise known as Agent WD-40 (get it? It's not 007, it's a lubricant!). Andy Griffith is the bad guy (get it? Andy Griffith is wholesome! It's casting against type!). Nicollette Sheridan is the babe, Veronique Ukrinsky, otherwise known as Agent 3.14 (get it? Pi? Pie? It's a vaginal joke!)
And so on and so forth. It's tiresome and horribly unfunny, loaded with cameos that are more head scratching than amusing (Fabio? Hulk Hogan? "Weird Al" Yankovic?).
Lame jokes, crappy acting, and a plot that is beyond dumb.If you have any decency at all, you'll promise me that you'll never watch this film.