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Cooking with Porn Stars
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by Scott Weinberg

"The title says it all, unfortunately."
1 stars

If you’re a big fan of porn stars Houston, Raylene, or Teri Weigel and you’ve been itching to see these gals cooking food, here’s the video for you.

Cooking with Porn Stars is an amateurish filmed-on-video program that features cable-access talk show host/porn-industry hanger-on Colin Malone with a trio of well-known porn stars. Each of the sexy gals offers some kind of edible confection, before behaving in mildly pornographic fashion. If you’re a big fan of porn stars Houston, Raylene, or Teri Weigel and you’ve been itching to see these gals cooking food, here’s the video for you.

With a video quality that’s roughly equivalent to that of a poorly-filmed birthday party, Cooking with Porn Stars is a cheesy little affair. Sure, there are some fleeting glimpses of the starlets’ goodies, but you could easily get 1,000 times the skin if you’d rent some of the gal’s actual skin flicks.

On the other hand, there is something a bit exciting about seeing such well-known porn stars in a non-carnal situation. As she makes a sloppy batch of Jell-O shots, it’s clear that the statuesque Houston is one astonishingly beautiful woman. The girlish Raylene shows a lot of normal-gal charm and she makes a few steaks – in between shots of vodka and hits off of a big joint. The last segment features former Playboy model Teri Weigel in all her glory, presenting Colin with a cake while fondling her icing-coated boobies.

The one common thread throughout the three segments is the presence of the leering, and sloppy-looking Malone, who never misses an opportunity to cop a feel or talk about vaginas. If you’re dying for a glimpse of ‘porn stars at home’, you may enjoy this one; if you’re more interested in seeing what these ladies do best, check out the backroom of your local video store.

DVD Info: Presented in a Full Frame aspect ratio; sound is presented in English Mono (and it’s really poor quality too, going from whisper-quiet to painfully loud at random). Special features are limited to just a photo gallery.

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originally posted: 07/24/02 14:52:28
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2/20/11 Ark I don't think anybody even cares enough to rate this,,,, 2 stars
10/27/04 nick I need see first porn movies 5 stars
7/01/03 Derek Vincent Not much better than Rubbing one off while waching chicken roast. SEXCELLENT! 5 stars
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USA
  09-Apr-2002 (NR)

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Directed by
  Colin Malone

Written by
  Colin Malone

Cast
  Colin Malone
  Houston
  Raylene
  Chandler
  Teri Weigel



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