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by Scott Weinberg

"...with Kobe Tai as Sarah Connor!"
2 stars

I'm not sure how I'd respond if an Asian sex-robot from the future demanded to see my weiner, but it would probably make for a better time than this ridiculous import.

Though it’s an utterly silly and forgettable sex romp, Japan’s Terminatrix is notable for two distinct achievements: A) it fully disproves that old cliché of Asian women never having large breasts, and B) it’s the only film ever made that includes the line “The future of all mankind depends upon your penis!” (If anything, import turkeys like this make me feel a bit better about American B-movies.)

Imagine watching Cameron’s The Terminator, only all the characters are now naked Asian hookers who use bulbous vibrators instead of machine guns. The Terminatrix is a sex robot sent from the future to destroy the penis of mankind’s last hope. (The Terminatrix can identify the proper penis only by inserting it into any handy orifice.) Fresh on her (ahem) tail is a naked Japanese lady from the future, whose job it is to protect the hallowed member from the cybernetic slut’s murderous advances.

If the premise sounds like a clever soft-core slant on The Terminator, then enjoy it – because ‘in premise’ is as slick as this movie gets.

The two leads scamper about town in various stages of undress, fondling and poking and offering oral sex to just about ever male they meet, only it's not as much fun as I just made it sound.

Presented in dark and moody tone (and with way more plot than actual sex), Terminatrix is not much more than a skin-laden curiosity and not a very entertaining one at that.

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